Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[frogwoman]

Blade Ruiner

Assassin who blunts knives as a way of destroying his enemies

 

[Idris2002]

Blade Punner.

Harrison Ford fritters his life away on message board threads where people compete to post puns.

 

[frogwoman]

Glade Runner

Heart warming Bambi-esque story about some deer running to escape hunters

 

[Idris2002]

Glade Runner.

Rutger Hauer runs around with big aerosol of deodorant.

 

[DaveCinzano]

deodorant.

Ahem.

 

[belboid]

I am Greene with envy.

Further Green shenanigans:

The Human Faptor. Compulsive masturbator becomes MI6's biggest defector.

not forgetting,

Our Can In Havanna

There's a CIA bugged toilet n Castro's HQ

The Third Ban

Ernesto makes his last visit to Urban

The Heart of the Hatter

A Luton Town fan is unlucky in love

 

[belboid]

Slade Runner

Glam rock shenanigans

 

[DotCommunist]

Slade Runner

Glam rock shenanigans

4th time and I got there first

 

[Idris2002]

Sade in Flame

80s chanteuse Sade stars in this searing expose of the seedy underbelly of the music industry in Thatcher's Britain.

 

[Idris2002]

Ahem.

What's your point caller?

 

[belboid]

4th time and I got there first

if that's my only repeat, I'm doing fine

 

[DotCommunist]

Glade isn't used under the arms. Its technically still a deodorant but goes under the less confusing title 'air spray' or 'air freshener'

 

[Supine]

1001 - some explorers find a strange obelisk somewhere in Stonehenge. Not very interesting film as space travel hadn't been invented and they had no talking computer with evil overtones.

 

[Idris2002]

A Batter of Life and Death.

For pity's sake don't eat that deep fried Mars bar! This line proved tragically prophetic for the late Ewen Macgregor in what was to be his final starring role.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Glade isn't used under the arms

Although who knows what decadent shenanigans go on in the Casa del Idris

 

[Sherman Tank]

The Anal - Film archivist David (Rupert Evans) believes his wife Alice (Katie Price) is having an affair with Alex (Jason Statham) one of her clients, he eventually finds out she is actually having anal sex witht he ghost of a 1902 murder victim right in their house.

 

[frogwoman]

120 Days of Bodom

On tour with the 80s death metal band for 120 days

 

[Idris2002]

The Otters.

Nicole Kidman plays an anthropomorphic talking otter.

 

[frogwoman]

Polyp Fiction

American gangsters branch out into nasal surgery

 

[frogwoman]

Spinal Tat

A group of dodgy antique dealers turn it up to 11

 

[8den]

This thread been quality the last few pages

 

[Idris2002]

Spinal Pap.

Incompetent doctors are sacked from the Well Woman clinic.

 

[frogwoman]

The Gaming of the Shrew

It's all about ethics in game journalism in this modern reworking of Shakespeares misogynist classic

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yewtree Amigos

A trio of former Radio 1 DJs get back together for one last adventure

 

[DaveCinzano]

Spinal Pap.

Incompetent doctors are sacked from the Well Woman clinic.

 

[Idris2002]

The Plaice Behind the Pines.

Fish-related crime movie.

 

[frogwoman]

Light Club

A group of upper middle class men secretly get together to change different types of light bulbs every weekend.

 

[Idris2002]

Lights Club.

The same thing as above, but with offal.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Filo And Stitch

Disneyland gets gentrified by a bunch of hipsters and their ironic pop-up patisseries and handicraft market stalls

 

[Lurcio]

Pilates Of The Caribbean

Matt Damon cracks open coconuts using his buttocks