Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Exciting though.
"Everybody has to have guns" says rock bellend in Eagles of Death Metal
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sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
And another
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
But surely then the tewwowists will just put guns on their guns...... MOAR GUNS!
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
You have a designated bazooka-carrier. Not allowed to drink.
mauvais
on reddit or something
Now you're being facetious.
Imagine that the terrorist has it on his itinerary to shoot some people that day. He wakes up early, puts on his outfit, has a cup of tea, throws open the front door to embark on his mission, and is immediately submerged under an avalanche of guns.
He thinks to himself, well this has almost confounded me, but I can probably blast my way out, and he begins firing wildly to forge a path out of there. Unfortunately, however, the guns merely fire smaller guns, and these too discharge, filling up the spaces in between the bigger guns, cementing the barrier like a dark steel Mandelbrot.
Broken, he returns to his tea drinking phase, but the drink is now tepid. He goes to make a new brew, but the kettle is jammed with guns, and it's difficult to make a good cup of tea with a gun unless it's a British tank.
He has had enough of this so he shoots himself. Terror is averted. Later, the magnets will arrive and uncover his body for the crows.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
who cares?
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
His views on guns are bonkers, but fair dos for them for going back to do the gig.
It'd certainly get the blood pumping. All over the floor mostly.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
With his response to the Bataclan hall attack he seemed like an intelligent, genuine and compassionate sort of bloke.
Turns out he's just another reactionary cretin.
Turns out he's just another reactionary cretin.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
I'm pretty sure violence is one of the main things that makes men and women unequal. How violence is supposed to rectify this problem is anyone's guess.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
That's why it needs to be technologified. To make men and women equal.
sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Are yanks allowed to own nukes?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Well they need to deploy one of those bad boys whenever they see someone with a beard. Anything less would be a waste of a constitution.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Doesn't Hughes have a beard? And a lot of the militia blokes appear to have the whole beard look going on...
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
not to mention former home secretaries charles clarke and david blunkett
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
And the two brothers who run that really popular place in Shoreditch.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
a really popular place in shoreditch? do tell me more.
It is part of the complexity of the human condition that many/most people are BOTH! If I ever learnt anything then it is that.
sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
If its popular, then its clearly not cool.
Now if only there was a place that sold overpriced Cereal in Hackney that no-one knew about
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
as opposed to the one in tower hamlets with which everyone is familiarIf its popular, then its clearly not cool.
Now if only there was a place that sold overpriced Cereal in Hackney that no-one knew about
bi0boy
Power User
He's a Trump supporter. Being a victim of a gun attack doesn't make you not a cunt.
It does mean that lots more people will slate you for it though, it seems.
bi0boy
Power User
Only if you to talk to the media about it I guess.
likesfish
You can't park here sir
http://bearingarms.com/uploads/2014/08/Crew-Served-for-Little-Ones.jpgSome guy being a gun nut is no story on its own tho. This wouldnt be any kind of deal if he hadnt been in the paris shooting.
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