Facebook hires Nick Clegg

[cybershot]

Facebook hires Nick Clegg as head of global affairs

 

[Yossarian]

Fuck, is it April 1 already?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I for one welcome the prospect of £9000 a year facebook membership fees.

 

[imposs1904]

God, what a cunt.

 

[a_chap]

Here's hoping he will do the same to Facebook as he did to the LibDems...

 

[nogojones]

I hope he does a good a job with them as he did with the Lib Dems

 

[moochedit]

Anything that gets him to leave the country has to be a good thing.

 

[moochedit]

I for one welcome the prospect of £9000 a year facebook membership fees.

Well he negotiated hard with Zuckerberg and that was the best deal he could get.

 

[nogojones]

Here's hoping he will do the same to Facebook as he did to the LibDems...

Can you get your own material

 

[DotCommunist]

soon facebook will be agreeing to sell all our data to Lord Evil in exchange for a worldwide plastic bag tax

 

[Sprocket.]

Recycled from the wasting bandwidth thread but appropriate imo.

 

[Argonia]

Christ almighty

 

[cupid_stunt]

It is just me, or does the world seem to get more bonkers by the day?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Can we do ensure he serves his time in the south Atlantic non person holiday camp before turns up at FB HQ?

 

[Wilf]

Blair must be fucking seething.

 

[Wilf]

Wonder how old Clegg's kids are now? They must still be in danger of weeping themselves to death over this.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Fucking disgusting rat escapes the sinking ship he helped scupper

 

[DotCommunist]

Blair must be fucking seething.

Blairs more of a myspace brand ambassador

 

[Wilf]

Blairs more of a myspace brand ambassador

(Granita) Friends Reunited

 

[Supine]

FB is on its last legs anyway. Who gives a shit

 

[skyscraper101]

FB is on its last legs anyway. Who gives a shit

Hardly, they own instagram and whatsapp and with Google have more digital ad spend than any other platform.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, to be fair, he did protect us from the worst of austerity. If it hadn't been for him, we'd have probably been at the point of setting up foodbanks by now. Thanks Nick.

 

[killer b]

FB is on its last legs anyway. Who gives a shit

Jesus. You post some stupid shit, but this has to be the best yet.

 

[not-bono-ever]

It is quite shocking the amount of vitriolic seething hang em high and display his head on a stick hate I have for such a wanky soppy loser of a politician

 

[Supine]

Jesus. You post some stupid shit, but this has to be the best yet.

You have hurt my feelings

 

[killer b]

I love the massive gap there is between Nick Clegg’s assessment of his own abilities and the reality. I think he went into government with the Tories imagining he could do good work: a powerful force for pragmatic liberal centrism and getting things done. But he got played, chewed up and spat out, and achieved fuck all. Now here he is bright eyed and bushy tailed, imagining he can be a force for pragmatic liberal centrism in a corporation even less human than the tories. Hilarious. Expect to see his charred corpse outside by the bins within the next couple of years.

 

[Argonia]

Is there anybody here who thinks this is a good thing? Or is everybody agreed that it isn't?

 

[strung out]

Is there anybody here who thinks this is a good thing? Or is everybody agreed that it isn't?

It's an irrelevant thing

 

[Chilli.s]

Perfect for the job I recon.

 

[Pickman's model]

I see he's 51

Here's hoping he doesn't see 52