Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[belboid]

Bungle Cruise

Tom gets into the legendary costume to try to save George & Zippy from the evil Mr Geoffrey.

 

[Raheem]

Cardyman

Say his name five times into a mirror and he'll put buttons on your jumper.

 

[Yossarian]

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Pings

Legend holds that he's now deleted the app.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

All the Right Goves
Dreary NFL nonsense, remembered only for our next primeminister accidently showing his genitals in a mirror.

 

[krtek a houby]

Jawas

The desert will remain open, despite the missing droids.

 

[isvicthere?]

Singin´in the drain.

Dystopian nightmare, in which future cops Gene Kelly and Arnold Schwarzenegger team up and go below ground level to crush a rebellion of dissidents.

 

[platinumsage]

Done

Some bloke called Paul is totally done with all the giant worm and spice shit in his life and fucks off to some place else to do something more boring.

 

[Yossarian]

Caw Patrol: The Movie

Mayor Humdinger won't be doing much scheming after crows peck his eyes out

 

[shifting gears]

Weld At Heart

Lynch’s Scottish opus following a down on his luck factory worker. Worth seeing for terrifying villain Jobbie Peru alone.

 

[T & P]

Pruella. The story of the gradual transformation of a fundamentally honest English hotelier’s wife into a soulless sociopath.

 

[hitmouse]

Wanking Life - Some people felt this Richard Linklater film was a bit self-indulgent.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Spanking The Donkey - lacklustre adult animation spun off from Shrek in the wake of 50 Shades

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Poirote
A snooty Belgian bird publicly accuses people of terrible crimes unless placated with crackers

 

[petee]

I can't be arsed to go back though this thread but have we done the best film in the whole wild worlld ever, The Warriors?

Road ‘Warriors’: The Marathon That Looks a Lot Like a Gang War

A quasi-legal 28-mile road race through the streets of New York City in the middle of the night where everyone dresses as a gang member from a 1979 B-movie.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Storm Fox]

Gull Metal Jacket.

The birds get serious about obtaining chips

 

[Buddy Bradley]

This thread on Reddit has had me cry-laughing for the last few minutes:

 

[Nine Bob Note]

It's good to know people are getting Reddit platinum uber gold for shit I posted here years ago. You don't deserve me, really

 

[petee]

The 300 Blows

misunderstood kid has it bad, but it could be worse.

 

[Raheem]

The Z00 Blows

French kid is not impressed with Bristol's premier tourist attraction.

 

[isvicthere?]

Sparta Cuss

Peloponnesian War epic, in which the Athenian army diss the mums of their adversaries.

 

[Idris2002]

The 007 Blows

Alternative title, "Childhood of an Agent".

 

[Idris2002]

Casa Bianca

Ms. Jagger gets a nice house in the divorce

 

[Idris2002]

Elite Quad, Elite Quad 2

First instalments in the long-running comedy series about a motley crew of quadbike enthusiasts. Widely blamed for a significat uptick in road traffic deaths.

 

[Idris2002]

Wood's Cock the Movie.

Naked hippy named Wood displays his genitalia for two hours.

Banned in Ireland for 20 years.

Then unbanned.

And promptly re-banned again.

Features such classics as "last Turkey in the shop" and "Groucho Marx"

 

[Raheem]

The Lives of Otters

About woodland creatures spying on each other in the DDR.

 

[porp]

Dung

Worms and space stuff, but smellier

 

[mojo pixy]

Dude.

Everyone else thought it was a desert planet but it's just a massive beach. The worms are inflatable. Drugs turn their eyes blue.

 

[mojo pixy]

Coca

Heartwarming disney animation about a drug cartel's murderous shenanigans.

(Note to self: search before posting!)

 

[Elpenor]

Bunfight at the OK Corral

A less bloody outcome this time when Virgil Earp asks whether having a cleaner is morally acceptable.

 

[Yossarian]

Top Gun: Moverick

A 59-year-old retired fighter pilot throws his back out while helping his friend Richard move house.