Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
You could always get a catheter fitted. It makes everything so much easier, apart from the odd bladder infection...
or i could wear any other item of clothing which allows me to expose almost none of my body to the cold when i need the loo.You could always get a catheter fitted. It makes everything so much easier, apart from the odd bladder infection...
Me too, but it may be a bit too dark and close to black for a wedding and also I'm not keen on exposing my arms that much. As it'll be December though I'll need something to keep me warm, so a suitable covering garment in a nice colour may sort out both those problems. I'm not sure what though. Any ideas?
yes....although I must admit i ditch the bra before i'm through the front door most evenings , so I'm to be found on the loo with purple fluffy slipper boots, said leopardskin fleecy onesie tucked in the boots, the rest crumpled up around my legs like a forlornly slaughtered exotic animal, if it's cold enough for ice on the pond I'll be wearing a light cami or tshirt on my top half....and if I'm not I stay warm from the radiance that has swathed me to the point of disrobing. I also pee real quick.but you have to take it off your arms, no? surely the whole thing has to end up mid thigh so you can sit on the loo, and you're sat there in your bra. in. winter.
Pajamas are the only tempting option. Never had a pair. There's always a first time for everything though.
or i could wear any other item of clothing which allows me to expose almost none of my body to the cold when i need the loo.
i don't like stripping off in the cold. i don't think that's unusual.I don't get how exposing your body to the cold to do a toilet is such a great hardship that one would consider the possibility as a criterion when purchasing an item of clothing.
you *could*. or you could wear a nice dress/big jumper/hoody/tunic.
Hmmm all very sensible options...but they don't fulfill the urge on those days, when all you want to do is lounge around like a giant strawberry or a penguin - i understand not everyone has these urges.you *could*. or you could wear a nice dress/big jumper/hoody/tunic.
that bit maybe does a ppeal a little bit. maybe. but they msut take up loads of drawer space too...Hmmm all very sensible options...but they don't fulfill the urge on those days, when all you want to do is lounge around a giant strawberry or a penguin - i understand not everyone has these urges.
My friend Toni makes for a lovely strawberry - due to the colouring, she can be mistaken for an elf if my contacts are mucky. Drawer space - yes....then again, mine can be found hanging from the hook on the bedroom door, to entice suitors and deter burglars. Nothing says 'I wouldn't chance it if I were you', like a disembowelled endangered species splattered against the white gloss.that bit maybe does a ppeal a little bit. maybe. but they msut take up loads of drawer space too...
i might quite like to be a strawberry.
You just smile smugly at the cold person outside and they note your inner peace and hot foot it to the onesie store.There is no way I could wear a onesie, even in the house. What if I had to answer the door?
ok. i must stop now. i just spent five minutes googling ladybird onesies, before i came to my senses.My friend Toni makes for a lovely strawberry - due to the colouring, she can be mistaken for an elf if my contacts are mucky. Drawer space - yes....then again, mine can be found hanging from the hook on the bedroom door, to entice suitors and deter burglars. Nothing says 'I wouldn't chance it if I were you', like a disembowelled endangered species splattered against the door.
Go on - and report back with an honest opinion after a week of initiation...nothing too expensive, I've found cheap does the trick amply.ok. i must stop now. i just spent five minutes googling ladybird onesies, before i came to my senses.
ok. i must stop now. i just spent five minutes googling ladybird onesies, before i came to my senses.
verging on being a ladybird ?I'm with spanglechick on this...
<snip>So, now I'm looking at hooded robes instead...
er, no, before she lost the plot….verging on being a ladybird ?
I'm not giving up on her yet....so far we have those who love them and those who haven't tried them....aha can you see where I'm going with this....er, no, before she lost the plot….
no.I'm not giving up on her yet....so far we have those who love them and those who haven't tried them....aha can you see where I'm going with this....