Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DaveCinzano]

Slaughterhouse Jive

A dedicated Twix fan becomes unreasonably upset at the Aldi knock-off version, with horrific consequences.

I'd attempt it with Lidl equivalent, but I fear Carmen & Biscuit Jones might be stretching the rules a touch too far

 

[hitmouse]

Slaughterhouse Fine:
Controversial adaptation of Vonnegut's novel making the argument that the bombing of Dresden and WWII in general was basically alright.

 

[Idris2002]

Masters of the Ar

For reasons that are never explained, men of the eighth air force start speaking like pirates.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Masters of the Ar

For reasons that are never explained, men of the eighth air force start speaking like pirates.

I thought it was about celebrating the Nobelity of Man

 

[T & P]

301. An amateur pub darts team invited to the World Darts Championship heroically defeats every professional team they face against impossible odds before falling in glorious defeat in the Final.

 

[belboid]

301. An amateur pub darts team invited to the World Darts Championship heroically defeats every professional team they face against impossible odds before falling in glorious defeat in the Final.

I was about to make all sorts of complaints about the various ways in which this is nonsense. But it actually makes perfect sense as an Hollywood biopic of Luke Littler.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Popemaster TV
Grand Inquisitor Ken Bruce is asking the questions, and you'd better have the right answers

 

[petee]

What's Ur, Doc?

Baffled second millenium BCE people are stupefied by the rise of city states in the Tigris-Euphrates region.

What's Ur, Doc?

first semester ancient history student asks his professor for clarification on a word he hasn't seen before.

 

[krtek a houby]

What's Up, Don?

Failed, freakish politician can't help but lash out and scupper his own campaign, despite wiser heads best advice.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Civilisation V
Kenneth Clark infuriates his camera crew when he begins moving diagonally

 

[May Kasahara]

Field of Breams.

Grammatically incorrect account of a rain of fish across some Iowa farmland.

 

[isvicthere?]

Marathon Nan.

When 84 year old Betty Sweetie emerges from a 30-year coma she cannot believe that her favourite energy-giving snack has been rebranded, and launches a hilarious, yet moving, battle against the confectionary giant.

I´m afraid it´s worse than that: the coma will have to be 35 years.

https://www.snickers.co.uk/our-story#:~:text=1967%2D1990,changed%20to%20SNICKERS%20in%201990.

 

[Idris2002]

The Byrds

Hippy songsters terrorise Tippi Hendren with jangly guitar sound

 

[hitmouse]

The Byrds

Hippy songsters terrorise Tippi Hendren with jangly guitar sound

AHEM:

The Byrds - Hitchcock's classic adaptation of du Maurier's tale of a small town terrorised by a sinister jangly folk-rock band.

 

[JimW]

The Bards - Sinister Eisteddfod cosplayers terrorise a small town with excruciating strangled cynghanedd.

 

[petee]

Key Fargo
A group of criminals seek shelter a car dealership in Minnesota during a hurricane along with a group of Ojibway, some being sought by sheriff Marge Gunderson. Starring Steve Buscemi as Edward G Robinson, Humphrey Bogart as William H Macy, and Lauren Bacall as Frances McDormand.

 

[Serge Forward]

Cool Hand Puke - Paul Newman gets a serious bout of food poisoning while in the slammer.

 

[quiet guy]

No plaice for old men

When fresh flat fish get too expensive

 

[T & P]

The King and AI. The young monarch of a faraway kingdom decides to manipulate official portraits of his family before releasing them to the press, with disastrous consequences.

 

[PTK]

The King and AI. The young monarch of a faraway kingdom decides to manipulate official portraits of his family before releasing them to the press, with disastrous consequences.

Very good!

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The King and Di
HM the King employs powerful necromancers to reunite him with his former love.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The Rohm
Tommy Wiseau slips on his jack boots only to be messed around and taken for granted by Lisa, Mark, Denny and Adolf.

 

[belboid]

The King and Xi

Charlie boy does a dodgy deal with the Chinese President in a bid to convert Britain to green tea

 

[belboid]

Kneecat

Feline Fenians strike back against the Brits by sitting on their laps, cutely, all the while maintaining their razor-sharp claws. (the first Oscar nominated film in pìseag and English)

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Get Charter
Jack Carter maintains a healthy working relationship with his bosses by flying off to Tenerife instead of solving his brother's murder.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Ripping the Velvet
Victorian lesbians take legal action against Andrex and their sub-quality toilet rolls.

 

[T & P]

Friday the 14th. A group of US teenagers spend a glorious, incident-free sex-and-booze fuelled break at a summer camp that will stay with them for the rest of their lives.

 

[Yossarian]

A Nightmare on Olm Street

These blind cave salamanders can stay still for years - but when they move, watch out

 

[hitmouse]

The King and QI

The monarch unexpectedly abdicates in the hope of taking over from Stephen Fry as an amiable gameshow host.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Clarkson's Firm

The irate farmer and former Top Gear host declares all out war on the village of Chadlington, with drive-by shootings, blackjack and hookers.