Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Nine Bob Note]

Das Toot
Those who say the Germans don't understand good comedy will be left eating their hats watching this two hour laughter riot concerning who farted on the submarine

 

[frogwoman]

Three men and a goat

Banned bestiality porno

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Rowling for Columbine
In an unlikely turn of events, the author of Harry Potter announces her intentions to stand as mayor of the Denver suburb

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Bram Stoker is Dracula
The evidence was there all along, but required one brave film-maker to piece it all together

 

[JimW]

Taterworld - Costner flop about a post -apocalyptic scenario where mashed spuds cover the globe.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Colandar Girls
British pensioners struggle to cover their tits with perforated kitchen utensils.

 

[Idris2002]

Tout Break

Grim documentary about northern Irish punishment beatings.

Chunderball.

Sean Connery engages in reverse peristalsis.

 

[Favelado]

City of Bod.

1970s animated favourite takes on the heavily armed drugs gangs of Rio de Janeiro's slums.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Lord Of The Tings

The scion of a caribbean soda company is ennobled

 

[Favelado]

Doctor Strangeglove. A documentary team follows everyone's least favourite proctologist around as he carries out some of the deepest rectal examinations to be found anywhere in the NHS.

 

[Favelado]

Dirty Barry - previously banned Chuckle Brother porn film gets its first showing at the ICA.

 

[JimW]

Farewell My Con Cub On E - unusual Chinese movie about the relationship between two imprisoned boy scouts who bond over party drugs.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ali ENT

A former heavyweight boxing champion-turned-astronaut has to undergo a tonsillectomy aboard a commercial intergalactic mining vessel after a flare-up of scarletina leaves him mute - in space, no one can hear you scream...

 

[Favelado]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Loom.

Indy something about textile mill in Preston in Victorian times no I give up.

 

[hot air baboon]

spoctre

....the ultimate film franchise mash-up....Bond's shadowy nemesis in the swivel arm-chair is finally unmasked as none other than the pointy-eared Vulcan himself - menacingly stroking a tribble....

 

[JimW]

This Sparting Life - Lindsay Anderson's take on selling the paper and building the party.

 

[rekil]

Ali NS - What if Muhammad Ali had become a nazi? Provocative return to form for M. Night Shyamalan.

 

[Cid]

Icon man - This historical work takes a provocatively original viewpoint; Robert Downey Jr stars as a priest in 6th century Byzantium, caught between his traditional views and the rise of a new order determined to find a new form of worship.

 

[frogwoman]

I am Leg End

Will smith stars as a doctor specialising in amputations

 

[frogwoman]

Downgall

Alternative history asking the question 'what if Hitler had gallstones'
Ffs cant think of any more

 

[frogwoman]

The hunt for rad october

its september 30th and a group of 1970s teens are trying to organise the grooviest high school disco they can think of

 

[Cid]

Olivier - Musical biopic charting the early life of Laurence Olivier.

 

[frogwoman]

Back to the futures - troubled stockbroker suffers mental breakdown

 

[Cid]

The life of bran - (educational). 1934 collaboration between the BBC and Crabblethorpe & sons (wheat processors of the period) notable for it's early use of the pure machine-noise soundscape.

 

[Cid]

Back to the futures - troubled stockbroker suffers mental breakdown

Back to the suture - troubled surgeon dwells on past mistake.

 

[frogwoman]

Nightmare on elk street

An innocent family's life is destroyed by rampaging herds of moose

 

[Cid]

The good, the bed and the ugly: It has bed in it, which it is time for.

 

[NoXion]

The Hodfather - The epic tale of one's man's quest to be the biggest in the construction industry.

Starface - A giant intelligent starfish emigrates from the Caribbean sea to make a new life in Florida.

The Bore - One man's inane chatter has proven to much for the planet, which has stopped rotating. A specially-selected team must drill a large hole to the centre of the Earth and throw him down there in order to get it rotating again.

 

[frogwoman]

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[frogwoman]

A Cockwork Orange - food fetish porn set in a greengrocers