Eurovision 2015 - Vienna

[Vintage Paw]

Surprisingly, I liked that.

 

[red rose]

Although the stage setup makes it look a bit like a Montenegran Addicted To Love

 

[Dr. Furface]

They're saving the best ones for later tonight. Aren't they?

 

[Tony_LeaS]

shorely the winners get to escape with a quick decapitation, the losers have to die a thousand deaths live on telly

If they lose the families have to do it, winners have to go through the 12 districts of San Marino and say how proud they are of their victory, defeating the likes of Sweden and Moldova.

 

[red rose]

Malta throwing all the special effects at their performance.

 

[Vintage Paw]

And nobody in Europe understood what Molly just said.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Aaaaaaand we're back in the arena.

 

[red rose]

What is up with Eurovision this year? Where are the dubstep spacemen and the people trapped in perspex boxes and people making boats out of their costumes?

They're doing cool stuff like bungee jumping and parachuting in their postcards and doing fuck all on stage!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Is he singing about a toddler tantrum?

 

[Lord Camomile]

What is up with Eurovision this year? Where are the dubstep spacemen and the people trapped in perspex boxes and people making boats out of their costumes?

They're doing cool stuff like bungee jumping and parachuting in their postcards and doing fuck all on stage!

It's continuing the growing trend to X-Factor acts. There are fewer and fewer interesting acts every year

 

[wtfftw]

Quite duet heavy this year.

 

[Vintage Paw]

"...a monster like meeeee."

Reckon he voted Tory.

 

[Tony_LeaS]

She is gorgeous.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Darth Vader's teenage daughter...

 

[Vintage Paw]

This is more like it.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Honestly, if your song doesn't have key change, go the fuck home.

 

[wtfftw]

Come on Portugal. When did they last get through?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well-known singing technique of lifting your leg to hit the high notes - clearly classically trained.

 

[red rose]

They have been taught how to make love to the camera

 

[Vintage Paw]

"Hope Never Dies." Tell that to everyone who didn't vote Tory.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Gosh, this is a very duet heavy year.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Is the set sponsored by a mobile phone company?

 

[Vintage Paw]

Shoes are sooooo 2014

 

[Lord Camomile]

Um....

 

[red rose]

Yay Eurovision

 

[wtfftw]

Did he buy his trainers special?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Backstreet's back, alright!

 

[Vintage Paw]

What. Has. He. Got. On. His. Feet. (apart from the blood of countless Palestinians)

 

[red rose]

You can get them in TK Maxx

 

[Lord Camomile]

"I'm the king of fun, let me show you how we do it"