Have you had your [s]microchip[/s] vaccine yet?

[Aladdin]

Very slow rolling out the vaccine here.
Only 20000 doses arrived....til next week. They expect 40 000 doses to arrive in the country each week. which means a bloody slow roll out.
Nursing homes and med staff & hospital staff working closely with c19 patients are first on the list.
If they are only getting 40000 vaccines into the country per week...that means it will take a pretty long time to get people here vaccinated twice!.
I dont see myself getting vaccinated for months. And I'm well up the list what with serious underlying conditions.
Hopefully the gov has bought other vaccines besides the fizer one.

 

[BigMoaner]

let us know if you mysteriously find yourself buying xboxes for no reason

 

[Hyperdark]

My brother is having his on Monday , he works for the NHS & is vulnerable. I have to wait until May or so for improved 5g .

Im Curious (yes I know), I've noticed a few people make statements about getting their jab some months in the future...how do you actually know this?

 

[Hyperdark]

"Hopefully the gov has bought other vaccines besides the fizer one."

 

[gentlegreen]

"Hopefully the gov has bought other vaccines besides the fizer one."

people demanding the old school technique as chosen by the Chinese ?

 

[cyril_smear]

The “calculator” says May 2022 for mine. Hopefully it will all have blown over by then or we’ll have upgraded to 6G.

 

[William of Walworth]

For 2021, I was told (mid-December) that 'by Easter' was likely-(ish) for the first jab for myself.

I'm in no. 6 (underlying condition) in the JCVI priority list, and also, superbly!, the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine has just been approved

Mentioning both of these things, my 'annual appointment by phone in 2020' consultant at my hospital, was positive vaccine-wise for me about his 'by Easter' educated guess!

 

[A380]

Potentially got a choice. I can get one in the country I’m working in for free at a walk up clinic but will fall out of the booster dates, there is a Chinese one being offered as well or back home and take my chances in the U.K. queue (I’m registered as vulnerable)

fyck knows what to do

Get the ones there and the ones back here that's what I would do. (Bonus: then you could be tracked by both Bill Gates AND the PLA's Seventh Signals brigade.)

 

[mauvais]

I can still read the full thread title so I guess not.

 

[Dogsauce]

It looks like you are writing a forum post.

Would you like help?

o Get help with writing the forum post

o Just type the forum post without help

o Don’t show me this tip again

 

[keybored]

"Hopefully the gov has bought other vaccines besides the fizer one."

Not everyone who posts here lives in the UK.

 

[Hyperdark]

......and there's me thinking Clapton, Hackney was in the UK

 

[marty21]

Im Curious (yes I know), I've noticed a few people make statements about getting their jab some months in the future...how do you actually know this?

Don't know for sure , there is some website that takes your info and gives you a predicted date.

 

[marty21]

......and there's me thinking Clapton, Hackney was in the UK

Pretty sure it is , until our Independence movement gets going.

 

[gentlegreen]

Vaccine Queue Calculator for the UK

The vaccine queue calculator for the UK estimates where you are in the queue to get your COVID vaccine based on your age, health, and job.

www.omnicalculator.com

 

[gentlegreen]

Blimey, even being 60 and "diabetic", estimates have been rolled back a lot ...


Based on your profile, there are between 12,305,865 and 18,074,125 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK.
Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your two doses of vaccine and be fully protected by between 22/06/2021 and 11/09/2021.

 

[Hyperdark]

Thanks I have seen that calculator but from the way a few were stating the dates I assumed they had some reliable information.

 

[Steel Icarus]

At a rate of a million a week.

 

[Sprocket.]

My eldest sister is going for her second shot next Thursday. She lives in Northamptonshire and said finding the venue for her first jab was a right palaver. She was sent to three different locations only to be told, “There’s no vaccines here, I’ll find out where you need to be” so at 82 years old she ended driving over forty miles until she got to where she needed to be.
Appalling carry on.

 

[gentlegreen]

There are going to be a lot of dispatch riders transporting these vaccines around ...

 

[Steel Icarus]

There are going to be a lot of dispatch riders transporting these vaccines around ...

Why?

 

[gentlegreen]

Why?

maintenance of low temperature, none to be left over the weekend at GP surgeries ...

Ever since March, there have been ambulances coming down my street most days...

 

[magneze]

Next year for me

 

[gentlegreen]

Being so starkly shown that it will be the end of 2021 before we can relax a bit, you can see why they have to let the info out drip by drip - though I wonder if they couldn't have been fully realistic right from the start.
Of course if they'd handled things like China, they might have knocked 6 months off ...

 

[Artaxerxes]

Wife had it on Weds afternoon, had a bit of a temperature and some aches but seem to clear up after 24 hours.

 

[gentlegreen]

I learned yet another thing about the Pfizer jab yesterday - since the viral RNA doesn't cause the cell to rupture, it actually causes the spike protein to poke out through the cell wall !

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

The ScotGov says I should have mine by spring (supplies permitting). My brother’s partner has already had hers, as have several frontline workers whom I know.

So, let us know when you’ve had your jag, so we can start tracking your movements.

As the list of jabbed people is held on an excel spreadsheet microsoft knows already...

 

[Johnny Doe]

Someone I know has and can control his heating with touching the thermostat

 

[magneze]

After the vaccine?

 

[cyril_smear]

At a rate of a million a week.

Don’t forget they have to do it twice though.