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[Nine Bob Note]

Alf Wiedersehen, Pet
Herr Pfister imports a loveable Lancastrian shopkeeper to help his new British employees acclimatise to life on a West German building site.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Racker
Robbie Coltraine defies his supperiors and sends all his suspects to the Tower for advanced interrogation.

 

[hitmouse]

Killers of the Flower Mood

Lengthy slapstick comedy starring Robert De Niro as a florist who prides himself on his ability to create powerful emotional effects through his flower-arranging skills, and Leonardo DiCaprio as his boorish nephew who keeps accidentally ruining his displays.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Robert De Niro as a florist who prides himself on his ability to create powerful emotional effects through his flower-arranging skills

“You talkin' to tree? You talkin' to tree? You talkin' to tree? Then who the hell else are you talking, you talking to tree? Well, I'm the only one here. Yew the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Oaky!”

 

[hitmouse]

How to Have Cex

Drama film following a group of teenagers whose summer holiday goes awry when they find themselves charged with running a secondhand entertainment shop.

How to Have Sox

Drama film following a group of teenagers whose summer holiday goes awry when they find themselves charged with running a professional baseball team.

How to Have Set

Drama film following a group of teenagers whose summer holiday goes awry when they accidentally summon an ancient Egyptian deity.

 

[hitmouse]

Bottons

Unconventional homoerotic comedy set at a high school populated entirely by bald pop-philosophers.

 

[Yossarian]

The Manvels

Panicking after low box-office numbers for The Marvels, Marvel hastily unveils an alt-right-approved all-male superhero team

 

[petee]

Touch of Revol

Some sardonic operaismo brings down a corrupt Texas border sheriff.

(inside joke eh)

 

[Magnus McGinty]

The Modfather

An admin of a well known bulletin board accidentally wipes out years of content before killing off any of the adherents that looked at him the wrong way.

 

[isvicthere?]

Good fallas.

Martin Scorsese goes to Valencia in March and films the fireworks.

 

[hitmouse]

A Fishful of Dollars

Or, indeed, A Fist Named Wanda

 

[Yossarian]

Wocka - Fozzie Bear's long-awaited origin story

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Stab Wars.

Imperial troopers invading earth find an unexpected menace amongst London’s youth.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Star Wart.

That’s no moon…

 

[Jennaonthebeach]

Ditty Harry

Points his magnum at perps and sings them a jolly old song, before shooting them as they attempt to escape.

 

[hitmouse]

Nine to Fine

Wacky workplace comedy starring Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda as stressed-out parking attendants struggling to meet their quotas.
or

Nine to File

Very uneventful workplace film starring Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda as two office workers who complete a series of routine clerical tasks.
or

Nile to Five

Far-fetched musical comedy where Dolly Parton is stuck playing with a technical death metal band while secretly harbouring ambitions of joining a late-90s boyband.

 

[PTK]

The Man With the Golden Bun

Roger Moore stars as an agent of a top London restaurant whose mission is to infiltrate a bakery in Vladivostok and steal the secrets of the wonderful buns that the Soviet Union is shipping to Japan and South Korea.

The export and consumption of the exquisite buns of the Soviet Far East is fostering pro-Kremlin sympathies and undermining US interests in the region.

If Bond succeeds in his mission, then the British will be able to produce a bigger and even better golden bun, with which it will be able to sway popular sentiment in Eastern Asia away from Moscow.

 

[Pickman's model]

Nine to Fine

Wacky workplace comedy starring Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda as stressed-out parking attendants struggling to meet their quotas.
or

Nine to File

Very uneventful workplace film starring Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda as two office workers who complete a series of routine clerical tasks.
or

Nile to Five

Far-fetched musical comedy where Dolly Parton is stuck playing with a technical death metal band while secretly harbouring ambitions of joining a late-90s boyband.

Nine to dive - dolly Parton and Jane fonda star as crooked women boxers taking payments to fix fights

 

[Pickman's model]

The Man With the Golden Bun

Roger Moore stars as an agent of a top London restaurant whose mission is to infiltrate a bakery in Vladivostok and steal the secrets of the wonderful buns that the Soviet Union is shipping to Japan and South Korea.

The export and consumption of the exquisite buns of the Soviet Far East is fostering pro-Kremlin sympathies and undermining US interests in the region.

If Bond succeeds in his mission, then the British will be able to produce a bigger and even better golden bun, with which it will be able to sway popular sentiment in Eastern Asia away from Moscow.

The man with the golden tun - Roger Moore stars as a brewer with a barrel which imparts great flavour to beer brewed within

 

[hitmouse]

Nine to dive - dolly Parton and Jane fonda star as crooked women boxers taking payments to fix fights

Nige to Five - a bigger-budget rival TV station plots to poach GBNews' star turn.

 

[Yossarian]

The Man With the Golden Gut - Roger Moore stars as a competitive eater preparing for a final contest against longtime Spanish rival Francisco "Tardis Belly" Scaramanga

 

[Yossarian]

Wanka - The Laurence Fox Story

 

[Pickman's model]

Wanka - The Laurence Fox Story

Larka the rotter

 

[Magnus McGinty]

The Ban with the Golden Gun

Uber Troll finally dispatched with the caviar of coding.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Look Back in Anmer

The Prince and Princess of Wales relax at Anmer Hall, their no 4 home, on the Sandringham estate (Fri to Mon, Nov to Feb), and congratulate themselves for having overcome all odds to become Britain's most loved and admired, yet down-to-earth, royal couple, always ready to roll up their sleeves and pitch in at the Kings Lynn foodbank / homeless persons' hostel photocall, with their children if necessary.

 

[PTK]

The Man With the Golden Gut - Roger Moore stars as a competitive eater preparing for a final contest against longtime Spanish rival Francisco "Tardis Belly" Scaramanga

I like it!

 

[PTK]

Kelly’s Zeroes

Clint Eastwood breaks into a German digital computer system, and removes all the zeroes, leaving only ones, making binary operations impossible.

 

[PTK]

2001 A Lace Odyssey

A Zoroastrian Nottingham lace-maker travels the Eastern Mediterranean looking for new sources of raw materials for the local lace industry, after receiving inspiration from an ape dancing to The Blue Danube in front of a monolith in a wildlife park in East Anglia as a satellite crosses the face of the Moon.

 

[hitmouse]

The Billing of a Sacred Deer

Gripping financial/bureaucratic pagan thriller starring Colin Farrell as a middle-aged shaman and Barry Keoghan as the youthful auditor convinced that he's been fiddling his expenses.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Done
Denis Villeneuve confidently predicts no further adaptations of Frank Herbert's work will be necessary