Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Enviro]

The Holey Mountain. Unusual people take acid and live on a mountain that has lots of nooks and crannies. A coherent plot somehow forms which deals with mundane issues.

 

[Enviro]

24 hour porty people: A film about the life of a busy port.

 

[Enviro]

Edward Scissorhinds: A film about a man who has scissors instead of buttocks.

 

[Enviro]

Goshtbusters - A group of Pakistani meat-lovers go on a quest of discovery as they try to become vegetarians.

 

[Supine]

Wife Of Brian - a different take on living in the Middle East a couple of centuries ago

 

[Sea Star]

Fast Tango in Paris - Marlon Brando & Maria Schneider practice for the world speed partner dance competition in Paris. It looks like they stand no chance of winning against the South American entrants, but through a series of inspirational montages they become a formidable team, and discover a few things about themselves - and each other - along the way.

 

[Pickman's model]

24 hour sparty people: a film about trendy left activists

 

[Sea Star]

24 hour farty people: a film about my boyfriend

 

[neeks]

Lord of the Wings - an ancient evil resurfaces when the Dark Lord's recipe for southern fried chicken is discovered by the canal. Fredo and his mates must make a dangerous journey to Morden to destroy it in the deep fat frier it was first used in.

Or a documentary on eagles, narrated by Gandalf.

 

[ohmyliver]

star bars
a bunch of friends go on an epic pub crawl and end up trying to get into The Death Star night club

life of pie
a pie develops sentience and spends the rest of it's short existence trying to avoid being eaten by Eric Pickles, on a small boat in the Indian Ocean.

 

[Sea Star]

Life of PiL

A documentary about the legendary post punk band.

 

[bi0boy]

Grouse Pointe Blank - Sebastian is shocked when his request for 12-bore to have a go at some Grouse on the lower moor is refused by his host Sir F'arcy, a man known for affectatiously altering words by appending additional vowels.

 

[Pickman's model]

life of p.i. - biopic of actor tom selleck

 

[bi0boy]

A Long Way from Homeo - Homeopathy conference ends in chaos after delegates take hallucinogenic drug

 

[Pickman's model]

a long way from rome: in the northern canadian wilderness a roman catholick priest begins to have doubts about his vocation.

 

[Sea Star]

Nosh - a biblical drama of a visionary who saved all the cuisines of the world in a giant boat

 

[Pickman's model]

o noah - the trials and tribulations of a biblical arkwright: a comedy

 

[Sea Star]

Children of the Porn - a community of ragged kids live in a field - all conceived by porn actors during filming and dumped on the highway - one day they exact their revenge.

 

[ohmyliver]

drainspotting
a story of one mans struggle to quit his dyno-rod job

 

[Pickman's model]

tainspotting - the story of one man's quest for the origin of the tain, the famous irish myth

 

[Sea Star]

traitspotting - A film about a group of twats who sit about pointing and laughing at random people with unusual traits such as birth marks, strangely placed facial hair, etc...

 

[Pickman's model]

trainspitting - vile behaviour on the east coast mainline

 

[Sea Star]

A Long Way From Hove - a couple on the road, travelling, trying to make their Brighton dream come true rock up in downtown Crawley where their dream begins to unravel.

 

[ohmyliver]

Trainstopping
A fictionalised account of Beeching's 're-organisation' of train lines

 

[ohmyliver]

Grauniad of the galaxy.
The adventures of an interstellar copy-editor

 

[ohmyliver]

Grovity
a man trapped on a spaceship with the collected speeches of Michael Grove playing on repeat goes mad

 

[DaveCinzano]

CE Ventura: Pet Detective - A detective (who also happens to be a domestic pet of some kind) scours the land in search of products which do not comply with European legislation.

Or rather:

CE Ventura: PET Detective
An environmental health officer scours the land in search of products which do not comply with European legislation on the recyclability of plastics

 

[DotCommunist]

The Wind That Shakes The Farley

Film about a strike at the rusks factory

 

[JimW]

Eat, Drink, Tan, Woman! - a man takes his partner to a beach resort near Taipei for a nice meal and a bit of a sunbathe.

 

[JimW]

Poshing Hands - the same director tackles the hurly-burly world of an upmarket nail parlour