BrewDog: yet another hip company using 'rebel' language to sell its stuff

[Spymaster]

I got the impression that

my thinking was that the idea behind this was to bring someone in with the skill set required for taking the company public.

I don’t think they’re bringing anyone in. The former COO has taken over.

 

[editor]

Useless bullshitting wankers

Fears BrewDog's Lost Forest could be lost cause due to lateness of replanting

BEER giant BrewDog is risking its “Lost Forest” turning into a lost cause by replacing dead trees too late in the season, it has been claimed.

www.thenational.scot

 

[equationgirl]

Useless bullshitting wankers

Fears BrewDog's Lost Forest could be lost cause due to lateness of replanting

BEER giant BrewDog is risking its “Lost Forest” turning into a lost cause by replacing dead trees too late in the season, it has been claimed.

www.thenational.scot

I note that Watt gave the traditional 'stepping down to spend more time with my family ' excuse too.

 

[brogdale]

I note that Watt gave the traditional 'stepping down to spend more time with my family ' excuse too.

Which should, of course, read to spend more time with his fortune and the friends, like Farage, that it will buy.

 

[krtek a houby]

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[PR1Berske]

 

[equationgirl]

So much for them turning over a new leaf - and I bet that wasn't the only post hidden.

 

[Spymaster]

Well this thread has totally crashed and burned, hasn't it?

It's become about as popular as herpes.

Wasn't the plan to turn it into something really informative?

 

[Spymaster]

Wow!

JW is teaming up with Steve Bartlett in his latest venture.

I'm seriously considering investing in this.

Anyone else? Could be the smartest 25k you ever spent.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Wow!

JW is teaming up with Steve Bartlett in his latest venture.

I'm seriously considering investing in this.

Anyone else? Could be the smartest 25k you ever spent.

Ooh, a veritable spam site, where you can get paid to write about things you have no knowledge of, in order to get their clients listed higher on Google. Like a modern-day version of link farms. I can't see how that could possibly fail or get banned by Google.

 

[PR1Berske]

Ooh, a veritable spam site, where you can get paid to write about things you have no knowledge of, in order to get their clients listed higher on Google. Like a modern-day version of link farms. I can't see how that could possibly fail or get banned by Google.

You're dealing with a troll. Cut off Spy's oxygen and they'll leave the site eventually.

 

[Spymaster]

You're dealing with a troll. Cut off Spy's oxygen and they'll leave the site eventually.

Maybe after another 23 years, eh?

 

[Spymaster]

Ooh, a veritable spam site, where you can get paid to write about things you have no knowledge of, in order to get their clients listed higher on Google. Like a modern-day version of link farms. I can't see how that could possibly fail or get banned by Google.

Genius, isn’t it? Regardless of how good it is, it’ll work because of who’s involved.

Watch what happens here.

 

[Saul Goodman]

You're dealing with a troll. Cut off Spy's oxygen and they'll leave the site eventually.

I enjoy his posts

Genius, isn’t it? Regardless of how good it is, it’ll work because of who’s involved.

Watch what happens here.

I reckon he might make a killing from it before it goes tits up.

 

[Spymaster]

I enjoy his posts


I reckon he might make a killing from it before it goes tits up.

Bet you a tenner that whatever it is gets sold to a retail analytics outfit for fuckloads before Xmas 2026.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Bet you a tenner that whatever it is gets sold to a retail analytics outfit for fuckloads before Xmas 2026.

I wouldn't put a bet on it. I've seen how fucked up the world is, with the likes of Tesla being valued at approximately 100X what it's worth, and people buying into things like Bitcoin has made me realise that the world is full of fuckwits, which is why the likes of Brewdog and Apple are worth the money they are, and why I won't risk a tenner on another shit idea that'll probably sell to even bigger dickheads.

 

[Spymaster]

I wouldn't put a bet on it. I've seen how fucked up the world is, with the likes of Tesla being valued at approximately 100X what it's worth, and people buying into things like Bitcoin has made me realise that the world is full of fuckwits, which is why the likes of Brewdog and Apple are worth the money they are, and why I won't risk a tenner on another shit idea that'll probably sell to even bigger dickheads.

Well this is exactly why it's a great way to invest 25k, isn't it?

There's no way you're gonna lose it (at least not all of it), the potential return is enormous, and you'll get fuck all on it anywhere else.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Well this is exactly why it's a great way to invest 25k, isn't it?

There's no way you're gonna lose it (at least not all of it), the potential return is enormous, and you'll get fuck all on it anywhere else.

If I had money to invest in something, I'd invest it in somewhere to grow weed. Maybe a bit high risk but fuck it.

 

[nastyned]

Asian Brewdog worker sacked after raising concerns about EDL presence: Asian BrewDog Worker Sacked After Raising Concerns About EDL Presence

 

[krtek a houby]

Asian Brewdog worker sacked after raising concerns about EDL presence: Asian BrewDog Worker Sacked After Raising Concerns About EDL Presence

Genius management, innit

 

[editor]

Internet: Look at how badly this creepy sex pest treats his workers
Internet dickhead: Oh look he's got a new venture, I must tell everyone to invest!

 

[editor]

Asian Brewdog worker sacked after raising concerns about EDL presence: Asian BrewDog Worker Sacked After Raising Concerns About EDL Presence

BrewDog are filth.

 

[PR1Berske]

I've just seen a tweet calling BrewDog the Mumford and Sons of pubs

 

[The39thStep]

Well this is exactly why it's a great way to invest 25k, isn't it?

There's no way you're gonna lose it (at least not all of it), the potential return is enormous, and you'll get fuck all on it anywhere else.

Can you organise an Urban Crowdfunder, I'm in .

 

[editor]

Can you organise an Urban Crowdfunder, I'm in .

Surprised to see you showing support for a new venture headed up by an anti-worker, anti-union, wage reducing, staff exploiting, Farage supporting type.

 

[Spymaster]

Can you organise an Urban Crowdfunder, I'm in .

We've already got one running on the side-thread.

Invitation only, like. I'll drop you a shout

 

[Yossarian]

"Can't decide if we should call this new venture Social Dump or Social Bellend, is there a word that could mean both?"

 

[The39thStep]

We've already got one running on the side-thread.

Invitation only, like. I'll drop you a shout

Cheers Bro

 

[PR1Berske]

"Can't decide if we should call this new venture Social Dump or Social Bellend, is there a word that could mean both?"

Both those terms could be names of BrewDog beers tbf

 

[Spymaster]

"Can't decide if we should call this new venture Social Dump or Social Bellend, is there a word that could mean both?"

Call it "Bellend Dump" and it could double as the tagline for the politics forum.