Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[ohmyliver]

Star wars: a new nope.
2 obsessive Star wars fans attempt to pull at a Sci Fi convention


With hilarious consequences obv

 

[isvicthere?]

American History F.
Edward Norton fails his exam, and, instead of spending the summer doing nazi/skinhead stuff, has to concentrate on revision for his September re-sit.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The Ping
Those who view a mysterious NHS app are required to stay at home for ten days. No one dies - in fact, not much happens at all, as that's the fucking point.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Mulder on the Orient Express
When posh people on the famous train turn up anally-probed, there's only one man for the job. Unfortunately, Poirot is busy waxing his moustache.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Shop Girls
Elizabeth Berkely works her way up the greasy pole in WH Smiths

 

[Raheem]

No Time to Dig
Monty Don finds his new career as a spy a bit more full-on than he expected and asks for flexible working so he can keep up with his main passion.

 

[krtek a houby]

Doctor Ni


Bond takes a knight out

 

[hitmouse]

Raging Hull - Jake LaMotta is fucking furious about the decline of the fishing industry.

 

[rekil]

Army of the Dean

The Dean of Winchester Cathedral spends his time off duty playing with his model soldiers recreating the first day of the battle of the Somme.

"You're dead. And you. And you, and all of you"

Peter Cushing liked doing this.

Spoiler

 

[DaveCinzano]

American History FX
Marvel at Paul Revere making his legendary ride astride a dragon! Gasp as the Statue of Liberty comes to life and beats off Godzilla! Whoop as a motioncaptured Andy Serkis deepfaked with T2-era Arnie's face and physique mows down Geronimo, Cesar Chavez, Bin Laden, Monica Lewinsky, Malcolm X, Chelsea Manning and the Dixie Chicks with a giant CGI minigun because U! S! A!

 

[JimW]

the Statue of Liberty comes to life and beats off Godzilla!

They make some right weird filth in that there Japan.

 

[Raheem]

Play Minty For Me
Terry Wogan, played by Clint Eastwood, gets an unexpected request for anything by a certain forgotten 90s art-pop collective.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Jurassic Cark
Lord Attenborough considers laserquest when his genetic experiments fail

 

[Raheem]

Moonwanker

Documentary telling the story of Neil Armstrong, in the words of those who knew him.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Moonwanker

Documentary telling the story of Neil Armstrong, in the words of those who knew him.

Reminded me of this short-lived childishness

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/change-walk-to-wa-k.369980/post-16453821

 

[Idris2002]

Moonlaker

Hijinks ensue as millionaire Freddie Laker starts budget space travel service to the moon and back.

 

[Idris2002]

GOU Only Live Twice

Iain M. Banks' scripted Bond movie (that would have been worth a watch, actually).

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Livers Of Others

Little seen early adaptation of Thomas Harris' 1988 thriller novel The Silence Of The Lambs made in the dying days of the DDR, in which heroic members of the Stasi bring to bear the very latest scientific socialist detection techniques in their collective efforts to track down a decadent Western serial killer.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Lear Window
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea, in order to shove Mrs Owl's body and all her possessions in the water. Wrapped up in a five pound note.

 

[mx wcfc]

I can't be arsed to go back though this thread but have we done the best film in the whole wild worlld ever, The Warriors?

 

[Orang Utan]

I can't be arsed to go back though this thread but have we done the best film in the whole wild worlld ever, The Warriors?

you mean The Worriers?

 

[Orang Utan]

Chaos Wanking - set in a post-apocalyptic/alien planet in which humans can only communicate via their sexual leavings. Only celebrate priests are able to decipher the spatter of orgasmic juices on porcelain like holy folk with tea leaves and livestock entrails

 

[DaveCinzano]

I can't be arsed to go back though this thread

No stamina these youngsters

 

[DaveCinzano]

celebrate priests

Are they the party vicars?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Are they the party vicars?

24 hour party preachers.

 

[Orang Utan]

Are they the party vicars?

damn you autoasphyxiation!

 

[Yossarian]

Bleck Widow - Marvel lost $100 million and several studio execs lost their jobs after wildly overestimating public interest in a film about an Afrikaner assassin.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bleck Widow - Marvel lost $100 million and several studio execs lost their jobs after wildly overestimating public interest in a film about an Afrikaner assassin.

Bru Paul's Drag Race picked up big viewing figures early doors before audiences realised it was just a fly-on-the-wall series about a Saffie petrolhead

 

[belboid]

Can do Man

A malevolent spirit from the past returns and does some DIY with appaling consequences.

 

[belboid]

Dandyman

A nineteenth century fop returns and threatens to kill half the local town with nothing but hair powder and a cravat.