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[Lurcio]

The Fridge On The River Kwai

The Japanese battle Allied fly tippers

 

[JimW]

Sr. Zhivago

Omar Sharif escapes from the Bolsheviks by disguising himself as a nun.

Dr. Shiv-a-go -- a country GP foils a violent robbery with his trusty scalpel and is punningly dubbed a have-a-go hero by the local rag. Weak characterisation but some excellent fight scenes in full scrubs.

 

[Lurcio]

Glamiator

At last! A biopic of Gok Wan

 

[JimW]

Ryan's Laughter - the Irish budget airline tycoon is seen counting all the cash he makes from surcharges.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Laughter-House Five

Billy Pilgrim opens a chain of stand-up comedy clubs; his Dresden branch mysteriously burns down

 

[Lurcio]

Weaving Las Vegas

Mockumentary film on the surprise American success of the folk band The Houghton Weavers

 

[JimW]

The Big Bass - Bruce Lee finds the band leader is up to no good when a package of drugs falls out of his double bass during a particularly enthusiastic swing medley .

 

[Lurcio]

The Meer Hunter

Deadly 'cat and mouse' thriller with Tom Cruise as the cold assassin on the trail of meercat tycoon Aleksandr Orlov - founder of Comparethemeerkat.com

 

[mauvais]

For Four Eyes Only - James Bond is made redundant and replaced by Shoreditch-sourced GCHQ hipsters, in this latest but ultimately unengaging and isn't-that-the-plot-of-Spectre-anyway incarnation of the franchise. Everyone wears goalkeeper tops.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Mex-Cali Bur

John Boorman's epic about the journey travelled by a cactus seed along the western coast of North America; still more enjoyable than The Heretic

 

[Lurcio]

A Tan For All Seasons

Chronicling the debonair persona and career of the human tangerine that is ... George Hamilton

 

[Idris2002]

The Blur Dahlia

Disturbing crime film in which Damon Albarn is brutally murdered.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Blur Dahlia

Disturbing crime film in which Damon Albarn is brutally murdered.

Already been made

 

[Sherman Tank]

Bottleship Potemkin - William Hurt plays shy Welsh model maker Hywel Williams who is trying to get the biggest scale replica of a Russian battleship in the smallest bottle ever, while also trying to navigate the choppy waters of his on again off again relationship with Evie (Kate Winslett).

 

[Sherman Tank]

The Englishman who went up a Hill and came down a Fountain. Hugh Grant plays shy English monumental fountain maker Billy Pigeon who dedicates his life to transforming a Welsh hill into the biggest fountain in the world. Colm Meany plays the garralous Welsh landlord who tries to stop him, and Kate Winslett is his daughter.

 

[Sherman Tank]

The Wind That Shakes The Barleys - a mini tornado devestates the offices of a Hoxton new media start up.

 

[BlackArab]

Tar Wars: Boys From The Black Stuff 2

 

[BlackArab]

Boy In Da Hood

In the city of Los Angeles police estimate that there are 10,000 gangs
He failed to get into any of them....

 

[DotCommunist]

Dangerous Rinds

I can't even be arsed to think of a synopsis for this one. Maybe michelle pfiefer slips on a bannana skin or something. Or chokes on some orange peel. I don't care anymore, this thread has destroyed me.

 

[DaveCinzano]

this thread has destroyed me.

VICTORY IS MINE

 

[laptop]

The Third Nan


Same theme tune, same sewer chase but with solid roles for older female actors.

 

[albionism]

Footgoose....Kevin Bacon surprises/sexually assaults
unsuspecting friends with a toe up the arse.

 

[dessiato]

A Bout De Snuffle. French, nouvelle vague, film about the existential angst caused by having a cold.

 

[dessiato]

Band Apart; French, nouvelle vague film about a band that doesn't conform to the norms of the genre.

 

[danny la rouge]

Band Apart; French, nouvelle vague film about a band that doesn't conform to the norms of the genre.

Jules et Kim. - modern remake of a French New Wave film. About a celeb (Mme Kardashian) with a massive arse (Kanye West).

 

[danny la rouge]

Les 500 Coops.

French New Wave film about a chain of convenience stores.

 

[bi0boy]

No Good DEET - When an archaeological expedition to Borneo encounters insect repellent supply problems, things take a turn for the worse as a novel mosquito-borne flesh-eating virus emerges.

 

[danny la rouge]

Les Dishes.

French New Wave film (Claude Chabrol). A wealthy lesbian does the washing up. Very slowly.

 

[Idris2002]

La Shaine -

French remake of the famous western, starring Brigitte Bardot in the (re-gendered) title role.

 

[Idris2002]

Betty Blur.

Beatrice Dalle guillotines the members of Blur.