England vs West Germany 1990 as if it's live - 3pm

[Maggot]

Right I'm going to the bar. What do you want Hoffmeister? Moosehead? Oranjeboom? Hooch?

 

[Dr. Furface]

Yes! I've won 2 tickets to the final!

 

[Steel Icarus]

Fuck this is tight, could go either way

Could go all the way!

 

[Steel Icarus]

Yes! I've won 2 tickets to the final!

Brilliant! Love the new hi-tec way of picking it.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Italy seems to suit Trevor Brooking

 

[Steel Icarus]

They're starting to boss it now. Beardsley isn't playing at all well. Get McMahon on to give us more in midfield.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Some of these tackles remind me of a young ginger lad I saw playing in the parks of Oldham.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Not proud to admit it, but cackled when Matthaus slipped in the area after skinning three of our players down the line

 

[Steel Icarus]

Danger here

 

[belboid]

Ffs!!!!!!

 

[Steel Icarus]

Oh no!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

bugger

 

[Steel Icarus]

Lucky England is it

 

[belboid]

It’s been coming, you have to say

 

[Argonia]

Bollocks, bloody Germans

 

[belboid]

And now my WiFi’s gone down.

I have no idea what that even means

 

[Petcha]

Well. That was unfortunate. I'd just put a crafty tenner on with my mate on england to win this. Even if it goes to penalties... fucking hell. You never know though.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I thought that was in! Hard luck, we can do it

 

[Lord Camomile]

And now my WiFi’s gone down.

I have no idea what that even means

Get someone to stand with their hand on the arial

 

[Steel Icarus]

Stage is surely set for Gazza to get himself onto the front pages. Surely he's going to do something memorable.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Anyone else find themselves wondering what he'd look like as a blonde?

 

[Lord Camomile]

That were a fuckin' penno!

At least we have our excuse if this goes wrong, now. Always gotta keep your eye out for those during a match.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Ooh, a chance. Great position for a free kick

 

[Steel Icarus]

This is excruciating. There's always hope but it seems like it's fading away.

Maybe get the disappointing Lineker off and big Bully on

 

[planetgeli]

That were a fuckin' penno!

At least we have our excuse if this goes wrong, now. Always gotta keep your eye out for those during a match.

Like we'd have scored the penalty.

 

[Argonia]

YES! We're gonna win the World Cup!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Steel Icarus]

Goal!!!!!!!

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[Dr. Furface]

You beauty!

 

[belboid]

Linekerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!