Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Nine Bob Note]

Angela's Rashes
Documentary feature on the importance of contraception

 

[frogwoman]

The man who wouldn't diet

Roger moore stars in this thriller about a man who eats so many sweets he stops bad guys from taking over the world

 

[frogwoman]

Educating Rota

Documentary set in a school

 

[Pickman's model]

the spy who lived me. james bond seeks er james bond in this film about identity theft in the murky world of espionage.

 

[Pickman's model]

the man with the golden gin. james bond on the trail of the most expensive g'n't in the world.

 

[Pickman's model]

the man with the golden gurn. james bond in pursuit of a facetwisting villain in the south china sea.

 

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moronraker. james bond in a ridiculous film with an unbelievable plot which yet manages to earn millions at the box office.

 

[frogwoman]

Licence to Pill

James bond has a career change and becomes a drug dealer

 

[8den]

Octohussy. Basically the same as the original.

 

[Pickman's model]

the man who would be kong. sean connery and michael caine star in this film about a man who wanted to be a vast great ape.

 

[Pickman's model]

Licence to Pill

James bond has a career change and becomes a drug dealer

licence to ill. james bond abandons mi6 and becomes a rapper in south central los angeles.

 

[frogwoman]

The man with the Golden Gut

James bond stars as a man with a bizarre gastrointestinal complaint

 

[Pickman's model]

the man with the olden gun. james bond goes in pursuit of an antique musket stolen by a sinister assassin.

 

[frogwoman]

Casing Royale

James Bond movie about a man working in the plastics industry

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Babel: Pig in the City
Historical epic concerning the lengths men of god will go to for a crafty bacon sandwich

 

[8den]

Thundergall. Bonds insatiable sex drive catches up with him and he is hospitalised with crippling gallstones.

 

[frogwoman]

You Only Jive Twice

Documentary about music halls in the late 1940s

 

[Pickman's model]

you only lave twice. a film about james bond's lamentable personal hygiene.

 

[frogwoman]

Diet Another Day

Pierce Brosnan stars as a clinically obese Bond who is told by his doctor he has to go on a diet but then realises the doctor wants to take over the world

 

[8den]

Dr O. Bond is captured by a group of BDSM enthusiasts bent on world domination (and submission)

 

[frogwoman]

Goldbinger

Harrowing documentary about the dangers of eating metals

 

[JimW]

Jabs - Michael Fassbender plays a tech guru who descends into anti-vaccination conspiraloonery.

 

[frogwoman]

Casino Royals

Shocking expose about William and Harrys gambling exploits

 

[frogwoman]

The Spa who Loved Me

Drama about stressed out mum whose life is changed by expensive beauty treatment

 

[frogwoman]

The Germinator

Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a gardener in a country village trying to grow the biggest marrows for the village fete

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Silly Elliot
Critics of the late american poet vent their frustrations

 

[frogwoman]

Never Gay Never Again

Controversial movie by homophobic Christian fundamentalists

 

[Pickman's model]

dead pets society. a group of eton schoolboys disinter people's dead cats and dogs and shag them.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The Birdrage
An irate homosexual clears his son's path to happiness by slaughtering his girlffriend's family.

 

[frogwoman]

Don't Cook Back in Anger

Comedy based on Gordon Ramsays life