Kevbad the Bad
Amiable Bowel Syndrome
Me and Mrs K were going to have a joint official 135th birthday last April in St. Ives. We'd booked a biggish house and invited 9 others for a five day bash. All had to be cancelled, as was our subsequent fortnight in Dorset, week in Liverpool, week in Norwich, seeing Patti Smith in Bath and Stewart Lee in Plymouth. On the bright side we have managed to keep our bank balance in the black. If all our plans had actually gone ahead I've got no idea how we'd have been able to afford it all.