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[Sea Star]

For a Pew, Dollars More

Vicar sees red and goes on a bloody rampage after the ecclesiastical supplies company raises the price of pews just as he's finally managed to collect enough money to replace his church's ancient seating.

- warning: blasphemy & extreme violence

 

[May Kasahara]

Paper Moog

One man's frustrating quest to revolutionise the synth world through origami.

 

[May Kasahara]

Sausage Parts

Hard hitting look inside a Wall's factory.

 

[bi0boy]

12 Pears a Slave - In this heart-warming comedy, Lucy-Jane sustains a posse of escaped slaves as they organise a rebellion, using the fruit from her father's orchard.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Sous Age Party

French drama based on the Jimmy Savile scandal and subsequent Operation Yewtree investigations into noncey celebs

 

[bi0boy]

Catch Me If You Pan - A romantic comedy in 20-year old Sophia gets a job as an extra on the set of a blockbuster zombie movie, where she quickly falls for Mariana, the happy-go-lucky camera operator tasked with filming most of her scenes.

 

[May Kasahara]

Cow Voyager

A middle aged Friesian enjoys one last unlikely cruise ship romance.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Dirty Lancing

Lecherous dance instructor Patrick Swayze introduces dogging to a sleepy Sussex village.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bight Club

Delusional Edward Norton thinks that Brad Pitt wants him to establish a late night venue in Heligoland.

 

[mauvais]

Keeping the dogging connection going there I see.

 

[May Kasahara]

Dirty Lancing

Lecherous dance instructor Patrick Swayze introduces dogging to a sleepy Sussex village.

Or:

Dirty Lancing

Backstreet sporners' club goes too far.

 

[mauvais]

Mad Max: Bury Road - Maximilian attempts to negotiate the typical A56 rush hour congestion and make it on time to the Madness gig at Manchester Arena, 16 Dec, tickets still available.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Mad Max: Bury Road - Maximilian attempts to negotiate the typical A56 rush hour congestion and make it on time to the Madness gig at Manchester Arena, 16 Dec, tickets still available.

See also:

A Suggs Life

 

[bi0boy]

The Third Tan - Tragicomedy set in the 1970s. Having failed to bag herself a Spanish husband on her first two trips to Torremolinos, carefree Carla hopes it will be third time lucky as she jets off to her favourite holiday hotspot again with her best friend. Things look promising when she meets up with Mateo, a sexy wine bar waiter, and the pair agree to keep in contact when she returns to England. However her hopes of marriage are put in jeopardy when she is diagnosed with a malignant melanoma which the doctor attributes to excessive time spent sunbathing while on holiday. When Mateo learns of the news he starts planning for a surprise visit to England before events take a turn for the worst.

 

[bi0boy]

House of Flying Laggers - When a massive construction project is halted, three thermal insulation engineers sharing temporary accommodation near the site decide to take up flying lessons to pass the time. Who will be the first to gain their licence and will they be able to put enough hours in before they're needed back on the job?

 

[mauvais]

Batman Re-Gins: A surprise scratchcard win leaves Batman able to retire earlier than planned, and so quitting crimefighting, he settles down for an evening of relaxed drinking, only to find his traditional spirits supply has been diminished, probably by ladyburglars. Tonight he must venture out into Gotham and run the gauntlet of the now-burgeoning array of gins available, facing perhaps his most barbaric adversary to date: the tyranny of choice.

 

[mauvais]

T.A. Confidential - Neo-noir army reservist drama in which Russell Crowe dedicates his spare weekends to camping with overweight men in the hope of finally realising his dream of fighting round the world <hoooonk>

 

[DaveCinzano]

run the gimlet

FFY

 

[DotCommunist]

The Ipcress Tile

espionage and european locations ensue as one me tries to get some tiling done

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Ipcress Tile

espionage and european locations ensue as one me tries to get some tiling done

See also:

Grout Of Africa

Ex-pat Robert Redford is determined to prove to wife Meryl Streep his DIY abilities one Bank Holiday.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Botham
The England cricket legend turns his attention to battling American super villains.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Botham
The England cricket legend turns his attention to battling American super villains.

The bat-man cometh

 

[Idris2002]

The Third Tan - Tragicomedy set in the 1970s. Having failed to bag herself a Spanish husband on her first two trips to Torremolinos, carefree Carla hopes it will be third time lucky as she jets off to her favourite holiday hotspot again with her best friend. Things look promising when she meets up with Mateo, a sexy wine bar waiter, and the pair agree to keep in contact when she returns to England. However her hopes of marriage are put in jeopardy when she is diagnosed with a malignant melanoma which the doctor attributes to excessive time spent sunbathing while on holiday. When Mateo learns of the news he starts planning for a surprise visit to England before events take a turn for the worst.

Odd Tan Out.

Belfast girl on a night out discovers that her fake tan was defective. Climatic scene takes place in the Crown bar.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Climatic scene

Extra rainy?

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Tan Who Wasn't There

Loyalist militia man implicated in a massacre gets away with it with the help of a false alibi.

 

[Idris2002]

The Tan Who Knew Too Much

Auxiliary finds himself in . . . sticky situation.

 

[Idris2002]

Our Tan in Havana.

Loyalist militia man holidays in Cuba - hijinks ensue, yadda, yadda, yadda.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Tan Who Knew Too Much

Auxiliary finds himself in . . . sticky situation.

I see what you did there

 

[Idris2002]

A Tan for All Seasons

Black and Tan pioneers all weather gear for the fashion-forward state thug.

 

[DotCommunist]

The Bong Goodbye

Marlowe picks up some phat shit at the tijuana border and smashes it through a homemade bong