Do you like Guiness?

[8115]

I love guinness. It shouldn't be forgotten that it's a winter drink though.

 

[Vintage Paw]

I like a nice lager top.

 

[Stig]

Stout is quite nice mixed with ginger beer.

I don't know about guinness though. I only meant proper stout. but it might be worth a try?

 

[cliche guevara]

Guinness is lovely, on druaght. That new cold guiness they brought out can fuck off though. And from a can or bottle is just wrong. But a good draught guiness is gorgeous. Can't do more than two before I bloat up though.



A tasty treat for the weekend - Black Russian with guinness tops. Lurvely!

 

[marty21]

if we're venturing onto the canned product an important distinction needs to be made between 'original' and 'draught'.

original = gack.

although, to be fair to guinness, I don't like most canned beers, prefer bottled beers (although it has been a long time since I've sampled bottled guinness) and draught ales

I can drink canned lager though

 

[Stig]

There are only so many Guinness-related revelations you're ever going to get per unit time. And there's no smut in the subject.

Oh but you are so wrong. What about the cum shot?

Someone mentioned Tia Maria and Guinness? No-one followed it up with mention of Baileys and Guinness.

 

[JE:5]

I much prefer Dragon Stout or Bombardier Satanic Mills.

 

[N_igma]

I like it, a "few quiet one's down the local" sort of drink, definitely wouldn't drink it on a night out. Just sits there in your stomach and mixing it with other drinks gives you a terrible terrible hangover.

 

[ericjarvis]

There are better stouts. My personal favourite (though not the best) is Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout, which is a very pleasant way of destroying brain cells indeed.

 

[Tank Girl]

Erm, I don't know if you know, but I drink Guiness now. Yeah,that's right, 'what do you want to drink electrogirl? white wine like normal?'..'erm no actually I'll have a pint of the black stuff please LOL..'

Yeah didn't see THAT one coming didya?!!!

Oh god hang on, is me boasting about this like when girls boast about liking football? Or Top Gear? Oh god that would make me feel sick, I'll move on.

So yes, I like Guiness with blackcurrant in please, do you like Guiness?

Guess how many calories are in it.
Guess.
Go on.
Same amount as a roast dinner?
NO! Less than a pint of beer actually. I checked over 4 websites because I thought they were all lying to me but yeah, not so many calories.

And it's surprisingly light, really. Although it did make me constipated for a couple of days when I drank lots of it. Now you probably didn't need to know that but I didn't want you to think I'd started working for the Guiness marketing department or something. I like to report all the facts.

sO DO YOU LIKE IT?

oooh I'm electrogirl and I've been to dublin, I really like guinness. have you seen all my photos on facebook of me and my friends drinking guinness?

WELL HAVE YOU?



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[Kanda]

I got fat when I drunk Guinness.

 

[Yetman]

I dont like it. Tastes like the plague in a glass.

 

[TitanSound]

The only time I drank a few pints of the stuff I was shitting copiously the next day. Obviously didn't agree with me.

 

[sleaterkinney]

That IS weird. I've seen peopeldrink Guiness with Tia Maria in.

That is really really nice, you should try it. Also try the foreign extra stuff from africa, it's a lot thicker and sweeter. you can get it in some off licenses. Extra cold Guinness is an abomination, that new red one they've got out is okish.

I still drink it from time to time but it gives me killer hangovers if I get drunk on it.

 

[dodgepot]

i like guinness, especially with a generous measure of port in it. i love the foreign extra stuff. but i prefer a nice bottle of oyster stout or titanic stout.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

tastes like fucking burnt turf

 

[Stig]

tastes like fucking burnt turf

ouch, that must chafe

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I like Guinness. I don't think you can really claim to like it if you adulterate it with blackcurrent though.

Guinness is however grossly overpriced. I drink it mostly when I am in a pub that doesn't serve proper beer but just that nitro-keg stuff. Guinness is also a nitro-keg beer but it has a bit of flavour about it and the smoothness suits it. Nitro-keg or 'smoothflow' copies of real beers are an abomination. If a pub serves proper draught beer then I wouldn't be drinking the Guinness. In a Wetherspoons for example I wouldn't be even thinking about Guinness because they have a range of proper beers and iin my local one they keep them well.

The only other problem with Guinness is that it goes down too quickly.

 

[Sadken]

No, Guiness is for cunts.

 

[dodgepot]

you're for cunts.

 

[Sadken]

Well then me and you should go out some time.

 

[keithy]

Ah no, this is not entirely correct but it does bring me to a point I forgot. I had my first full pint of guiness in an english Wetherspoons before I flew to Ireland. It tasted of Bacon.

I was a bit put off by this but I gave the Irish stuff a go. It didn't taste of bacon.

When I returned to England I had another pint and it didn't taste of bacon.

Therefore my conclusion is that Guiness from Wetherspoons tastes of bacon.

It's because spoons only do the extra cold guinness, which is shite.

I don't understand how you can say you like guinness if you only have it with stoopid blackcurrant in it. You don't actually like guinness, you just like guinness and black.

I'm ashamed of you.

 

[Geri]

Where is Mrs Magpie to correct the blatant spelling mistake in the thread title?

 

[Sadken]

Anything and blackcurrant is a wanky, wacky student shitstache drink drunk by the worst kind of people imaginable. Braying fucking idiots...always gets a round of rolly eyes in real life whenever I've seen it ordered in a pub.

 

[girasol]

I'll drink a half pint when I'm in the mood (i.e. hungry )

I had no idea you could put blackcurrant in it, so I shall give it a try.

 

[keithy]

One of my favourite pastimes is drinking 7 pints of Guinness down ma fave local.

on second pint: get a bag of s&v.
3rd pint: let pool commence
4th pint: bag of pork scratchings
5th pint: another bag of pork scratchings
6th pint: give up on pool, abuse jukebox
7th pint: drink up. off home.

get accused of being preggers on way home.

 

[Spion]

I used to drink a lot of it. But then I started liking beer that tasted alive, rather than the sterilised, gassy-driven keg rubbish which includes Guinness

But I have to say Guinness Foreign Extra - the 7% stuff in bottles - is superb

 

[Sadken]

You don't have to say anything you don't want to, Spion.

 

[keithy]

Anything and blackcurrant is a wanky, wacky student shitstache drink drunk by the worst kind of people imaginable. Braying fucking idiots...always gets a round of rolly eyes in real life whenever I've seen it ordered in a pub.

I'm not gonna lie, I've ripped the piss out of customers for asking for Guinness and black loads of times. And I work in a wetherspoons. Shame on them. I hope they cry about it to their mummy's later

 

[Sadken]

I'm not gonna lie, I've ripped the piss out of customers for asking for Guinness and black loads of times. And I work in a wetherspoons. Shame on them. I hope they cry about it to their mummy's later

...which they definitely do. And then they write a fucking shitty song about it on their acoustic, stick it on youtube and get a record deal out of it. Wankers to a man jack.