George Lamb on BBC 6Music: total cock

[nino_savatte]

My question is where the fuck did he come from? he seemed to appear out of nowhere. He's a fucking tit.

I was always told never to trust a man who always wears a bow-tie.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

The relativly quite 6Music message boards have a mega thread dedicated to how awful George Lamb is. Its heavily modded but the voices of dissent are bleeding through. They want everyone to complain and write to 'Feedback' the new series of which starts on September 19th...

 

[nino_savatte]

Didn't this cunt promote Boris Johnson on his programme? Stab 'im in the head!

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Another excellent piss take in this months Viz. Again, I'll promise to scan it in, forget, and someone else will do it before I get round to it again.

 

[editor]

Gaze at Lamb's fabulous interview technique (it's the same for every interviewee):

1) Are you bald?
2) What is your favourite vowel?
3) Now the spelling bee...

And hurricanes are one big laugh to Lamb:

"During his interview with Mr Motivator, who was in Jamaica, GL was blethering on about how he loves a good hurricane, and it's great when there's a big storm because you can take "your lady" and a bottle of wine to bed."

 

[stat]

Another excellent piss take in this months Viz. Again, I'll promise to scan it in, forget, and someone else will do it before I get round to it again.

Did you see the Terry Fuckwit one a few issues back? Was great

 

[editor]

Another excellent piss take in this months Viz. Again, I'll promise to scan it in, forget, and someone else will do it before I get round to it again.

Yes, come on! Get scanning!

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Yes, come on! Get scanning!

Well it's at home - so I won't be able to get it up until tomorrow morning!

Anyone else who has a viz and a scanner feel free.

I've just had a search to see if anyone has scanned it in, and found this

 

[skyscraper101]

I'm no fan of George Lamb but even his awful style has something endearing about it compared to the sheer dullness of Radio DJs these days. Just listening to dull as fuck Jo Whiley or ultra bland Nemone or Steve (here's the Lemonheads) Lamacq is enough to have me reaching for the dial these days.

I do like a controversial DJ sometimes. There's a kind of edge to the fact that you know (and they know) the plug could just be pulled eventually. I found the same when I used to listen to Bam Bam and 'Street Boy' on Capital/Kiss etc. They've been fired so many times I've lost count now.

It's just a shame george Lamb has to rip the piss out of people like Ray Davies and not genuinely deserving celebs. He'd probably be better placed on Capital or something. It's schoolboy humor sure. But its also fun shouting 'twat' back at the radio now and again. I kinda find it funny laughing AT him, not with him. I dunno, I'm probably on my own here!

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

http://kinksfanclub.proboards92.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=respect&thread=736&page=1

You can find a link to the interview on the above page. I just gave it a listen. George Lamb comes across as a total cunt! I think I may as well complain...

 

[bmd]

Is he as shit as Vernon Kay or that other talent-free cunt from the early shift on R1, Greg James, who, as the highlight of his show requests that the listeners flick their lights on and off to Glen Miller's In The Mood. Need I say more?

Ok then, when he was given Scott Mills' slot for a fortnight he pretended that he was being ironic by playing stuff like hangman. There was no irony, he just played the game, sneered a bit and that was it. He was also wheeled out at the BBC's 'coverage' of the summer festivals and showed off his remarkable lack of talent there too. Bring back Jimmy Saville.

 

[8den]

http://kinksfanclub.proboards92.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=respect&thread=736&page=1

You can find a link to the interview on the above page. I just gave it a listen. George Lamb comes across as a total cunt! I think I may as well complain...

I already have.

 

[Augie March]

My housemate has a huge crush on Mr Lamb. She works at the Beeb and got all excited when she saw him there once. I was disgusted she didn't take the oppurtunity to rub dogshit into his stupid little face.

 

[King Biscuit Time]

From this month's viz.

 

[Divisive Cotton]

I'm gonna have to listen to him today to find out what all this is about...

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

From this month's viz.

~lol

 

[stat]

First half of that Viz article (above):

A Big 'Shabba' to the Little Green Men

The sound of fucking awful BBC Radio 6 Music DJ GEORGE LAMB shouting the word 'Shabba' and laughing like a fucking cunt for no fucking good reason is to be sent into space on board the new European Space Agency probe 'Caliban' as part of the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

Previous attempts to contact extraterrestrials by sending binary encodings of the DNA double-helix, Bach sonatas and diagrams of carbon atoms have so far failed to elicit a response. Now scientists fear that they may have vastly overestimated the basic levels of ET intelligence for which they are searching.

'Not every alien is going to be Stephen Hawking,' said ESA controller Professor Etienne Gerbeau. 'We need to tailor our broadcasts to a wider alien demographic.'

FUCKING AWFUL

Mission Director Michael Gideon explained: 'Fucking awful BBC Radio 6 Music DJ George Lamb has a unique appeal to idiots and cretins. One only has to consider how many of his dribbling acolytes used their unexpectedly opposable thumbs to send text votes for George, enabling his braying, oafish drivel to scoop a prestigious Sony Radio Award. It might make my soul howl in agony to contemplate it, but alien intelligence may have stalled at this sort of disappointing level, and these are the creatures at whom this probe is aimed.'

 

[Threshers_Flail]

That's beautiful.

 

[editor]

Excellent article!

 

[killer b]

heh. i was just going to scan that & post it here... good call.

 

[stat]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1567/p9060003bu1.jpg

 

[stat]

oops, it appears that i am terry fuckwit in so far as i can't upload an image within a reasonable size limit. Do i win £5, or am i just a worthless c*$t?

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

lordy thats big! have this one from earlier in the thread!

 

[stat]

lordy thats big! have this one from earlier in the thread!

oops! I thought I'd gone through the whole thread, too....

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Not Lamb related but Lesley Douglas has pulled a blinder by getting Dave Pierce on 6Music.. sigh

6 Music controller Lesley Douglas said: "6 Music has, at its heart, a love of music. By bringing Huey Morgan and Dave Pearce to the station we will bring an even greater breadth of music and talent to the schedule."

 

[Divisive Cotton]

Dave Pierce?! WTF!

 

[Augie March]

Heh. So 6 Music continues to offer a valid alternative to Radio 1 then I see by employing an ex-Radio 1 DJ. And not even a good one too.

 

[tarannau]

Ach, Dave Pearce is way better than George Lamb.

He's played some shite music of late to be sure, but he's probably got more in the record box to surprise than most. I remember him being a leading Hip-Hop dj in the days before Westwood and iirc he had's a weird past career, with spells djing in Bombay as a teen.

Maybe I'm being charitable, but maybe a move to 6 will let him play some tunes that we wouldn't expect of him.

George Lamb, is a surplus cunt with no discernible talent at all.

 

[Augie March]

Bear in mind too, he's bringing exactly the same 'Dance Anthems' show he was doing on Radio 1, with him to 6 Music.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

I will give him the benefit of the doubt. Meaning I will listen to it before writing my letter of complaint!