Eurovision 2015 - Vienna

[Tony_LeaS]

Getting a bit of an Alphabeat feel with these, nice jolly tune. Might not be a favourite but makes me smile.

GO ON DENMARK, BIG UP THE GINGERS

 

[wtfftw]

All their faces annoy me tho

 

[Lord Camomile]

Right, so now we have the 50s.

I'm not letting this go. This is a Buzzfeed article in the making. "14 songs from Eurovision 2015 that should have been entered in previous years. You WON'T believe number seven! DON'T TRY TO SAY YOU WILL! YOU WILL NOT!! ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?! "

 

[ska invita]

This is catchy.

so is syphilis

 

[Lord Camomile]

"A dead ringer for Prince Harry"
"Really?"
"Yeah, a little bit"

So... not a dead ringer then.

 

[red rose]

Damn right there's a lot of cloaks, Eurovision should have a minimum cloak requirement frankly.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Can I have a consonant please, Carol?

 

[Dr. Furface]

She'll do for me!

 

[Vintage Paw]

I have an authentic Victorian cloak that looks like that.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Oooh, she lost key there.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I have an authentic Victorian cloak that looks like that.

Are you sure? Might want to check it's still where you think it is

 

[red rose]

No, Albania! No!

Go back to Tirana and have a good long think about what you've done.

 

[ska invita]

Oooh, she lost key there.

all over the place this one

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oooh, she lost key there.

Sadly, I'm not sure she's ever found the key. The performance has been the musical equivalent of standing at the door patting your pockets.

 

[red rose]

That was supposed to sound more "go to your bedroom and think about what you've done" and less "go back to your own country!"

 

[Lord Camomile]

That was supposed to sound more "go to your bedroom and think about what you've done" and less "go back to your own country!"

You've clearly taken to Kent well

 

[Lord Camomile]

Judging by the photos and earnest tone this is another we're not allowed to mock, right?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Hang on, he's switched to English!

 

[Vintage Paw]

Apparently the song is about all the Romanians coming over here and stealing our jobs. Or thereabouts.

 

[red rose]

Hang on, he's switched to English!

Clearly you've muted Mills too, he said that before they started.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Did the backing group see his broach and decide to mock it themselves with their own mildly stupid accessories?

For fuck's sake you two, you're only broadcasting to the UK, you don't have to have the same broad fucking humour that the main presenters who are trying to appeal to multiple nations do!!

 

[red rose]

Oh yes, I already love this

 

[Vintage Paw]

Well damn.

This is unexpected.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Goth claxon!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Clearly you've muted Mills too, he said that before they started.

Haven't muted it, but fair to say I haven't been paying attention to the interludes...

 

[Tony_LeaS]

Wind machines are very popular in there. Either that or a window is open somewhere.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Looks like a baddie from a Willow rip-off.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Okay, all my votes go to Serbia and Georgia.

 

[Tony_LeaS]

Must say she is stunning, and the outfit goes well for her. Not my favourite song but got a voice and a half.

 

[Lord Camomile]

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