BREXIT Crunch time (part 38) WTF is going to happen next?

[steveo87]

When society breaks down, and there is a civil war, I claim the lands to the north.
Well... Clitheroe.

 

[Pickman's model]

With this ability to take battering after battering and not quit, May should become England cricket captain.

Or start a new career in boxing

 

[Sprocket.]

I wish Andrew Neil would fuck off an all.

Yes, but seeing him reminds me I must buy some Brillo pads.

 

[8ball]

brogdale has 148

brogdale wins!!!

(Until someone points out a closer number)

 

[elbows]

With this ability to take battering after battering and not quit May should become England cricket captain.

I believe cricket analogies are something of an anathema to female tory party leaders, who have no desire to be savaged by a dead sheep lest they follow in Thatchers footsteps.

 

[Argonia]

Fuck Theresa May's boys took one helluva beating

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes, but seeing him reminds me I must buy some Brillo pads.

I knew there was something I meant to get

 

[SpookyFrank]

It's traditional to give a victory speech only when you've won something

What about May's speech after the last GE?

 

[Supine]

No, turns out Brogdale beat you.

brogdale, speech!

Recount!

 

[Poot]

So. Tomorrow, then.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Her batteries need replacing

 

[danny la rouge]

I was rashly going to make a prediction. But I’m going to leave it like the sex of my children: I’ll wait and see.

 

[Pickman's model]

What about May's speech after the last GE?

She won the booby prize

 

[Pickman's model]

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A drumming bunny would do a better job than theresa may

 

[littlebabyjesus]

May will be voting against No Deal...

Fuck. It might win then.

 

[Pickman's model]

So. Tomorrow, then.

Now I'm picturing theresa may singing tomorrow out of Annie

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Can’t wait to see the front pages tomorrow

 

[Poot]

Now I'm picturing theresa may singing tomorrow out of Annie

I doubt the sun'll come out.

 

[A380]

Nothing Has Changed
Nothing Has Changed

 

[cupid_stunt]

A drumming bunny would do a better job than theresa may

TBF, the other type of battery powered Rabbit would make a better job of hitting the spot.

 

[weltweit]

Rees Mogg is such an arse.

 

[Pickman's model]

Rees Mogg is such an arse.

The cheeks of the man

 

[cupid_stunt]

Rees Mogg is such an arse.

And, you have only just noticed this?

 

[FiFi]

So Eastenders and Holby are postponed for tonight. Will Shetland also be cancelled or shall i just go to bed early?

 

[Poot]

Rees Mogg is such an arse.

Someone the other day referred to him as 'spooky Victorian pencil Jacob Rees Mogg' and now I think of that every time I see him.

 

[bemused]

Why wouldn't Labour put forward a vote of no confidence?

 

[Plumdaff]

Why wouldn't Labour put forward a vote of no confidence?

Because they won't win it?

 

[danny la rouge]

Why wouldn't Labour put forward a vote of no confidence?

Because it wouldn’t win.

 

[killer b]

Why wouldn't Labour put forward a vote of no confidence?

Because it wont pass.

 

[killer b]

Lol