Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[skyscraper101]

Saltgurn
The traditional Sunday Roast turns into an all day rave in an old folks home as a consignment of Saxa table salt gets mixed up with a seizure of pure MDMA. Top one, nice one, get sorted grandma.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Like, Later For Chocolate

Californian surf dude finds an increasingly ridiculous series of excuses not to meet his endearingly gawky but bookishly pretty neighbour for cocoa

 

[shifting gears]

Saltgurn
The traditional Sunday Roast turns into an all day rave in an old folks home as a consignment of Saxa table salt gets mixed up with a seizure of pure MDMA. Top one, nice one, get sorted grandma.

The sequel Maltburn paled in comparison though did have a few red-nosed moments of genuine hilarity

 

[Steel Icarus]

Yeasts of the Southern Wild

The fearless daughter of a master baker searches the bayou for legendary ingredients to make a loaf that will save him from aurochs

 

[WouldBe]

Star wasp.

Farmerbarleymow develops a giant inter galactic wasp to wreak havoc on inhabited planets.

 

[Raheem]

Tarbie

A popular Liverpudlian comedian wakes up one morning to find he is made of plastic.

 

[belboid]

Forgo

Two thieves pull off a job so perfect they don’t even bother to take the money.

 

[belboid]

The Ex or Cast

The hip version of Sliding Doors for one wide eyed teenager looking for a gig that evening.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The Fash Show
"Ooh, suits you, Fuhrer!"

 

[A380]

One of our dinosaurs is pissing.

 

[PTK]

Sexy Boast

Ray Winstone stars as a retired man living in Spain, who claims to have once been a high-class sex worker, and every evening regales British tourists in a local bar with self-aggrandising fables about his exploits.

 

[PTK]

Malcolm Y.

The story of the lesser known younger brother of Malcolm X.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

007: No Time to Diet
Daniel Craig is unexpectedly brought back to the franchise when all suggested replacements are rejected by the Secretary of State for Culture Wars

 

[andysays]

Nine to Fine

Wacky workplace comedy starring Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda as stressed-out parking attendants struggling to meet their quotas.
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Nine to File

Very uneventful workplace film starring Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda as two office workers who complete a series of routine clerical tasks.
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Nile to Five

Far-fetched musical comedy where Dolly Parton is stuck playing with a technical death metal band while secretly harbouring ambitions of joining a late-90s boyband.

Nine to Hive

Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda try their hands at bee-keeping

 

[dessiato]

Nine to Fine, police tale in which they need to increase income so are looking for more people to fit up

 

[Steel Icarus]

Cake Fear

A released convict plots a confectionary-themed revenge against the judge who convicted him

 

[hitmouse]

Come and Sex

Wildly inappropriate, somewhat grammatically questionable, erotic comedy set during the Nazi occupation of Belarus

 

[AverageJoe]

Moan.

Duncan Jones Scifi revolving around a spaceman who isnt that happy about being a clone.

 

[Elpenor]

Come and Sex

Wildly inappropriate, somewhat grammatically questionable, erotic comedy set during the Nazi occupation of Belarus

Sounds like the plot of Europa Europa

 

[Karl Masks]

Send It Like Beckham

Two young footballing girls mistakenly take up a career in postal delivery

AFK

Oliver Stone's excoriating biopic of Skype.

 

[Karl Masks]

The Habbit

Bilbo Baggins receives a visitor from a faraway land called Colombia.

 

[hitmouse]

Kevin & Perry Go Barge

In a blatant attempt to cash in on the popularity of Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke play the two ageing teenagers having a peaceful and largely uneventful holiday sailing around quiet English rivers.

 

[Elpenor]

Kevin & Perry Go Barge

In a blatant attempt to cash in on the popularity of Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke play the two ageing teenagers having a peaceful and largely uneventful holiday sailing around quiet English rivers.

 

[hitmouse]

All of Us Stranglers

Biopic following the career of Hugh Cornwell, Jean-Jacques Burnel, Jet Black and co.

The Zine of Interest

Chilling drama following the seemingly normal everyday life of someone who occasionally makes a cheap photocopied DIY publication in their spare time.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Pool Things - Emma Stone shows off her collection of pool noodles, life savers, inflatable armbands, discarded sticking plasters etc.

Beeping Tom - the story of a homicidal photographer who is obsessed with car horns.

 

[PTK]

One Tour Photo [One Hour Photo]

There is one photograph of taken on the tour by a Christian Rock group that provides evidence that their chaste and sober public persona may be a lie.
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My Winner with Andre [My Dinner with Andre]

The story of a man whose friend Andre picks the winning horse at the next Grand National over dinner.
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The Seventh Meal [The Seventh Seal]

The story of the last of a week of dinners eaten by a man in the company of his friend Andre.
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The Fife of Brian [The Life of Brian]

The adventures of Brian in the ancient Kingdom of Fife.
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[hitmouse]

Saltburp: Shocking black comedy exploring what happens if you drink a whole jar of brine.

Altburn: Biopic following one teen who downloads copies of underground rock albums and then makes them into CDs.

 

[Yossarian]

Bean Girls

Drama set in the hyper-competitive world of high school chili cook-offs in Colorado

 

[belboid]

Beeping Tom - the story of a homicidal photographer who is obsessed with car horns.

Peeling Tom - its not just your wallpaper he strips!

Seeping Tom - the superhero who can move through relatively sold brick walls, albeit quiet slowly

Weeping Tom - a compilation of clips of Tom Hanks at various award ceremonies

Pee Pig Tom - the hilarious of escapades of a porcine pisser

'ee Ping Tom - a non-binary Chinese person moves to Yorkshire.

 

[Yossarian]

Peeping Pom - Pervy British immigrant runs afoul of vigilantes in Adelaide