Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[cyril_smear]

A Clear and Present Dangler:

One man's inability to properly clear his nasal passages has unfortunate consequences for his love life.

A clear and present dangler... one mans struggle with the worlds worse case of hemarhoids

 

[ohmyliver]

Stakker

Tarkovsky's epic film about 3 people trying to find a rave in the Isle Of Dogs in 1989

 

[Pickman's model]

bottle of algiers

a heist film in which the only bottle in algiers is stolen and attempts made to recover it

 

[krtek a houby]

The Pig Chill

A group of rich former college pals re-unite after the unfortunate exposure of initiation rights leads to the career suicide of one of them. Much discussion about loyalties ensue and they plan never to leave. Never.

 

[Idris2002]

The Pig Chill

A group of rich former college pals re-unite after the unfortunate exposure of initiation rights leads to the career suicide of one of them. Much discussion about loyalties ensue and they plan never to leave. Never.

I wish I'd thought of this. Well played.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Magnificent Camber Sons
A bunch of brothers from a small Sussex seaside village get holiday jobs working at the nearby Pontin's; hilarity ensues.

 

[DotCommunist]

Enemy of the Slate
Gene Hackman does his level best not to give Will Smith any credit

I fuckin loved Hackman in this. He does his best Gene Hackman 70s paranoiac USA role style in it. Its second only to his take on Lex Luthor 'Superman! Its so nice to be back where I belong'

 

[DaveCinzano]

I fuckin loved Hackman in this. He does his best Gene Hackman 70s paranoiac USA role style in it. Its second only to his take on Lex Luthor 'Superman! Its so nice to be back where I belong'

What, better than his turn as Harry Caul in The Conversation, of which Edward Lyle is but a broad caricature?

 

[DotCommunist]

What, better than his turn as Harry Caul in The Conversation, of which Edward Lyle is but a broad caricature?

I've not seen it, is it worth my time? I've heard of it but not really got the vibe from descriptions that tell me 'go on m8 you'll love it'

 

[frogwoman]

Jurassic Worl

Chocolate manufacturers try to recapture the tastes of prehistoric times with hilarious consequences

 

[frogwoman]

Gove with the wind

Documentary about education secretary's battle with his flatulence problem

 

[DaveCinzano]

I've not seen it, is it worth my time? I've heard of it but not really got the vibe from descriptions that tell me 'go on m8 you'll love it'

It's no 2 Fast 2 Furious, but it is a masterful piece of suspenseful cinema in which Hackman gets to do more than choke out a few 'heh's whilst grinning like a psycho.

 

[frogwoman]

Hobocop

A moving drama about a homeless ex police officer

 

[8den]

Willy Wanka's Chocolate Factory.

Highly Specialised Germany Fetish Porn.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Zoolanded

Ben Stiller as Noah after the Flood

 

[8den]

Grill on a motorcycle.

Two bikers try and smuggle George Foreman Grills in this easy rider sequel.

 

[frogwoman]

The 5,000 Bingers of Dr T

Documentary following a newly qualified GP that is forced to take on the countrys worst obesity epidemic

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Right, I'm sat here with a copy of Halliwell's, so these are probably all gonna begin with 'A' as I'll likely get bored/too drunk before hitting 'B'

Adultfood
Noel Clarke's gritty tale of urban dinner party planning

 

[frogwoman]

The Thins


Haunted packet of artisan biscuits wreak havoc in an antarctic base

 

[8den]

You need to give the title too NBN it's not charades

 

[frogwoman]

Gorky Pork

Pig escapes in Soviet era Moscow

 

[DotCommunist]

Gorky Pork

Pig escapes in Soviet era Moscow

Scorpion reform to do the soundtrack

 

[frogwoman]

Seven Brines for Seven Brothers

Seawater drinking dare ends in tragedy in this bollywood epic

 

[8den]

The Thins


Haunted packet of artisan biscuits wreak havoc in an antarctic base

Or "the thin" explorers in a Arctic base are stalked by half of a moderately successful Salford Indie Pop duo.

 

[frogwoman]

Jamhead

A US soldier heads to iraq with an unfortunate sugar addiction

 

[Nine Bob Note]

All Quiet on the Western Font
The Daily Telegraph's recent 'wild west' restyling meets with tacit approval from readers

 

[frogwoman]

All Quiet on the Western Font
The Daily Telegraph's recent 'wild west' restyling meets with tacit approval from readers

Or 'all quiet on the western frond' documentary about the ecosystem of a fern

 

[8den]

Mad Max "Furry Road"

Max Rockastansky must lead a group of furries through a post apocalyptic landscape.

 

[frogwoman]

Shakespeare in Hove

A time travelling shakespeare ends up somewhere near Brighton

 

[frogwoman]

Wart and Peace

9 hour long Russian epic about a man who has a verruca