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[T & P]

Bill Bill. A woman ditched by her boss and fellow gang members at a restaurant table while she is in the loo, leaving her to pay for the meal, embarks on a long journey across several continents to track down all her former accomplices and get them to fork out their dues.

 

[Humberto]

Top Gurn. Against all the odds a man who could dislocate his jaw gurns his way to the world championship in Skegness.

 

[PTK]

Raiders of the Post Ark

Somewhere in the depths of the Mount Pleasant sorting office in London is a mysterious container. The Post Ark, which contains every single letter lost by the Royal Mail since its foundation.

Young Harrison Ford once sent off a postal order for a set of Captain Scarlet picture cards, which depicted scenes from the popular 1960s television series for children. The cards never arrived, and as young Harrison waited for the cards that never came, hope turned to despair, despair turned to anger, anger to bitterness. He has spent decades trying to locate his cards, and has finally tracked them to the Post Ark. He wants his Captain Scarlet cards, and no-one can stop him.

 

[Humberto]

Bone with the wind. Porn spinoff.

 

[PTK]

A Day at the Faces [A Day at the Races]

A story of a man and a woman whose secret mission is to alter every portrait in the National Portrait Gallery in London. When paintings are removed from show to be “cleaned”, they are in fact subtly altered. The alterations are not immediately obvious when they are re-hung, but over time the paintings will become unrecognisable, and there will no longer be a record of how notable figures in British history actually looked. A sinister organisation (the “LibDem”) is behind this plot to literally erase the historical record, in the belief that this will create a loss of national identity in the UK, making the population amenable to re-joining the European Union.

An art critic named Farage has realised what is going on, and pledges to thwart the LibDem plot. He plans to rally his sympathisers in defence of the Faces of British History.

 

[PTK]

The Greatest Story Ever Sold

The trials and tribulations of a travelling Bible salesman.

 

[PTK]

The Hambusters

A crack team of Environmental Health Officers are hot on the trail of an international gang of out-of-date cooked pork product pushers.

 

[Monte]

The Danbusters.

The Vegan Police arrest a desperate Beano character.

 

[WouldBe]

The Danbusters.

The Vegan Police arrest a desperate Beano character.

Wasn't it the Dandy?

 

[Monte]

Wasn't it the Dandy?

Trust the Vegan Police to get the wrong guy.

 

[Raheem]

Mushroom stew in the name of the law.

 

[PTK]

Mushroom stew in the name of the law.

Very good.

 

[Monte]

Misteaken identity.

 

[mojo pixy]

Gregse. All-singing, all-dancing bakery romance.

 

[JimW]

Tune: a weird intergalactic witch cult engineers the emergence of an epoch-defining party DJ somewhere with a massive beach. Spice is involved.

 

[Pickman's model]

Toon: in the early 1980s a computer engineer creates a virtual world in which Newcastle win the league

 

[bluescreen]

Spar Wars
A plucky group of independent retailers club together to fight the ruthless power of a giant supermarket chain.

 

[Pickman's model]

stare wars - the rebels and the empire decide to settle their differences with darth vader taking on obi wan kenobi in a staring competition, whoever blinks first and their entire side to be destroyed

 

[JimW]

Star Warsi - erstwhile Tory chair decides to pursue leading roles in moving pictures instead of fucking the country over.

 

[Karl Masks]

2 Hour Party People - sorry we got work tomorrow, some of us are too old. Just grow up and get a real job Bez.

 

[PTK]

Fridge of Spies

A British agent is given the task of smuggling a bugged refrigerator through Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin and installing it in the East Berlin station office of the KGB. The mission, if it succeeds, will provide vital information on the eating and drinking habits of Soviet intelligence officers on the eve of an important exchange of prisoners.

 

[Monte]

A Fridge Too Far.

Epic tale of the long trek from in front of the TV to fetch a cold beer.

 

[PTK]

Mad Max: Fury Toad

Max is a mild-mannered pet toad in Australia, until one day the lovely family of humans with whom he lives are killed in an apocalyptic event that destroys civilisation. Max must fend for himself in a world in which he can no longer rely on being fed, but must hunt. Max loses his mild manners, and becomes not wild, but furious. No insect is safe on the road of fury on which Max embarks.

 

[PTK]

The Fridges of Madison County

The story of a woman and the technical problems with which she has to deal in her job as a travelling domestic refrigerator engineer in Madison County, and other parts of the State of Iowa. While dealing with one particularly tricky old fridge nearing the end of its life she meets someone who could be the love of her life, but will romance interfere with her commitment to ensuring the smooth operation of the fridges of Madison County?

 

[shifting gears]

Fridge Over the River Kwai

Klaus Kinski once again teams up with Werner Herzog in this unofficial sequel to Fitzcarraldo

 

[JimW]

The Mayor of Caster Fridge - why on earth he thinks sticking the Zanussi on little wheels is going to help his reelection chances, Christ knows.

 

[bluescreen]

The Fridge of Spies
A cold war story

 

[mojo pixy]

Doctor Ni

The knights' order has long been hunted to extinction, now their elusive leader must pay ... in shrubberies

 

[mojo pixy]

Doctor Na

Na mate, it's shit

 

[mojo pixy]

Doctor Nu

Jewish doctor is becoming impatient