Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DaveCinzano]

Hurd Candy
Another former top Tory is caught in anti-paedo dragnet

 

[DotCommunist]

Kidulthod

Kitchen sink drama about an underage brickie apprentice skipping school to make ends meet in his single parent household of 1950s era rationing.

 

[weltweit]

Start Trek - the beginning of the long walk to freedom

 

[Idris2002]

Cattle Beyond the Stars.

COWS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

 

[Idris2002]

The Royle Tenenbaums.

 

[weltweit]

Oldfinger - Sean Connery returns as Zimmer Frame Bond pensioner

 

[Idris2002]

Dr. Mo

Sean Connery's moving and sensitive depiction of the famous secretary of state for Northern Ireland.

 

[DotCommunist]

Fist of Jury

A martial arts remake of 12 Angry Men

 

[weltweit]

The Man with the Golden Pun - Roger Moore stars in documentary of Jimmy Carr

 

[weltweit]

A View to a Kilt - film reinforces Scottish roots of Bond since Connery starred in the role

 

[weltweit]

The World Is Hot Enough - a future in which it is possible to get a bronzed tan, year round, in Aberdeen

 

[weltweit]

Skytall - world's tallest man disrupts airspace over London

 

[Idris2002]

From Prussia With Love.

"Mit zeeze Ferro Rocher you are spoiling us, ambassador".

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Moon Baker.

Roger Moore's baps are out of this world.

 

[bi0boy]

Reservoir Digs - due to the prolonged drought on the Pacific coast of North America, a team of archaeologists from the University of British Columbia get the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to conduct an excavation at the site of a First Nations settlement on the normally submerged banks of a large reservoir. All is going well until the a strong El Niño means the winter rains look set be rather more considerable than normal.

 

[Idris2002]

Futur Lama.

A boy is born - in Lhasa's inner city

Surrounded by - a life that ain't so pretty.

He is then informed that he is the current reincarnation of the Dalai Lama.

 

[8den]

Reservoir Digs - due to the prolonged drought on the Pacific coast of North America, a team of archaeologists from the University of British Columbia get the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to conduct an excavation at the site of a First Nations settlement on the normally submerged banks of a large reservoir. All is going well until the a strong El Niño means the winter rains look set be rather more considerable than normal.

Some of these films I'd genuinely like to see, this isn't one of them.

 

[weltweit]

Casino Royal - prince Charles goes wild at the crap tables

 

[weltweit]

Die Another Gay - homophobic film is banned at Cannes film festival

 

[bi0boy]

Twelve Years I Slave - A doting father loses the plot when his ungrateful daughter stamps on a matchstick model of the entire state of New Hampshire that he had been preparing as graduation gift since she was nine years old.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Fifty Shades Of Rey
Documentary in which Spanish actor Fernando Rey examines the history of awnings

Like it but would have preferred if he'd been talking about his sunglasses collection.

 

[Idris2002]

 

[bi0boy]

Some of these films I'd genuinely like to see, this isn't one of them.

You should catch the sequel, Reservoir Dons, in which the academics involved in the dig begin to suspect that one of them is to blame for the premature demise of the archaeological investigations.

 

[Idris2002]

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[Idris2002]

Reservoir Logs.

Based on the long running Canadian TV series Beachcombers, this movie introduces us to the world of Canadian dams and the exciting hijinks that ensue when stray logs are washed into them from upstream.

 

[Idris2002]

Blood Diamond.

Obnoxious U75 poster suffers terrible fate.

 

[8den]

You should catch the sequel, Reservoir Dons, in which the academics involved in the dig begin to suspect that one of them is to blame for the premature demise of the archaeological investigations.

I was going to make a retort about "Pulp Friction"

But someone has made a terrible porno using that name

 

[Idris2002]

Pulp Diction.

"Fail to enunciate properly ONE MORE TIME, motherfucker!"

 

[Idris2002]

Kingspan.

Colin Firth mentors an at-risk young man, and leads him into the exciting world of cavity insulation manufacturing.

 

[JimW]

A Waste of Honey - Piglet knocks over all the jars at Pooh Corner