Eurovision 2019

[billy_bob]

Jesus, bookies' favourite? Makes me glad about Brexit.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

BORING!! I need some wine.

 

[Lurdan]

Na Na Na is starting to grow on me.

 

[not-bono-ever]

nah

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I'm a bottle in and this is still fucking boring old shit. How can the Icelandic sex troupe not win?

 

[isvicthere?]

BORING!! I need some wine.

Finished my wine. Reaching for the beer.

 

[moomoo]

I’ve got a cuppa tea. I’ve eaten my two biscuits. It’s all a bit dull isn’t it?

 

[D'wards]

Why is every live sporting or competition event scheduled for our convenience in the UK?
Its already gone 11pm in Israel and it's only just got going.

Will we sulk as a nation if it's on a bit earlier for the rest of Europe ?

 

[not-bono-ever]

greek bjork

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I think I've been in a few Open Air Shakespeare production that look like this!

 

[rekil]

Greek lady sounds like Vic Reeves doing Amy Winehouse.

I'm changing this unfunny snark to 'sounds like Joan Armatrading.'

 

[billy_bob]

This lot look like extras from a Hammer Horror film.

 

[weltweit]

How did they get those swords past security?

 

[isvicthere?]

15th song and still only one not in English!

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Piss-stained wedding dresses. Why did they never take off?

 

[Epona]

Greece was entertaining, there seemed to be animal noises involved, a bit eccentric, I liked it

 

[not-bono-ever]

its vin diesel for me so far

 

[rekil]

I'm a bottle in and this is still fucking boring old shit. How can the Icelandic sex troupe not win?

After all their tryhardness, they have to do something shocking and political but they won't.

 

[rubbershoes]

Freddie Mercury for Israel

 

[not-bono-ever]

happy shopper borat

 

[isvicthere?]

Freddie Mercury for Israel

 

[rekil]

All rise for Norway.

 

[A380]

Worst bohemian rhapsody video tribute ever!

 

[Poot]

its vin diesel for me so far

As soon as he reached the chorus my daughter and I both started singing 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' at the same time.

 

[billy_bob]

David Gest's looking surprisingly well.

 

[74drew]

I see the Israeli's are deliberately trying to throw their entry.

 

[isvicthere?]

Israel: sounds like a song rejected from the Rocky Horror Show.

 

[Orang Utan]

SImpering dickweed

 

[not-bono-ever]

jesues christ. tears

 

[weltweit]

Well you ain't someone to me sorry ..