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[Nine Bob Note]

Lack Beauty
When passengers refuse to get into a cab pulled by such an ugly beast, his owners sell him to be made into Findus frozen lasagnes.

 

[JimW]

Snakes on a PLA NEC - Somebody in the upper echelons of the Palestinian movement is working for the enemy.

 

[isvicthere?]

Under Mick, Wood.

Rolling Stones´ lead singer asserts his position in the band´s hierarchy.

 

[isvicthere?]

Raging Gull

Seagull has a bad day on the chips scaveging and attacks a pasty eating child

There's a sequel when the seagull, having feasted voraciously on angrily-procured pasties, develops a serious weight problem....

Raging Bulk.

 

[rekil]

Snakes Own A Plane - documentary following their attempt to go legit and set up a charter flight firm on the eve of a global pandemic

 

[platinumsage]

Snag Es on a Plane - In a daring attempt to smuggle many tonnes of ecstasy tablets into the United States whilst evading authorities, a cartel attempts an ingenious solution whereby packages are picked up from a specially designed tower by swooping aircraft.

 

[Pickman's model]

the gins of navarone

allied special forces capture an artisanal gin distillery

 

[WouldBe]

Jabs - in an attempt to stop his east coast holiday resort being put into lockdown chief Brody dons scuba gear and vaccinates unwitting swimmers and surfers.

 

[Pickman's model]

jams - genetically modified fruit objects to being turned into conserves in a coastal american town

 

[Yossarian]

Star Jars - this all-Gungan remake of Episode IV - A New Hope was the last project George Lucas completed before he was institutionalised.

 

[danny la rouge]

Baws - just when you thought it was safe to dangle them in the water ...

 

[platinumsage]

For Cep 0 from Na Var One - A gourmet mushroom researcher isolates a new variant of edible mushrooms from his sodium-rich variety of experimental mycelium inoculations.

 

[platinumsage]

Just Ice Society: World Wax II - A global candle making contest is disrupted by a new team of entrants using a novel cold-based manufacturing process.

 

[Idris2002]

the gins of navarone

allied special forces capture an artisanal gin distillery

Starring Oliver Reed as himself.

 

[Idris2002]

U Vitelloni.

Aimless young Italian men insist that it is their neighbour, not they, who resembles a young calf.

 

[Idris2002]

Rashes and Diamonds

At the "special clinic" in Warsaw, STI cures are exchanged for black market diamonds

 

[Idris2002]

The Ion Has Wings

Subatomic particle takes flight

 

[Pickman's model]

Top gin - a squadron of pilots enter a distilling competition

 

[stdP]

The Woman in Blacks - Jennet Humfrye is sent on a year-long hiking tour by her sister and has to purchase suitable outdoor clothes and shelter from the high street.

The Acre of Blood - Prideful smallholder Vincent Price was driven to suicide when he failed to win the Cabbage Circle Award two years ago... but now he's back to enact vegetable-themed revenge on those he thinks have wronged him and gain some bonemeal fertiliser for his asparagus.

Where Eagles Date - Avian romance set against the backdrop of war-torn Bavaria.

Stank By Me - a small group of friends on the cusp of adolescence embark on a quest to discover if he who smelt it actually dealt it.

 

[Cid]

The Wrath of Chan - The federation left Jackie Chan behind, now he must seek his revenge.

The phantom menage - an exploration of the relationship between Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Amidala. Bertolucci directs.

War Morse - Misguided reboot, War Morse fails to justify its alternate timeline trench-nazi setting.

Funkirk - WWII comedy romp.

Paint Break - Bank robbers leave a trail of white footprints that point to one thing, the local painters and decorators. Keanu Reaves imbeds.

 

[belboid]

Snoke's on a Plane

Another Star Wars spin off, where the young Supreme Leader of the First Order to be first learnt about true evil. Flying Dublin to Majorca on Ryanair.

 

[hitmouse]

The Unvouchables - Al Capone and his friends attempt to join an exclusive private members club, but find that no-one is willing to risk their reputation by nominating them.

The Unouchables - The latest Marvel film introduces a team of superheroes who are incapable of feeling pain.

The UN Touch Abe S - Confusing big-screen Simpsons adaptation where a complicated mix-up leads to Grandpa Simpson being called in front of the United Nations to answer for war crimes.

 

[Cid]

Miami Mice - Fievelverse pivots into the world of drug smuggling. See also Miami Mice: Director's cut. And Miami Mice: expanded edition. And Miami Mice: the final version, honest guv.

Marin Antoinette - Cheech and Chong are back, and they will hotbox the Hall of Mirrors.

 

[deeyo]

shite heat - cody jarrett wreaks vengence upon the gas company whose leaking pipes killed his ma and left him psychotic & suffering from headsplitting migraine.

white meat - cody jarrett tries elimination diet to cure his migraine.

white seat - a modern hustling cagney wannabe finds out that teslas famous stain resistant interior might stand up to wine spill, but not to the manic grinding of pomade-soaked hair during cocaine-induced migraine attacks.

 

[Saul Goodman]

IP - The story of a clown that sues McDonald's for copyright infringement.

EP - The story of a vinyl-based life-form that has just 20 minutes to live.

 

[hitmouse]

The Grind Budapest Hotel - Documentary following Napalm Death as they tour Hungary.

 

[Cid]

Something's gotta Gove - Nancy Myers rom-com charts the unlikely relationship between a Tory Times journalist and another Tory Times journalist.

 

[stdP]

Apocalypse Nog - A distinguished Vietnam general goes mad on hearing that the only shipment of Advocaat has been destroyed shortly before Christmas.

Night Trawler - Jake Gyllenhall plays a sociopath inexorably drawn to the seedy world of late-night fishing.

Galaxy Quint - Aliens watching shows from Earth abduct a drunken Robert Shaw, thinking him a real-life hunter, to rid them of a terrifying menace stalking their oceans...

Cross of Tron - Jeff Bridges finds himself trapped inside a Sam Peckinpah movie.

Mink the Bismarck - Even wartime shortages and patriotic fervour can't stop the Royal Navy wanting to make the pride of the Kriegsmarine look fabulous fur her first tour of the North Atlantic.

 

[belboid]

Battle of the Liver Pate

Obscure Powell & Pressburger satirising the race for the Dardenne's in world war one.

 

[belboid]

Cattle of the River Plate

Short film on the rare pygmy bovines who somehow manage to survive a semi-aquatic life on the banks of the famous river.