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[porp]

On Golden Pony
Crap film about inter generational conflict and reconciliation

 

[Maharani]

Homo alone

Gok wan wakes up one morning to find all his mates have fucked off on holiday without him . Wasn't a mistake , they were just sick of him badgering everyone to take their clothes off .

Come alone - I don't really need to spell this one out...

 

[DaveCinzano]

On Golden Pony
Crap film about inter generational conflict and reconciliation

I was quite Fonda it

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

The Wank Heist: Stick em up or you'll get it in the eye.

 

[mentalchik]

White Men Can't Pump - a tale of excruciating caucasian trapped wind

 

[keybored]

Home Malone - Prohibition-era interior design musical.

 

[Pickman's model]

rome alone: a biopic of garibaldi

 

[hot air baboon]

Bleeping Beauty

...fairy tale heroine afflicted with Tourettes Syndrome requires intervention of screen censors to maintain family film classification...

 

[Idris2002]

The Quiet Fan.

John Wayne, in full neckbeard regalia, goes berserk with authentic Klingon bladed weapon at Sci-Fi convention (it's always the quiet ones you see).

 

[DotCommunist]

bat'leth

 

[keybored]

Jews

The true story of the first Jewish family to settle in Amity Island and the hostility they are met with by the locals.

You're gonna need a bigger coat

 

[JimW]

Oh What A Lovely Wart - Dear Larry is impressed by Johnny Gielgud's growth in dear Dickie's musical loosely based on the witches in Macbeth

 

[mentalchik]

A Fistful of Collars - everyday story of the fortunes of a lowly tailor out west

A Few Collars More - The tailor having made some money and reputation struggles to maintain his ethics

 

[JimW]

Rhandi - dear Dickie directs Sir Ben in this India set epic loosely based on the Beatles time in the ashram of an oversexed guru.

 

[Idris2002]

Carry on Up the Tiber.

Like the Roman, Kenneth Williams sees the river Tiber foaming with much blood.

Sid James takes a dim view.

 

[keybored]

The Frying Game

Fergus works in a London chip shop that's actually a front for an IRA cell and finds himself enchanted by the young woman with big hands who comes in for a cod lot each Friday.

Spoiler

Shit gets surreal one week when she changes her order to a large saveloy

 

[mentalchik]

The Wig Country - Greg Peck and Charlton Heston fight it out over who has the best hairpiece

 

[mentalchik]

Let The Right Bone In - Paleontologists squabble over a new fossil discovery whilst mysteriously dying one by one in The Natural History Museum

 

[Pickman's model]

the cig country: how the american southwest opposed the smoking ban

 

[mentalchik]

Gone With The Wino - Rhett changes his mind at the last minute and goes back only to find that Scarlett has fucked off with a local tramp...

 

[Pickman's model]

gone with the wine: rhett butler loots a wine cellar during the american civil war

 

[mentalchik]

Vest Side story - two kids from rival gangs fall in love but eventually things break down with Tony's refusal to wear a proper shirt

 

[Diamond]

Mad Lax!

Tom Hardy rushing to various toilets for around 90 mins.

 

[mentalchik]

The Fridge on the River Kwai - tensions rise in the POW camp when Alec Guinness insists the men build Burma's first ever branch of Iceland

 

[Athos]

Dead Man Wanking

 

[DaveCinzano]

Carry on Up the Tiber.

Like the Roman, Kenneth Williams sees the river Tiber foaming with much blood.

Sid James takes a dim view.

Ooooh, patron!

 

[Athos]

For coprophagic lovers of frozen treats:

The Good Shit Lollipop

 

[keybored]

Killing Zog

Transparently anti-semitic conspiracy action thriller. Directed by and starring Mel Gibson.

 

[Pickman's model]

trew grit: documentary about russell brand's lecture tour of the usa.

 

[JimW]

Black Narc Is Suss - officers of the drug squad are concerned their new BME colleague is actually touting to the bosses about their bent relationship with Mr Big