Coronavirus Conspiracy Corner

[SheilaNaGig]

Last Thursday I got a worried phone call from someone I barely know asking me about the riots in Brixton and Peckham. She said she'd seen the footage on WhatsApp. I was stood on quiet peaceful Brixton high street when she called and she wouldn't believe me as I kept repeating "There are no riots..."

This morning I was sent a video explaining how C-19 and Sars and Mers (and this proving that HIV/AIDS also...) are all manufactured biological warfare agents. With added science!
Update on CoronaVirus by Dr./Prof. Francis Boyle

It's so predictable. I'm sure Icke is at it too, I don't even need to check to guess what he's saying. No doubt the End-timers are also full of excitement and told-you-so as well.

There's also the stuff about blowing hairdryers up your nose, sipping water and so forth.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I assume you mean 'Let's have a thread...', not 'three', you need to edit the title.

 

[SheilaNaGig]

I assume you mean 'Let's have a thread...', not 'three', you need to edit the title.

 

[Reno]

Not sure how helpful it is to direct more attention to this rubbish and increase traffic to conspiracy websites. If you make a reasonable effort to keep yourself informed and apply common sense, it’s all easily debunked.

 

[SheilaNaGig]

Not sure how helpful it is to direct more attention to this rubbish and increase traffic to conspiracy websites. If you make a reasonable effort to keep yourself informed and apply common sense, it’s all easily debunked.

I take your point but it is occasionally turning up in other threads. We can keep a border around it in one thread. I hope and expect this thread won’t be busy but It could serve as an annexe for the nonsense.

Proliferation of bullshit is inevitable on the wide range net and we are having a few new members joining (one has already brought in nonsense (and been banned for it).

If no one wants the thread it will die a natural death. I won’t be trying to keep it going.

 

[DaveCinzano]

If no one wants the thread it will die a natural death.

Definitely natural and not created in a Chinese military bioweapon lab

 

[Part-timah]

I’ve been spending weeks now guiding countless peoples risk perception and correcting nonsense. I’ve had to keep a straight face and be serious for too long.
Use this thread to indulge in some recreational conspiracy twaddle.

Your starter for 10...

It’s a Putin plot. Vladimir’s quest for global fascism and a cold blooded mitigation to global warming? Unleashing a bio-weapon in Wuhan. Seducing Boris with honey traps, white supremacy and absolute power via his proxies. Completely got Trump wrapped around his finger via layers corruption. The Telegraph’s incest twins on their channel island paranoid into complicity. Cummings, the over indulged child, was compromised years ago whilst in the USSR by KGB trained terrapins he shoved up his arse for “research purposes”.

It all makes so much more sense now.

 

[Cpatain Rbubish]

I fink it’s all about the housing crisis innit

 

[belboid]

It's an international plot by [them] being transmitted by 5G to disrupt our.....oxygen intake I think it was.



All as nothing to what the fucking anti-vaxxers will be saying as soon as there is a vaccine.

 

[Part-timah]

 

[pinkychukkles]

Duplicate thread of Let's have a thread for C-19 conspiracy nonsense bollocks and outright lies!

 

[prunus]

I take your point but it is occasionally turning up in other threads. We can keep a border around it in one thread. I hope and expect this thread won’t be busy but It could serve as an annexe for the nonsense.

Proliferation of bullshit is inevitable on the wide range net and we are having a few new members joining (one has already brought in nonsense (and been banned for it).

If no one wants the thread it will die a natural death. I won’t be trying to keep it going.

Yes, we need a policy of containment for as long as possible to try to limit the spread

 

[A380]

Apparently, right, the army are making this enormous lasagna...

 

[Part-timah]

It's an international plot by [them] being transmitted by 5G to disrupt our.....oxygen intake I think it was.



All as nothing to what the fucking anti-vaxxers will be saying as soon as there is a vaccine.

Fucking 5G, I knew there was a key ingredient missing.

 

[Part-timah]

Duplicate thread of Let's have a thread for C-19 conspiracy nonsense bollocks and outright lies!

No. That thread is what idiots believe. This thread is for recreational conspiracy creation.

 

[SheilaNaGig]

No. That thread is what idiots believe. This thread is for recreational conspiracy creation.

 

[moomoo]

I’ve read that it’s all a ploy to stop us using cash.

 

[editor]

No. That thread is what idiots believe. This thread is for recreational conspiracy creation.

We really don't need two threads on this topic.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I do quite like the idea that it's a self-correction by Mother Nature designed to sort out climate change.

 

[Proper Tidy]

I do quite like the idea that it's a self-correction by Mother Nature designed to sort out climate change.

Can't say I do tbh, it's quite anti-people

 

[Part-timah]

Not sure how helpful it is to direct more attention to this rubbish and increase traffic to conspiracy websites. If you make a reasonable effort to keep yourself informed and apply common sense, it’s all easily debunked.

This is a comedy thread. Some light relief. As mentioned i’ve been battling professionally and in my community getting peoples risk perception within reasonable bounds.

I havent been able to joke, cut this tired poster a bit of slack

 

[xes]

Did you all hear the one about the Harvard professor and the 50 grand bungs from the CCP to set up a bio lab in Wuhan....where 2 of his students were arrested, turned out to be in the Chinese military and one of them was busted smuggling vials of biological material?

That of course, got jumped all over and keeps resurfacing from time to time.

you might as well have the linky

Harvard University Professor and Two Chinese Nationals Charged in Three Separate China Related Cases

The Department of Justice announced today that the Chair of Harvard University’s Chemistry and Chemical Biology Department and two Chinese nationals have been charged in connection with aiding the People’s Republic of China.

www.justice.gov

 

[xes]

ooh I've remembered another one from waaaaay back when (2 months ago, fuck! this moves quick)

The second largest company in China, called Tencent, they had/have a virus case/death counter. It was showing the official numbers like you'd expect. But one day, it didn't. It showed a set of numbers that were much more in line with the Lancet set. It only had it up there for a moment, long enough for a screen grab. Was it someone there trying to get the real story out, or is it just a big ol' fake.

It was picked up on by a Thai news paper.

Tencent may have accidentally leaked real data on Wuhan virus deaths | Taiwan News | 2020/02/05

Tencent briefly lists 154,023 infections and 24,589 deaths from Wuhan coronavirus.As many experts question the veracity of China's statistics for the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak, Tencent over the weekend seems to have inadvertently released what is potentially the actual number of infections and...

www.taiwannews.com.tw

Also places like medicinenet

Are These the 'Real' Wuhan Coronavirus Statistics? - MedicineNet Health News

Many have questioned the accuracy of the coronavirus statistics coming from the Chinese government.

www.medicinenet.com

(they sound kind of official and stuff)

so.... did you miss me?

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[SheilaNaGig]

This video rounds up a bunch of the conspiracy theories. With loop spooky music in the background.

 

[pesh]

i like the theory that this is all being done to get us to stay indoors while they change the batteries in the birds.

 

[mx wcfc]

Can't say I do tbh, it's quite anti-people

Late to the thread, but tbf, people are quite anti-nature.

 

[gosub]

Definitely natural and not created in a Chinese military bioweapon lab

COVID-19 coronavirus epidemic has a natural origin When that was published last week, I didn't think it needed saying, it clearly does.

 

[Marty1]

This video rounds up a bunch of the conspiracy theories. With loop spooky music in the background.

It’s only 45mins long - the real tinfoil coronavirus videos are at least 4hrs but also mention UFO’s.

 

[Gerry1time]

If you think about it, this crisis is happening 18 years and 6 months after 9/11. If you add 18 and 6 and 9 and 11, you get 44. I'd like to see them explain that one away.

 

[DaveCinzano]

We really don't need two threads on this topic.

No dark sarcasm
In the classroom