Eurovision 2019

[Orang Utan]

Terry's Fat Cock - think I saw them at the Duchess Of York supporting The Senseless Things in 1989

 

[isvicthere?]

Sweden: first one I've liked, so it has no chance. 11/1.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

His trousers look well dodgy though..

Why did you point that out.....I can't unsee it now!!!

 

[magneze]

Bit bland so far.

 

[weltweit]

Yep, I liked Sweden

 

[Epona]

I am feeling as though these 2 should probably get a room, starting to wonder whether they will start doing it on stage - very intense...

 

[not-bono-ever]

why does reminde me of randall and hopkirk ?

 

[Lurdan]

Rather like Slovenia's song. (And it's in Slovenish so I've no idea what cobblers she's singing). They don't have a lot of charisma though.

 

[Orang Utan]

they look like cult members

 

[isvicthere?]

Big up to Slovenia for singing in their own lingo

 

[wtfftw]

Pretty sure these two are aliens.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

This is.....disturbing. and the beginning, as Mr.QofG's pointed out,s a bit like the start of "This is not America"

 

[isvicthere?]

why does reminde me of randall and hopkirk ?

(deceased)

 

[paulhackett]

May as well be singing this in a cupboard

 

[rubbershoes]

Best song so far for me. But yes. Slightly disturbing

 

[billy_bob]

Incest legal in Slovenia?

 

[isvicthere?]

Cyprus: those trousers, tight or what?

 

[not-bono-ever]

some lovely teeth tonight

 

[not-bono-ever]

saucy

 

[billy_bob]

Something tells me this'll do alright.

 

[Lurdan]

Think I'd like this better if I couldn't see her.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Can't help but feel the backing guys are dressed even more ridiculously than she is

 

[rubbershoes]

Didn't John Shuttleworth try to get Norway to accept Pigeons in Flight as their entry some years back?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm not sure about the song because I spent most of it wondering if she was wearing pants

 

[billy_bob]

I'm not sure about the song because I spent most of it wondering if she was wearing pants

I started to think she might be wearing one of those 70s joke shop fake rubber bottoms.

 

[sparkybird]

Looks like a chandelier.. just needs a strategically placed lightbulb

 

[Orang Utan]

NO MORE BALLADIRGES PLEASE

 

[not-bono-ever]

looked like a nappy to me but i wasnt that close to the telly

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I'm not sure about the song because I spent most of it wondering if she was wearing pants

If not that was some serious vajazzling

 

[isvicthere?]

Netherlands: dismal dirge. Why is this the runaway favourite?