Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[UrbaneFox]

They Closed Tyrone

This stylish sci-fi, refitted with 70s Blaxploitation chic, opened in the same week as 'Barbie' and 'Oppenheimer', and was ignored by reviewers and the general public.

 

[seeformiles]

The Rolf of Wall Street

Leo DiCaprio stars as the eponymous bearded Australian entertainer with an unhealthy interest in underage girls and his unsavoury sexual exploits in New York’s financial district…

 

[UrbaneFox]

The Wool of Wall Street

When knitting, tapestry and needlepoint maestro, Kaffe Fassett, opens a yarn shop and textile gallery in lower Manhattan, his dazzling intarsia technique and in-store demonstrations bring the industry to its knees.

 

[platinumsage]

The Wolf of Wall's Treat - A career bit-part actor gets a big break when he's cast as the voice of the cartoon antagonist in an ice cream advert which goes viral.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Undouchables
Hygiene Inspector Smellybott Mess realises he has resort to extreme measures to enforce Federal cleanliness statutes in the cesspool that is thirties Chicago

 

[JimW]

The Wind That Shakes The Barbey - not content with going woke, now she's fomenting armed resistance to the Crown!

 

[hitmouse]

The Woolf of Wall Street - Investors become convinced that a particular stream-of-consciousness monologue from The Waves contains hidden messages that will allow them to predict the movements of the stock market, a bit like in Pi or something.

 

[hitmouse]

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf? - Everyone's scared shitless after the large predatory mammal is spotted near Richmond.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Raging Bulk

When dieters at Little Italy's 'Weightwatchers' queue for the weekly weigh-in, paranoia and tensions between the middleweights and heavyweights spills into slow-mo, black-and-white punch-ups

 

[A380]

Debbie does Pallas

Paul Daniels wife and sidekick takes on the role of the Ancient Greek goddess of wisdom.

 

[petee]

The Third Ban

after being caught cutting urbanz' penecillin, Orson "Awesome" Welles gets sent to the sewers - again.

 

[Yossarian]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuttles

Young, irradiated freelance heating engineers emerge from the sewers to avenge Sam Lowry

 

[krtek a houby]

The Third Ban

after being caught cutting urbanz' penecillin, Orson "Awesome" Welles gets sent to the sewers - again.

Hope

An alien feeling of elation, all sucked up when proceeded to check the banned list

 

[rubbershoes]

Barbel

With a pink rod, pink landing net, pink tent and pink camo clothing our protagonist is ready for a day sitting by a river trying to catch a small member of the carp family.

 

[rubbershoes]

Barbit

After buying some pink pills off a geezer in a pub, our protagonist finds she is so fucked that she can't get whole words out

 

[platinumsage]

Bar: BOE

Following on from the acclaimed Bar: Fort Knox, this docudrama tracks a day in the life of a 400 troy ounce gold bullion bar in the Bank of England's vault at Threadneedle Street.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Geldfinger
A mysterious mitteleuropan equine vet is causing havoc across Britain's racecourses by using his horse-whispering magic to turn nags into winners, so MI6 sends James Bond in as an undercover tic-tac man to investigate before the Queen Mother's losing streak on the Tote sinks the nation's economy

 

[UrbaneFox]

Spartapus

When Thracian gladiator Kirk Mugless organises a major slave uprising against the Roman Republic and moves to Mount Vesuvius, he leaves his Ioveable moggy behind. When the furry expert tactician starts to run the palazzo HIS way, Kirk is in for a big surprise.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Kremlins

Surprise when a cute mayor and his mates turn into ruthless monsters and cause havoc having eaten after midnight.

 

[Raheem]

Racketman

Biopic telling the story of Elton John's career before he learned to sing or play the piano.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The Tangfastic* Mr Fox
A popular politician and social media personality launches a common sense crusade against a German confectioner who threaten to introduce new inclusive vegan recipes






*OK, I'm cheating a bit, but fuck off, I thought it was good and worthy of a pass

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Lack Christmas
A sorority house is terrorised by farmerbarleymow who emerges from their attic to tear down their Christmas decorations and set fire to their tree on the front lawn

 

[Nine Bob Note]

It'll be Alt Right on the Night
The ghost of Denis Norden captures all of our favourite stars at their most opinionated

 

[Serge Forward]

Forrest Dump
A poignant documentary about the private lives of bears in the woods.

 

[PTK]

Wes.
The story of a working class boy who grows up to be Shadow Health Secretary.

 

[PTK]

StarShit Troopers.

Corrupt members of the US National Guard based in Beverley Hills become involved in selling the faeces of film actors to obsessed fans.

 

[PTK]

The Long Food Friday (The Long Good Friday).

In a forgotten ex-Soviet republic hidden in a fold of the Caucasus mountains, a senile dictator decides that on Fridays all food in restaurants, cafes, and other outlets must be served in metre-long baguettes. A Cockney cabbie immigrant decides to defy this diktat, and his cab becomes a refuge for members of the short food underground.

 

[PTK]

The Wife of Brian

The story of Sybil, the wife of Brian Cohen, who travels to Torquay after Brian’s death and marries the owner of a hotel.

 

[PTK]

Once Upon a Time in the Vest

The story of an actor famous for appearing in “action” films without a jacket or a shirt, his upper body clad only in his sole tee-shirt, the “vest” of the title.

 

[PTK]

Mime Bandits

The story of a ruthless gang of street entertainers, who pick pockets of spectators while pretending to be stuck in invisible boxes, or struggling against high winds.