Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[JimW]

The God Fatter - Jehovah is determined not to give ground to the Buddha in the sacred belly stakes.

 

[andysays]

I Spit on your Gravy

Shocking behind-the-scenes expose of the antics of waiters in posh restaurants

 

[BandWagon]

Beauty and the Feast: pretty girl eats too much.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Cross Of Irony
Sergeant Steiner is awarded a medal which, like, totally makes up for being stuck in the charnel house that is the Eastern Front

 

[DotCommunist]

Sighlander

There can be only mope

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jung Winston
Churchill self-realises himself into a statesman

 

[DaveCinzano]

6:35 Squadron
The RAF forms a special unit entirely out of regional BBC newsreaders

 

[Idris2002]

Straw Mogs.

A litter of cute kittens and their mummy cat play in a big pile of straw.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yojimbob
Former Carter USM indie rocker plays off the editorial staffs of Melody Maker and the NME against each other

 

[JimW]

Lord of the Wings - an ancient evil resurfaces when the Dark Lord's recipe for southern fried chicken is discovered by the canal. Fredo and his mates must make a dangerous journey to Morden to destroy it in the deep fat frier it was first used in.

 

[Idris2002]

Fet Carter.

Michael Caine wanders the streets of Newcastle in a gimp suit, inspiring horrified cries of "get the children indoors".

 

[JimW]

The Last Temp Station of Christ - the hotdesk where Jesus did his last stint as a fill-in call centre worker becomes a place of pilgrimage.

 

[JimW]

Get Shirty - Danny De Vito plays a loan shark who gets more and more frustrated ringing up the council to complain about potholes down their cul-de-sac

 

[DaveCinzano]

Sparta Cuss
A foul mouthed gladiator escapes from bondage and raises an army of slaves to fight against the Roman oppressors, all "I'ma 300 your mother300ing asses you 300sucking Italian 300300300s"

 

[8den]

WIthnail and O, a drunk failed english actor and french submissive go on holidays by mistake.

 

[DaveCinzano]

WIthnail and O, a drunk failed english actor and french submissive go on holidays by mistake.

With HILARIOUS results!!!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Fifty Shades Of Rey
Documentary in which Spanish actor Fernando Rey examines the history of awnings

 

[Idris2002]

The Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie.

Upper middle class surrealists insist on their separation from more plebeian social strata.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Baths Of Glory
Kirk Douglas is invalided out of the French army and starts up a business selling high quality wash tubs

 

[Cid]

Jung Winston
Churchill self-realises himself into a statesman

You persist in breaking your rule.

Young Winton
Profiling the rise of the supermarket sweep host.

 

[Cid]

Baths Of Glory
Kirk Douglas is invalided out of the French army and starts up a business selling high quality wash tubs

Laths of Glory
Sequel. The success of his tub business allows Douglas to expand into traditional plastering and roof construction.

 

[DaveCinzano]

You persist in breaking your rule.

MTMR

 

[Cid]

MTMR

What? Fucking obscure initialism bastard.

 

[DaveCinzano]

What? Fucking obscure initialism bastard.

 

[DotCommunist]

The Kings Preach

It's 2035 and Liz has finally gone to that great throne in the sky. Charles, now more machine than man, does his opening speech after being crowned to dissolve parliament and installl a fuedalist theocracy. Darkness reigns for a thousand years until Christopher Lambert leads a rag tag band of etc you fill in the rest

 

[8den]

Ghostblusters. Loud mouth fraudulent psychics are exposed by dedicated EPA agent Dick Pleck.

 

[Idris2002]

The Kings Preach

It's 2035 and Liz has finally gone to that great throne in the sky. Charles, now more machine than man, does his opening speech after being crowned to dissolve parliament and installl a fuedalist theocracy. Darkness reigns for a thousand years until Christopher Lambert leads a rag tag band of etc you fill in the rest

I would like, totally watch The Kings Preach.

 

[Idris2002]

The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum.

Fassbinder's vision of '70s West Germany updated to modern America.

 

[weltweit]

Start Wars - documentary of the USA in the 20th century

 

[Maharani]

Manic in needle park - skag heads get a bad batch...