SpackleFrog
Smash showy bell-bottom pants and sporty haircuts
Assuming for a moment that you are posting in good faith, your posting is stupid. You assume rationality and underestimate anger.
If your front door is any good, kicking will achieve nothing in the direction of getting to the sofa. But many will kick it anyway.
Which is, in effect, what David Ward Tweeted.
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All this proves is you can't kick a door in properly - don't call me stupid just cos you can't break into your own house.