Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Monte]

The Magnificent Severn.

A group of hired guns fight to save a river from over spilling effluence.

 

[Monte]

The Good the Bald and the Ugly.

The Wayne Rooney story.

 

[Monte]

The colon purple.

Celie seeks medical attention after a severe beating from her father.

 

[Monte]

Singing in the bain.

Anglo-Franco remake of the classic en chantant dans le bath.

 

[belboid]

Vain Man

Tom Cruise discovers his brother has an even bigger ego than he does.

 

[belboid]

Purple Vain

Musical about the selfishness of a dyslexic heroin addict.

 

[belboid]

The Devil Wears Pravda

Anti-communist propaganda from the fifties.

 

[Monte]

The Punk Panther

Generation X supernatural horror where a band of Crass Stranglers Clash with some Dead Kennedys and end up Damned.

 

[Karl Masks]

Appenheimer

"I am become Shiva, not suitable for your device"

 

[JimW]

The Arse-Nail Stadium Mystery - which silly bugger forgot to drive that one home? Can they be sued for a new pair of trousers?

 

[Monte]

A Right at the Opera

Gammon's evening out is spoilt by all the singing in foreign.

 

[Monte]

Shinging in the rain.

Remake of the classic film staring Sean Connery.

 

[PTK]

2001: A Spare Odyssey

The story of a man born in humble circumstances in London to the heir to the throne of Great Britain, who works his way up the social hierarchy to marry an obscure television actor and become a minor media personality in California.

 

[Monte]

Soy Story and A Spice Odyssey

Oriental cooking double feature.

 

[PTK]

A Pan for All Seasons

The story of a cook who spends many years searching cookware shops and department stores, for the perfect cooking receptacle.

 

[Monte]

True Brit.

John Wayne as Tommy Robinson in this biopic about the EDF founder.

 

[Saul Goodman]

"IP: Clowning for Justice," the spotlight shines on Poundfoolish, a whimsical clown whose joyful performances have delighted audiences for years. However, when he discovers that a powerful entertainment conglomerate has been profiting from his image and routines without permission, Poundfoolish decides to take a stand.

With the support of a determined lawyer, Poundfoolish files a lawsuit for intellectual property rights infringement, sparking a legal battle that captivates the nation. As the courtroom drama unfolds, Poundfoolish must confront his fears and insecurities while navigating the complexities of copyright law.

Through laughter and tears, "IP: Clowning for Justice" explores themes of creativity, identity, and the fight for artistic integrity. In the end, Poundfoolish discovers that the true meaning of justice lies not only in the courtroom but also in the hearts of those who believe in the power of laughter to change the world.

 

[Humberto]

Pennywise isn't scary. It's hamfisted of king in making the nightmare clown. He doesn't deserve the assumed cultural cache for the archetype ( which Hollywood decided he did or something). Way way less scary than it should have been.

 

[Humberto]

It's just brash. 'I'll take the concept up to a certain point then the clown bites his arm off." Shite.

 

[Humberto]

It's not worth talking about anyway since he advertises at the end of chaptors. Takes the piss.

 

[PTK]

Star Bars

An interstellar empire seeks to ban a chocolate bar beloved across the galaxy, and a band of rebels led by a princess (and modelled on the Pathet Lao) opens a hyperspace smuggling route to avoid the imperial sanctions against Earth, and provide this vital confectionary to the peoples of the galaxy.

 

[PTK]

Some Like it Lot

A patriarch in ancient Sodom falls in love with a woman who has disguised herself as a pillar of salt in order to escape the attentions of a jealous god.

 

[PTK]

Some Like it Bot

The pilot of a speedboat falls in love with an internet chatbot.

 

[Humberto]

Didn't mean to be a dick about Pennywise. But I do find it all a missed opp and he does advertise/plug ready meals and whatever.

 

[Humberto]

Harry Spotter. Long awaited trainspotting musical extravaganza.

 

[PTK]

Star Brek.

The story of the invention of a breakfast food that will revolutionise interstellar travel.

 

[PTK]

Picked Little Letters [Wicked Little Letters]

A film about the life of the US poet e e cummings, who, as matter of principle, refused to use upper case letters in his poems.

 

[Saul Goodman]

The Man Who Would Be Qing

'The Man Who Would Be Qing' chronicles the remarkable journey of Li Wei, a humble peasant who embarks on an extraordinary quest to rise to the pinnacle of power in the Qing Dynasty of China. Born into obscurity, Li Wei harbors dreams of greatness and endeavors to carve out his place in history.

As he navigates through the turbulent political landscape of ancient China, Li Wei learns the art of diplomacy, strategy, and warfare. Through cunning alliances and bold maneuvers, he gains the trust of powerful figures within the Qing court, including the Emperor himself.

However, as Li Wei's power grows, so too does the danger that surrounds him. Rivals and enemies conspire against him, threatening to derail his quest for supremacy. Yet, he remains undeterred, willing to sacrifice everything in pursuit of his ambition.

Guided by a keen intellect and a strategic mind, Li Wei forges alliances, navigates treacherous court politics, and emerges as a formidable force within the Qing court. With each victory, he inches closer to his ultimate goal: the throne of China.

"The Man Who Would Be Qing" is a gripping tale of ambition, betrayal, and redemption, showcasing the indomitable spirit of one man who dared to defy the odds and shape the course of an empire.

 

[PTK]

The Man Who Would Be Qing

'The Man Who Would Be Qing' chronicles the remarkable journey of Li Wei, a humble peasant who embarks on an extraordinary quest to rise to the pinnacle of power in the Qing Dynasty of China. Born into obscurity, Li Wei harbors dreams of greatness and endeavors to carve out his place in history.

As he navigates through the turbulent political landscape of ancient China, Li Wei learns the art of diplomacy, strategy, and warfare. Through cunning alliances and bold maneuvers, he gains the trust of powerful figures within the Qing court, including the Emperor himself.

However, as Li Wei's power grows, so too does the danger that surrounds him. Rivals and enemies conspire against him, threatening to derail his quest for supremacy. Yet, he remains undeterred, willing to sacrifice everything in pursuit of his ambition.

Guided by a keen intellect and a strategic mind, Li Wei forges alliances, navigates treacherous court politics, and emerges as a formidable force within the Qing court. With each victory, he inches closer to his ultimate goal: the throne of China.

"The Man Who Would Be Qing" is a gripping tale of ambition, betrayal, and redemption, showcasing the indomitable spirit of one man who dared to defy the odds and shape the course of an empire.

"The Man Who Would Be Qing' is a captivating tale of ambition, betrayal, and redemption, as one man defies the odds to leave his mark on history and become the legendary ruler of the Qing Dynasty.

Very good.

 

[PTK]

Booking For Eric [Looking for Eric]

The football Eric Cantona has been offered the chance to launch a career as a singer at the Glastonbury Festival, but his Glastonbury booking is conditional on him not being booked on the pitch by the referee for the season preceding the gig. The organisers of the Festival insist that a man who may become a role model for young music fans must be seen to be above reproach in every way.

Word gets round the world of football, and a cabal of referees are determined to frustrate Eric’s hopes of musical glory.