Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DaveCinzano]

Les Amants Du Pont NERF

A mismatched pair of lovers fire sponge darts at each other on a bridge. FIN.

 

[danny la rouge]

Untouchables. -

After a hang gliding accident a rich French guy hires an Irish detective with a Scottish accent as a carer.

Memorable quotes:

"He pushes your wheelchair, you push his harder."

 

[Idris2002]

Jebus of Montreal.

Blasphemy, Quebec style.

 

[Pickman's model]

apocalypse snow: martin sheen stars in this epic adventure in which a soldier goes up the lena to see rasputin

 

[dessiato]

Blair's Knee. French film about tony's obsession with his knee.

 

[8den]

The 400 flows. 400 French women recount their first menstrual cycle in this highly graphic documentary. Kate Winslet narrates.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The 400 flows. 400 French women recount their first menstrual cycle in this highly graphic documentary. Kate Winslet narrates.

"BLOODY AWESOME! THE FIRST CLASSIC FROM THE HAEMO KID GENERATION!! I CANNOT GUSH ENOUGH ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!!"
*****
PAUL ROSS
HAVERFORDWEST GAZETTE (ONLINE)

 

[danny la rouge]

The 400 flows. 400 French women recount their first menstrual cycle in this highly graphic documentary. Kate Winslet narrates.

I just noticed I wrote 500 not 400. I even said "quatre cents" in my head as I typed it.

Bloody touch screebs.

 

[Lurcio]

Brand Hotel

Russell Brand leads a star cast in the big screen version of Fawlty Towers

 

[Lurcio]

Hog Day Afternoon

The Prime Minister has a day out on the farm . . .

 

[8den]

Bloody touch screebs.

Damn you screebs *shakes fist at sky*

 

[danny la rouge]

That Stinking Feeling.

The protagonist wonders whether he's had a shower that day or not.

 

[8den]

Ghost Hog. David Cameron is haunted by the ghost of his former lover.

 

[8den]

Withnail & Pi. A drunk failed English actor tries to recite Pi to 4,000,000 decimal places but can't remember what comes after the second 1.

 

[Pickman's model]

withnail and is. withnail's misadventures in syria, involving capture by forces of the islamick state.

 

[8den]

Brand Hotel

Russell Brand leads a star cast in the big screen version of Fawlty Towers

I would hunt down and kill anyone who made this happen.

 

[Idris2002]

Withnail and Z.

"We have joined the struggle against fascism in Greece by mistake".

 

[Idris2002]

Get Him to the Reek.

Russell Brand joins the cast of Game of Thrones, only to meet an unfortunate and horrifying end at the hands of Ramsay Bolton.

 

[8den]

Withnail and Z.

"We have joined the struggle against fascism in Greece by mistake".

Withnail & M. Uncle Monty puts Withnail forward for a position with the security services. hilarity ensures.

 

[Idris2002]

So stakes are raised, eh 8den?

Withnail and X.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them now, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY".

 

[8den]

So stakes are raised, eh 8den?

Withnail and X.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them now, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY".

Bring it...

Withnail & Z. After a particularly vicious bender Withnail awakes in the World of Zardoz!

 

[Idris2002]

Withnail and π

Failed actor becomes maths teacher.

come at me bro

 

[8den]

In the bleak mid Pinter. Bio pic of Harold Pinter set around the disappointing first performance of "the birthday party."

 

[dessiato]

Bop Gear, how to dress when you are getting on a bit and are a tosser (I know it isn't a film)

 

[8den]

Withnail and π

Failed actor becomes maths teacher.

come at me bro

I did Withnail and Pi.

Withnail & V. Richard E Grant takes the Natatlie Portman role in the sequel to this dystopian sci fi

 

[bi0boy]

With Gail & I - tedious tearjerker about some dull American white dude and his equally boring wife

 

[Pickman's model]

withnail and it. it, fresh from edith nesbit's 'five children and it' takes on withnail in this, ultraviolent action thriller.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Withnail And Di

Tear jerking Hallmark Movie of the Month about how an alcoholic actor won the love of the Queen of Hearts, before tragedy struck when her chauffeur mistakenly drank from a thermos flask of hot coffee fortified with a blend of lighter fuel and antifreeze

 

[8den]

Withnail & Id. In an effort to curb his alcoholic excesses Withnail seeks physiotherapy.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Withnail seeks physiotherapy.

It's not Tumbledown, dammit!