Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DaveCinzano]

The Rack
Nicolas Cage has a breast augmentation procedure, but terrorists have sabotaged his implants by swapping the silicone with highly volatile explosive gel - can rogue British surgeon Sean Connery defuse his ticking time tits before the boobs go boom?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Speccies
Scientists Ben Kingsley, Marg Helgenberger, Alfred Molina and Forest Whitaker must track down evil sexy alien Natasha Henstridge. Unfortunately for her, they all wear glasses so are therefore well clever, and they find and kill her in the first fifteen minutes.

 

[Idris2002]

The Last Walt.

Sad sack Walter Mitty gets more than he bargained for when he tries to live the dream by volunteering for the Kurdish YPG.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Picnic at Banging Rock

A party of australian school girls go missing whilst visiting the local dogging spot.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Vest Side Story

Two MPs from rival labour party gangs fall in love. But Liz and Jeremy's pasionate romance hurtles towards inevitable tragedy.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Its a Wonderful Lift

James Stewart helps the folk of small town america get up the stairs.

 

[JimW]

Ocean's Elven - the pointy-eared invaders came from the sea. Orlando Bloom is typecast.

 

[Orang Utan]

Alpen - extra-terrestrial with cheese for blood arrives in the Swiss Alps and blows a horn for a fight. The Swiss beg neutrality, not wanting to get involved, and send it to Germany. All hell breaks loose.

 

[8den]

Cads Army. Unscrupulous Scientist bent on World Domination clones an army of Terry-Thomas(Terry Thomai?)

DING DONG!

 

[SpookyFrank]

District 99

Alien invaders attempt to corner Johannesburg's ice cream market.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Banlieue 12
B13 meets The Dirty Dozen

 

[alsoknownas]

Ex Machine
A crazed robot scientist enters into a long, tedious negotiation process with his former wife over ownership of the washing machine / dryer.

 

[rekil]

401 Blows - Truffaut classic re-upped for the comic con market segment.

 

[hot air baboon]

Cads Army. Unscrupulous Scientist bent on World Domination clones an army of Terry-Thomas(Terry Thomai?)

DING DONG!

...purely as a matter of interest why did you append Leslie Philip's well-known catch-phrase to your post...?

 

[8den]

Because Terry Thomas is the kind of bounder who'd steal another mans catchphrase.

 

[hot air baboon]

..touche...! ( bastard )

 

[A380]

Snacks on a plane - Ryan Air want £4 for a half pack of Pringles.

Gone with the wine - Rhet buggers off and this time takes all the booze with him.

Avasta- Rubbish Pirate movie but with REALLY good 3D.

Leaf Encounter - Celia Johnson gets a bit of plant stuck in her eye on a station platform.

Oh! what a lovely Wart - Moving musical examination of skin complaints set on Brighton pier.

The Kings Screech - George V1 needs the help of a speech therapist to stop sounding like a parrot when giving speeches .

Zorro Dark Thirty - Osama Bin Laden tracked down to his hiding place and ends up with a 'Z' cut disparagingly into his clothing.

 

[Miss Caphat]

And the sequel Coultergeist - after escaping the first instance's fate by deep frying their own residence, the family try to get on with their lives only to find themselves haunted by a levitating maelstrom of unpleasant right wing polemic.

A Coultergeist would be truly terrifying!

 

[SpookyFrank]

Cromer vs Cromer

An acrimonious court case divides a forerly peaceful Norfolk seaside town.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Glade Runner

Harrison Ford attempts to apprehend a rogue replicant loose in the Forest of Dean.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Mr Brown's Boys D'Movie

A lighthearted look at the British government's response to the most ruinous financial crash in living memory.

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Ion Lady

A look at what might have happened if Thatcher had eschewed politics in favour of continuing her career in chemistry.

 

[DexterTCN]

The Wrustler. Aronofsky's film about a wrestler who can't stop eating crisps.

 

[billy_bob]

The Big Seep

Late Bogart film in which he tries to wisecrack his way into the pants of a femme fatale nine inches taller than him but fails because of a persistent incontinence issue.

 

[billy_bob]

24 Arty People

Insufferable real-time experimental film covering a day in the life of a cohort of art school first-years.

 

[billy_bob]

Shingles

A disparate group of unconvincingly 'alternative' types suffer from a painfully itchy rash, which is no less than they deserve.

 

[JimW]

Shingles

A disparate group of unconvincingly 'alternative' types suffer from a painfully itchy rash, which is no less than they deserve.

Shtarring Shean Connery?

 

[hot air baboon]

The Wank Job

Jason Statham reminisces fondly about Kelly Brook

 

[Wolveryeti]

A Clear and Present Dangler:

One man's inability to properly clear his nasal passages has unfortunate consequences for his love life.

 

[alsoknownas]

Last Bear at Marienbad

Even fucking weirder.