I've missed the Hallowe'en window but clearly I need very little encouragement to scrape some more from the cutting-room floor.
The Andromeda Train - Slow-paced thriller. A signal failure at Betelgeuse and rail replacement work around the Blue Snowball nebula adds a further day to Dr. Jeremy Stone's already arduous 8.1 billion year journey to deliver exotic samples to a very remote biosafety lab.
Pip - when Nicholas Cage's reclusive chef has his beloved Victorian orphan kidnapped, he's forced to embark on a surreal journey back to the seedy Oregon underbelly of Dickensian amateur dramatics he once turned his back on.
Jodorowsky's Durex - documentary examining in exquisite detail the story behind the tale of the most epic story never made about the humble prophylactic. Includes artist's impressions of Salvador Dali as Mould No. 17 and a complete storyboard sequence of Orson Welles as Primary Latex Reservoir.
Rad Lieutenant - Harvey Keitel plays a detective whose ollies are spiralling out of control. When a nun is violently assaulted by a fellow skater pulling a particularly sick aerial, he embarks on a personal quest for vengeance, absolution and some totally gnarly grinds.
Hard Soiled - no-nonsense Hong Kong cop Tequila has his mopping skills tested to the limit when ruthless gangsters start a gunfight whilst he's on nappy-changing duty in a hospital's maternity ward.
Heaven's Gale - overblown Western detailing the epic battle between entrenched landowners and incoming migrants, all desperate to monopolise the windmill market.
My Dinner with Andrex - Wallace is invited to dinner with an old friend whom he's not seen in years - but he hadn't expected him to bring his dozen playful puppies and their "toys"...
