Detail your latest clothes and slap related purchases here #2

[Orang Utan]

You could always get a catheter fitted. It makes everything so much easier, apart from the odd bladder infection...

 

[spanglechick]

You could always get a catheter fitted. It makes everything so much easier, apart from the odd bladder infection...

or i could wear any other item of clothing which allows me to expose almost none of my body to the cold when i need the loo.

 

[kittyP]

Me too, but it may be a bit too dark and close to black for a wedding and also I'm not keen on exposing my arms that much. As it'll be December though I'll need something to keep me warm, so a suitable covering garment in a nice colour may sort out both those problems. I'm not sure what though. Any ideas?

A little plain black cardi and a big plain coloured woollen wrap.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't get how exposing your body to the cold to do a toilet is such a great hardship that one would consider the possibility as a criterion when purchasing an item of clothing.

 

[clicker]

but you have to take it off your arms, no? surely the whole thing has to end up mid thigh so you can sit on the loo, and you're sat there in your bra. in. winter.

yes....although I must admit i ditch the bra before i'm through the front door most evenings , so I'm to be found on the loo with purple fluffy slipper boots, said leopardskin fleecy onesie tucked in the boots, the rest crumpled up around my legs like a forlornly slaughtered exotic animal, if it's cold enough for ice on the pond I'll be wearing a light cami or tshirt on my top half....and if I'm not I stay warm from the radiance that has swathed me to the point of disrobing. I also pee real quick.

 

[kittyP]

Pajamas are the only tempting option. Never had a pair. There's always a first time for everything though.

I brought badgers round to the way of the pyjama.
Only bottoms with t-shirts and jumpers.
He never takes the bloody things off now. Goes to work with them under he work trousers when it's cold

 

[clicker]

or i could wear any other item of clothing which allows me to expose almost none of my body to the cold when i need the loo.

 

[spanglechick]

I don't get how exposing your body to the cold to do a toilet is such a great hardship that one would consider the possibility as a criterion when purchasing an item of clothing.

i don't like stripping off in the cold. i don't think that's unusual.

we only heat our bathroom for two hours in the morning. the rest of the time it's brass monkeys up there in this weather. *shrug*

 

[spanglechick]

you *could*. or you could wear a nice dress/big jumper/hoody/tunic.

 

[Orang Utan]

You wouldn't have liked an outhouse!
I just think it's no bother. Like taking the bins out. No need to put on a coat. Just rush out and back in again.

 

[clicker]

you *could*. or you could wear a nice dress/big jumper/hoody/tunic.

Hmmm all very sensible options...but they don't fulfill the urge on those days, when all you want to do is lounge around like a giant strawberry or a penguin - i understand not everyone has these urges.

They also involve heat loss gaps

 

[spanglechick]

Hmmm all very sensible options...but they don't fulfill the urge on those days, when all you want to do is lounge around a giant strawberry or a penguin - i understand not everyone has these urges.

that bit maybe does a ppeal a little bit. maybe. but they msut take up loads of drawer space too...

i might quite like to be a strawberry.

 

[Geri]

There is no way I could wear a onesie, even in the house. What if I had to answer the door?

 

[Orang Utan]

Who answers the door these days?

 

[clicker]

that bit maybe does a ppeal a little bit. maybe. but they msut take up loads of drawer space too...

i might quite like to be a strawberry.

My friend Toni makes for a lovely strawberry - due to the colouring, she can be mistaken for an elf if my contacts are mucky. Drawer space - yes....then again, mine can be found hanging from the hook on the bedroom door, to entice suitors and deter burglars. Nothing says 'I wouldn't chance it if I were you', like a disembowelled endangered species splattered against the white gloss.

 

[clicker]

There is no way I could wear a onesie, even in the house. What if I had to answer the door?

You just smile smugly at the cold person outside and they note your inner peace and hot foot it to the onesie store.

 

[spanglechick]

My friend Toni makes for a lovely strawberry - due to the colouring, she can be mistaken for an elf if my contacts are mucky. Drawer space - yes....then again, mine can be found hanging from the hook on the bedroom door, to entice suitors and deter burglars. Nothing says 'I wouldn't chance it if I were you', like a disembowelled endangered species splattered against the door.

ok. i must stop now. i just spent five minutes googling ladybird onesies, before i came to my senses.

 

[clicker]

ok. i must stop now. i just spent five minutes googling ladybird onesies, before i came to my senses.

Go on - and report back with an honest opinion after a week of initiation...nothing too expensive, I've found cheap does the trick amply.

 

[gaijingirl]

ok. i must stop now. i just spent five minutes googling ladybird onesies, before i came to my senses.

 

[Orang Utan]

I've no desire to dress up as an animal or a carrot or whatever, just to have a warm lounging outfit.
Just looked at the onesie I was looking at yesterday and have come to my senses.

So, now I'm looking at hooded robes instead...

 

[clicker]

With a self tie belt that'll feel like a small alp when you're lying on your side on the floor

 

[Manter]

I'm with spanglechick on this...

 

[clicker]

I'm with spanglechick on this...

verging on being a ladybird ?

 

[Greebo]

<snip>So, now I'm looking at hooded robes instead...

?

 

[sheothebudworths]

PMSL at the whole of the last page
I haven't got one, btw - my daughter has (a snow leopard) and my son and I rip the piss out of her when she wears it, so I'm not sure I could get away with one now but by god you've done a good job at turning me, clicker

I REALLY want spangles and OU to get one now, too - I want to hear THE VERDICT

 

[Manter]

verging on being a ladybird ?

er, no, before she lost the plot….

 

[clicker]

er, no, before she lost the plot….

I'm not giving up on her yet....so far we have those who love them and those who haven't tried them....aha can you see where I'm going with this....

 

[Manter]

I'm not giving up on her yet....so far we have those who love them and those who haven't tried them....aha can you see where I'm going with this....

no.

just no.

sorry

 

[sheothebudworths]

FUCK! IT'S TRUE!!!

*crams body into 8 year old's onesie*

 

[Shirl]

No one needs to wear one of these ever!