Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DotCommunist]

One of our pies is missing

Him out of saphire and steel with the doctor who villain face has been tasked with reclaiming a family sized pork pie stolen from the war office

 

[Idris2002]

What's Ur, Doc?

Baffled second millenium BCE people are stupefied by the rise of city states in the Tigris-Euphrates region.

 

[Karl Masks]

Pocketman: Honey! I shrank the pinball wizard!

 

[Idris2002]

Blueless

Hollywood starlet can no longer see the colour blue.

 

[belboid]

Glue Less

The story of origami

 

[belboid]

Seven Prides for Seven Brothers

A septet of siblings visit gay celebrations on every continent

 

[JimW]

Princess Mono Nooke - in prehistoric Japan, the wife of the heir to the throne is cast aside due to her single-minded devotion to vanilla intercourse, while her husband indulges his pecadillos with a married minor aristocrat.

 

[DaveCinzano]

One Of Our Dino Sours Is Missing

Chaos reigns in the Maoam R&D lab when a prototype new sweetie disappears just before the quarterly presentation to the board at corporate HQ

 

[Saul Goodman]

Two Miles for Sister Sara

Sister Sara, a devout nun burdened by her past, embarks on a poignant journey of redemption. Tasked with eating from every restaurant along the Curry Mile, she encounters dishes that test her faith and resolve. Along the way, she confronts her inner demons, finds unexpected allies, and discovers the true meaning of spicy.
As Sister Sara traverses the path of redemption, she not only nourishes her body but also feeds her soul, finding solace and strength in the vibrant flavours of the Curry Mile. As she continues her pilgrimage, she carries with her the memories of each dish, a testament to the transformative power of food and faith.
As she walks back along the Curry Mile, Sister Sara reflects on her journey, finding solace in the simple act of putting one foot in front of the other. Despite the physical exhaustion, Sister Sara emerges from her pilgrimage with a renewed sense of hope and a deeper understanding of the healing power of food.

 

[T & P]

The Round of the Baskervilles. A young American man inherits a country house in Cornwall and decides to move there, only to face widespread hostility from the locals due to his ancestors’ long history of dodging out of buying drinks at the village pub.

 

[Elpenor]

Apocalypse New - yet another cut released with a few scenes added or removed

 

[krtek a houby]

Ket

One northern lad and his pet class A soar to dizzy heights in the classic Ket Loach drama.

 

[Yossarian]

classic Ket Loach

Also known for Sweet Sixteen Grams and The Dust That Shakes the Donkey

 

[JimW]

The Sex Orcist - Saruman's motive for breeding his Uruk Hai turns out to be a lot weirder than the conquest of Middle Earth.

 

[Pickman's model]

Apocalypse New - yet another cut released with a few scenes added or removed

Apocalypse snow - the end of scarface wasn't the end of scarface

 

[Karl Masks]

Ghostbuskers: the Greatful Dead return, and we filmed every moment on and afterlife!

 

[mojo pixy]

The Ego Movie

Everything is awesome, but I'm especially even more awesome

 

[PTK]

What's Ur, Doc?

Baffled second millenium BCE people are stupefied by the rise of city states in the Tigris-Euphrates region.

Very good!

 

[petee]

Very good!

should be fourth millenium, but yeh.

 

[PTK]

should be fourth millenium, but yeh.

should be fourth millenium, but yeh.

Yes, I noticed that, but was gracious enough to ignore it.

 

[petee]

Yes, I noticed that, but was gracious enough to ignore it.

as did i ... UNTIL MY PEDANT SOUL COULDN'T TAKE IT

 

[PTK]

as did i ... UNTIL MY PEDANT SOUL COULDN'T TAKE IT

Pedantry will be the death of us all.

 

[krtek a houby]

should be fourth millenium, but yeh.

Fourth millennium, surely?

 

[T & P]

Parmageddon. The main producers of Parma ham descend to an all-out war to gain supremacy of the product’s trade.

 

[porp]

A View to a Till

Management keep a close watch on cash handling in this Bond remake

 

[T & P]

Teen Worf. A young Klingon embarks on a journey of self discovery as a cadet aboard a Bird of Prey, facing matters of the heart, forging friendships, and learning about the importance of honour whilst fighting other cadets to the death with big fuck-off knives.

 

[mojo pixy]

The Breakfart Club

(I don't think I'd want to see this film tbh)

Breakfart at Wiffanys

 

[petee]

Pedantry will be the death of us all.

i thought we were aiming for a worker-pedant state?

 

[mojo pixy]

Thea Boss

Thea is the CEO of a failing firm, her staff are fighting among themselves and rival companies are greedily eyeing her assets. But after a particularly heavy drug binge, she hits a low she has never experienced before. In this dark place, Thea discovers a monstrous power deep inside herself that could push her to save her business - if it doesn't destroy her in the process.


(The Abyss ffs, sod it it's teatime)

 

[T & P]

The Breakfart Club

(I don't think I'd want to see this film tbh)

Breakfart at Wiffanys

See also The Fartist.