Eurovision 2015 - Vienna

[Lord Camomile]

Have you seen the Family Fortunes, especially All Stars? Thats like a disease.

ITV is watched only for football, and even then under duress.

 

[red rose]

This is horrific and amazing. This little montage is what Eurovision is all about

 

[wtfftw]

Ow.

 

[Lord Camomile]

No. No, no, no.

 

[Tony_LeaS]

Up tempo? UP TEMPO?!

Shes a funny host.

 

[red rose]

Mel needs to stop shortening names that shouldn't be shortened.

"Conchits"
"Dr Eurovis"

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Hey person whose first language isn't English, here's some words such as 'mesmeric' and 'teal' to get your noggin around"

 

[red rose]

What does he mean about Ireland being reigning Eurovision champions? Surely the fact that he's in Austria would contradict that.

 

[Lord Camomile]

What does he mean about Ireland being reigning Eurovision champions? Surely the fact that he's in Austria would contradict that.

The man has a PhD and you QUESTION him?!

 

[Dr. Furface]

I'm liking Nina

 

[rekil]

The hirsute austrian dude was working himself up to scream "communism will win!" and got cut off.

 

[Vintage Paw]

You'd have thought Oz would have sent something ridiculously camp and kitsch on their only chance at Eurovisz. But no.

 

[Lord Camomile]

They keep saying "United Kingdom" as if they don't hate our very participation in the event

 

[Indeliblelink]

i quite like the Australian track.

 

[Tony_LeaS]

Some strange finalists..

 

[Lord Camomile]

Latvia?! Where's Latvia?!

 

[Vintage Paw]

Chuffed for Latvia.

 

[Indeliblelink]

Yay, Latvia in.

 

[red rose]

Woo Azerbaijan and Slovenia through

I've put a fiver on each of them and a tenner on Serbia.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Ugh. Israel.

Can you imagine hosting in Tel Aviv?

 

[Lord Camomile]

You took yer fucking time

Portugal?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ugh. Israel.

Can you imagine hosting in Tel Aviv?

Oh

 

[Lord Camomile]

Genuinely surprised Portugal didn't get through, I thought it was pretty strong. Stronger than the rest of the pap, at least.

 

[red rose]

Heh

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oof, did everyone else get Mel and Dr. Eurvis... oh, they're back

 

[Lord Camomile]

"His head is like a gourd"

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Well, best start flicking through them on YT to see who I should blow my money on Then I'll listen to the Latvian pirates from 2008 and the French moustache song from last year to cheer myself up

 

[Libertad]

Seems a shame that we'll have to choose between Eurovision and Britney's Got Talons tonight. No contest really though.

 

[5t3IIa]

• What time does it start tonight?
• Popbitch mail out says it's all ballads! Is that true? I did dancing in the sitting room last year. Something something moustaches.

 

[Libertad]

• What time does it start tonight?
• Popbitch mail out says it's all ballads! Is that true? I did dancing in the sitting room last year. Something something moustaches.

8.00pm