Eurovision 2019

[not-bono-ever]

her voice is off

 

[Calamity1971]

This hurts

Christ, shes been hitting the woodbines.

 

[Orang Utan]

ooh dear, bum notes

 

[wtfftw]

She's going to remove most of her outfit, right?

 

[D'wards]

This is awful. The original is a great song

 

[a_chap]

Good Madge tribute act.

Pity they couldn't get the real thing...

 

[Baronage-Phase]

That's the end of Madonna.

Fuck.
I am gutted

 

[Epona]

I actually feel bad for her, this performance is awful

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oooh she's a bit wobbly. I like the Monks though

 

[Nine Bob Note]

ALL THE BELTS Madge!

 

[peterkro]

Cadburys Nut Flake.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Voice is still good but it seems like she can't hear the backing.

 

[Orang Utan]

everyone's a fruit n nut cake

 

[a_chap]

Christ, shes been hitting the woodbines.

They've just brought giant woodbines in for her.

 

[ginger_syn]

Its on mute now, works better for me

 

[Baronage-Phase]

That's just fucking weird

 

[weltweit]

Seems out of tune to me. .

 

[A380]

Her heart’s not in this is it?

 

[billy_bob]

I don't know what the hell this is but at least they've autotuned the fuck out of it.

 

[D'wards]

Sensibly turned the auto tune now

 

[Orang Utan]

am enjoying the nu dancehall vibes now

 

[RubyToogood]

Yeah either she can't physically hold the note or there's been a technical malfunction and she can't hear what she's singing to.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Well at least she's entered into the amusingly shit Eurovision spirit!

 

[a_chap]

If I'd paid for a ticket I'd be demanding a refund about now....

 

[a_chap]

Absolutely no sense irony with the gas masks then...

 

[Plumdaff]

Even the autotuned bit is pretty lacklustre.

 

[billy_bob]

Is it me or did the aesthetic go a bit Salo: 100 Days of Sodom in the middle there?

 

[Orang Utan]

The off key bits remind me of when Simon Le Bon bummed out at Live Aid - that was wince-inducing

 

[Epona]

Good on her mind you

 

[billy_bob]

Oh Graham, damning with faint praise! 'She showed up...'