Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Cid]

Bring Me The Hod Of Alfred O'Garcia

Revenge thriller about a feud amongst Irish site labourers

OP's privilege invoked again

Brine me the head of Alfredo Garcia, sequel.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Helen of Trot

Joe Stalin comes home from work one evening to find that his girlfriend Helen is gone, along with all the furniture. She's left for Mexico with her secret boyfriend, Lev Bronstein.

Enraged and embarrassed, the cuckolded Stalin dispatches a gang of thugs to teach Bronstein a lesson, and fetch Helen back.

 

[bi0boy]

11 Angry Men - While filming the last supper, the cast of a controversial biblical movie become enraged when the actor playing Matthew fails to turn up for the shoot after a hard night partying in Tel Aviv. They go on a rampage, unwittingly instigating an altercation between local youths which escalates into the third intifada and, ultimately, a global nuclear war.

 

[rekil]

Gone Grill - Psychological thriller set in middle class suburbia. Ben Affleck becomes the focus of suspicion in the local papers after his barbecue disappears. Tagline: It was there...yesterday.

 

[Idris2002]

Enemy on the rates

Jude Law discovers that his local council is subsidizing nazi snipers.

(I know that's more than one later)

 

[hot air baboon]

It's a Wonderful Like

somebody get's a Like from Butchers Apron

 

[mauvais]

Taxi Drier - Roberto di Nero wields a chamois leather in this meandering Neapolitan tale based around the requirement to regularly and comprehensively remove any residual moisture from his employer's rust-prone 1970s Fiats.

 

[mauvais]

Taxi Diver - Luc Besson directs Robert du Noir as a no-nonsense underwater detective going against orders and acting on a hunch that Uber's self-driving private hire vehicles are kidnapping their customers and taking them to live a new life deep below the waves

 

[mauvais]

Baxi Driver - Ken Loach casts Bobby Black and a Ford Transit Connect in this gritty expositional drama of a heating engineer's travels around the poverty-stricken post-industrial heartlands of north east England.

 

[JimW]

Naxi Driver - a young man from a remote Yunnanese hill village becomes the first of his Tibeto-Burman people to drive a truck in this heart-warming period piece set in 50s China.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Tex Id River

Unhinged war veteran Robert De Niro moves to a small frontiersman-type township by the Rio Grande, where his libidinous instincts and gun loving prove no obstacle to his fitting right in

 

[Idris2002]

Maxi Driver

Top fashion leader Robert De Niro decrees that the message for spring is that the miniskirt is out, out, out, and hemlengths are down, down, down.

 

[JimW]

Maxi Driver

Top fashion leader Robert De Niro decrees that the message for spring is that the miniskirt is out, out, out, and hemlengths are down, down, down.

Or he just has the misfortune to own an Austin Maxi.

 

[Idris2002]

Singh Street.

Heartwarming family drama set among the Sikh community of Dublin.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Or he just has the misfortune to own an Austin Maxi.

Ahem

Maxi Driver
A well-rounded young man with a good job and happy home life is driven violently insane by constant MOT failures

 

[JimW]

Ahem

I never offered it as an entry in plagiartastic fashion, in my defence.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

(I'm gonna start using TV show titles too from here on...)

Only Pools and Horses
A relapsing gambling addict insists he's sticking to his limits.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Taxi, O River!

Film adaptation of Pearl S. Buck paean to Manchurian boatmen who start a water ferry service on the Yangtze Kiang.

 

[JimW]

Taxi, O River!

Film adaptation of Pearl S. Buck paean to Manchurian boatmen who start a water ferry service on the Yangtze Kiang.

Bloody long way from Manchuria, the Yangtse

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bloody long way from Manchuria, the Yangtse

Bloody Manchurians, coming over here, stealing our ferry industry jobs

 

[mod]

Mean Tim

Mike Leigh's brutal portrayal on a kid on a London council estate in the early 80s who refused to share his penny sweets with his mates.

 

[JimW]

Bloody Manchurians, coming over here, stealing our ferry industry jobs

It's true that they feasibly could have started the service butI prefer to quibble.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Carla's Pong

A Nicaraguan refugee in Scotland suffers from flatulence.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

E Brother Where Art Thou?

Buddy gets worried when his Facebook friend doesn't post anything for a week.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Norse Whisperer

Bishop Odo discovers that he has an uncanny knack for calming the emotions of rampaging Vikings.

 

[Sea Star]

E Brother Where Art Thou?

Buddy gets worried when his Facebook friend doesn't post anything for a week.

i thought it was going to be the Yorkshire version :-p

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Wind That Shakes The Farley

Cillian Murphy plays a baby with terrible rusk-related flatulence.

 

[Sea Star]

The Magnificent Sevek.

Star Trek film - an adventure that centres on an extremely minor character from "Enterprise" who comes across into our universe on an ultimately fruitless and tedious mission to destroy Kirk.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Revenge of the Neros

Like George Foreman, the Emperor gives all his sons the same name. Growing up psychogically confused, they eventually burn down every major city around the Mediterranean.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

For A Few Dollars Mort

A man named Morton gets the rather ignominious nickname when it's determined that he will do literally anything, for not much money at all.