Eurovision 2019

[magneze]

Ok, final prediction:
Norway
Spain
San Marino

Iceland: top 10

UK: nul

 

[billy_bob]

She looks like Maud Lebowski in the Dude's dream...

 

[rekil]

Madge is coming up, so I shall share some of my favourite Eurovision tracks with you whilst I wait for my garlic bread to cook...

This was a big hit in Germany after failing to be chosen for their entry.

Spoiler

 

[D'wards]

Madge does look like she's getting into the Eurovision spirit

 

[Steel Icarus]

Do you think leave voters can bring themselves to watch?

Given lots of entrants are not in the EU I don't see what relevance this has

 

[Nine Bob Note]

She's not fully committed on the eye patch

 

[magneze]

Oh, this is all too serious.

 

[Orang Utan]

Madonna's stolen her eyepatch off of Gabrielle. She's such a vampire

 

[tommers]

Madonna is so fucking weird.

 

[D'wards]

She still has bags of sex appeal imho

 

[Steel Icarus]

Madonna is genuinely morphing into Courtney Love

 

[billy_bob]

She still has bags of sex appeal imho

You're right, I was being snarky but she looks great. If a bit mad.

 

[moomoo]

Did I miss Madonna?

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Laughing at Norton saying how great madonna is to turn up with a bad case of conjunctivitis


..

 

[billy_bob]

Fuck me, I thought that was going to be Led Zep Immigrant Song from the first three notes.

 

[tommers]

She still has bags of sex appeal imho

Genuinely thought it was an Israeli lookalike for the first minute or so.

 

[rekil]

Amongst other questions, why is 'sex appeal' measured in 'bags'

 

[rubbershoes]

Great song from 2009.

Mad dancing

 

[isvicthere?]

Madonna really dragged it down. Top achievement!

 

[tommers]

Back on track now. This is good.

 

[Indeliblelink]

Madonna seems to have come as future Blackadder

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Great song from 2009.

Mad dancing

Yes! Easily top ten, missed that from my earlier post

 

[not-bono-ever]

shes touring europe the year iirc, ticket sales must be sluggish

 

[isvicthere?]

Cynical note: are these Arab-looking performers designed to make viewers forget about Israel's shameful activity in the West Bank and Gaza?

 

[tommers]

Some dude from Final Fantasy VII just turned up.

 

[Epona]

What is with all the armour, did I miss info about an interval jousting tournament or something?

 

[billy_bob]

Why is everyone dressed like Ride of the Valkyries suddenly?

 

[a_chap]

The Eye of Sauron looks a bit ominous

 

[magneze]

OMG. GET ON WITH IT.

 

[Orang Utan]

who was the american dude?