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[hitmouse]

Alan Partridge: Alpha Pupa

Audiences were confused and unimpressed by this imaginative take on the series, in which Steve Coogan plays a particularly dominant caterpillar that turns into a butterfly.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Alan Partridge: Alpha Pupa

Audiences were confused and unimpressed by this imaginative take on the series, in which Steve Coogan plays a particularly dominant caterpillar that turns into a butterfly.

I thought it was a larva-minute

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Boom-tish.

 

[petee]

Yez

Billy escapes the drudgery of the industrial north by joining a prog-rock outfit.

 

[krtek a houby]

Pope

Sky bound Vatican occupant terrorises already traumatized peoples of the US

 

[seeformiles]

The Long Piss Goodnight

Having supped 8 pints of scrumpy and then refusing to use a filthy pub toilet, Geena Davis experiences great bladder relief in her own bathroom at midnight.

 

[porp]

In Which We Perve

Porn remake of the Noël Coward WWII morale boosting classic. The ship's going down, and the crew are going down on each other...

 

[hitmouse]

Cannonball Rub: following the adventures of an extremely unorthodox massage therapist.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Bog Day Afternoon

Losers Al Pacino and John Cazale's bank robbery goes awry when they are taken short and have to ask permission to use the staff lavatory.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Lord of the Lies
Senior tories crash land on a deserted island on their way to the party conference in Blackpool. Boris Johnson mounts a pig's head atop a spike to show who's boss, whereas David Cameron wants to skull-fuck it, Liz Truss wants to open the island's first pork market and Theresa May has no idea what's going on, and laughs awkwardly as she looks for a field of wheat. Rishi Sunak laughs from his private helicopter.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Tarbie: The Movie

Greta Gerwig directs the fantasy comedy about iconic comedian, singer, TV game show host, and professional Liverpudlian, Jimmy Tarbuck.

With a snazzy outfit for every occasion - Pro-celebrity Golf, or presenting Come Dancing, Tarbie's Fame Game, Celebrity Squares, It's Tarbie! or the 1000th edition of the Royal Variety Performance - the colourful and seemingly perfect Tarbieland is brought to life, featuring an ensemble cast from beyond the grave, including Tarbie's old muckers Bruce Forsyth, Ronnie Corbett and Larry Grayson.

But since Tarbie retired he has to live in the real world - a mansion in rural Buckinghamshire - with the joys and perils of everyday humans and real challenges! Will he survive the journey of self discovery?

 

[JimW]

'Appenheimer. Tour de force from Cillian Murphy as a young Amos Brearly who in his war years happens to be seconded to a super secret project the Yanks are working on.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Trading Plates

Eddie Murphy is a compère at a Greek wedding but they don’t like his jokes.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Trading Plates

Eddie Murphy is a compère at a Greek wedding but they don’t like his jokes.

Coming To Armorica

The Eddie Murphy/Asterix crossover nobody asked for. An African prince is sent back in time to find a suitable wife, and ends up at a quaint village near the Brittany coast, where the local indomitable Gauls take him to be some kind of reincarnation of Vercingetorix come to avenge the indignities of Alesia.

As well as returning to the parts of Prince Akeem Joffer and Randy Watson (Saul and Clarence having been ditched due to a wokelash), Murphy also plays Impedimenta, Bacteria and Panacea.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Jars

Students dancing the night away are unaware of the dangers of the deep lurking nearby. Almost a week's worth of unwashed plates, glasses, cutlery and jars with some of them broken and waiting to cut fresh hands.

 

[Idris2002]

Von Rayon's Express

Guys this is money in the bank - we'll get all the Second World War buffs and the artificial fabric freaks

O'Cean's Sleeveens

Danny O'Cean assembles a motley crew of spalpeens, bosthoons, gobshites, gombeenmen and bachelor farmers to perpetrate a heist of the village bookmaker's shop.

 

[AverageJoe]

Magic Mike's Last Lance.

Medieval Stripper turned jouster is having a tough time at his latest tournament.

 

[AverageJoe]

Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning, Fart One.

Jesus this is high up.

 

[AverageJoe]

Oppenheimed.

The sequel showing the aftermath from the other side.

 

[seeformiles]

Get Farter

Ignoring his boss’ warnings, London Gangster, Michael Caine, is despatched to Newcastle to find out who was responsible for the trouser cough that caused his brother to die of an asthma attack - causing a right stink of hitherto unseen gritty underworld violence in the process. Mind your throats please…

 

[AverageJoe]

June Part 2.

Terry Scott searches for Spice in Purley, chased by Tarquin

God I'm bored.

 

[platinumsage]

A Steroid Cite - a young academic makes a serious referencing error in a paper on the psychiatric effects of performance-enhancing drug use among American college students on sports scholarships that comes back to haunt him later in his career.

 

[krtek a houby]

Carfly

Mickey Rourke buys a drink for all his friends following a big win at the bookies, after borrowing a certain Delorean.

 

[seeformiles]

Back to the Suture

Michael J Fox plays a cosmetic plastic surgeon facing potentially ruinous lawsuits who travels back in time using a modified De Lorean in an attempt to correct his past clinical blunders.

 

[petee]

Mez

Billy escapes the drudgery of the industrial north by going back in time and becoming a culture-hopping Chicago jazz icon.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Cack to the future

Someone sends some shit back to 1956 via a DeLorean, or something.

 

[shifting gears]

Cack to the future

Someone sends some shit back to 1956 via a DeLorean, or something.

it was Sharty McFly

 

[DaveCinzano]

it was Sharty McFly

Emit Brown

 

[Throbbing Angel]

it was Sharty McFly

Emit Brown

 

[seeformiles]

The Hurt Licker

Kathryn Bigelow's epic Gulf War tale of a bomb disposal team employing a highly unorthodox and dangerous lingual technique.