Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DaveCinzano]

Thea Boss

Thea is the CEO of a failing firm, her staff are fighting among themselves and rival companies are greedily eyeing her assets. But after a particularly heavy drug binge, she hits a low she has never experienced before. In this dark place, Thea discovers a monstrous power deep inside herself that could push her to save her business - if it doesn't destroy her in the process.


(The Abyss ffs, sod it it's teatime)

Lifetime ban for you for this egregious rule breaking

 

[hitmouse]

Civil Bar: Shocking blockbuster depicting a pub where everyone's quite polite

Civil Wear: Film following mackems as they prepare for war with the geordies.

And probably a fair chunk of the 500 Star Wars jokes would work here as well.

 

[Idris2002]

New Rack City

Flat-chested starlet gets boob job, becomes toast of tinseltown.

 

[JimW]

The Three Musk E-tiers. Not content with fucking about with the blue ticks, now weird Elon wants a full-on tripartite caste system for the remaining X user base.

 

[hitmouse]

Whatever Happened to Baby Zane?

Psychological thriller about radio DJs. When Chris Moyles is injured in an accident, he is forced to rely on the mercies of an increasingly sinister and twisted Zane Lowe.

 

[Karl Masks]

29 Days Later: Ithank god that's all over!

Mr No: Bond's greatest villain moves into consultancy!

 

[T & P]

Dial M for Mulder. After quitting the FBI, Agent Mulder sets up a PI business specialising in paranormal crime cases.

 

[JimW]

Charlie/Chang In London - Laurence Fox finally gets another acting gig as he's just right for the part.

 

[Yossarian]

Civil Bar: Shocking blockbuster depicting a pub where everyone's quite polite

Civil Wear: Film following mackems as they prepare for war with the geordies.

And probably a fair chunk of the 500 Star Wars jokes would work here as well.

Civic War : The Jackie Weaver Story

 

[PTK]

Civil Wear

A heartwarming story of a tailor who provides bespoke suits for demobbed members of the armed forces after the cessation of hostilities in 1945.

Civil Tar

The story a very polite member of the navy, who gives the lie to the expression “swear like a sailor”.

 

[PTK]

East of Aden

A dramatisation of the secret war waged by British troops in the 1960s and 1970s against the Popular Front for the Liberation of Oman.

 

[PTK]

Rebel Without a Pause

A biography of Ernesto “Che” Guevara.

 

[PTK]

Kung Fu Banda

How a Mike Banda, prominent member of the Workers Revolutionary Party, used martial arts to enforce the party line.

 

[hitmouse]

Blade Run ER

Wesley Snipes retires from the vampire-hunting business and starts a new job as head of a hospital's emergency room.

 

[PTK]

Planet of the Japes

Space travellers crash-land on an Earth-like planet on which a civilisation of humanoids engage in practical jokes which the perpetrators find hilarious, but which threaten to end all life on the planet.

 

[AverageJoe]

Lock, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Illogical gangster space heist.

 

[AverageJoe]

The Trans Porter.

Jason Statham identifies as a hotel bell person.

 

[Karl Masks]

Ectopussy: Bond's conquests return from the grave to exact their revenge

For Your Ayes Only: Rishi Sunak's career trajectory merges with the machinations of MI5

 

[belboid]

The Trans Porter.

Jason Statham identifies as a hotel bell person.

Which, sadly brings to mind that awful TERF movie,

Trans Spotting

 

[rubbershoes]

Gayer cake

A Northern Irish bakery says fuck the haters and really goes to town making their cakes fantabulosa

 

[porp]

I can't bring myself to...

 

[hitmouse]

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Travels with my Aung: Exploring Southeast Asia in the company of a retired Burmese politician.

Travels with my Ant: The sequel to 1998's Antz was low on inspiration, so they decided to add a change of location to try and impress audiences.

Travens with my Aunt: Was Ret Marut really the author of the Treasure of the Sierra Madre, or is that a myth? A plucky boy detective and his aunt set out to solve the case, but quickly find themselves sucked into a bewildering world of rival B Travens.

 

[Elpenor]

Travels with my Punt, some wanker from Cambridge takes tourists around the colleges and bridges. Starring Kenneth Branagh

 

[krtek a houby]

Travels With My Runt

Strange journeys with a small dog

 

[JimW]

Travels With My Au Nut - a terrible work accident left me short a bollock, but I spent the compo on a bling prosthetic and a world cruise.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Travels With My Au Nut - a terrible work accident left me short a bollock, but I spent the compo on a bling prosthetic and a world cruise.

I salute the grim determination with which you bolted together that clunker of a cut-and-shut

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Gravels With My Aunt
Feelgood comedy in which a bank manager has a midlife crisis before finding a new direction thanks to the driveway installation business he sets up with his mother's ageing sister, who proves a dab hand with hot tarmac

 

[JimW]

Gravels With My Aunt
Feelgood comedy in which a bank manager has a midlife crisis before finding a new direction thanks to the driveway installation business he sets up with his mother's ageing sister, who proves a dab hand with hot tarmac

They just happened to be working up the road and have a bit left over, can do it for you cheap.

 

[DaveCinzano]

They just happened to be working up the road and have a bit left over, can do it for you cheap.

I don't suppose you know where I could get some top-spec speakers cheap as well, do you?

 

[Serge Forward]

Star Drek. A really shit space opera.