Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I think you need to remove an l and add an n and a s
BrewDog: yet another hip company using 'rebel' language to sell its stuff
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equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I think I cannot type.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I read that as ‘I think what I cannot type’!
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
So Orang Utan tell us more about their book. What are the highlights so far?
hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
Oh yeah, I think I've seen the BrewDog book:
As Descartes famously said...
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
but don't put descartes before de horse...
Raheem
Well-Known Member
In for a René, in for a pound.
I'd like to read that. Purely to see if he mentions as one of his business tips the importance of having multi-millionaire parents.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Sorry, have been busy all day. I’ll dip into it after me tea and get back to you
I think you might be on to something there...
Private eye
When you are xxxxing your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your xxxx. You then take aim xxxxxing in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a xxxxx pie.Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
poc much aulder than i'd thought - this from 1878, which i found by chance (irishman 12/10/1878)
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
the master criminal always makes one fatal error and theirs was publishing details of all their law-breaking in a mass-market paperback
i have edited it in case in causes offence, it was kind of the point tho.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
yes
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
The point you were trying to make was already covered by your statement agreeing most urban dictionary entries are made up.
Editing it just makes it look like you made up the entry for Private Eye.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
It also occurred to me that DaphneM had made that one up.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Not everything is made up on the urban dictionary, and that's a TobyJug fact. 
angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.
boat happy
a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Not totally convinced that the Urban Dictionary is a recognised legal standardNot everything is made up on the urban dictionary, and that's a TobyJug fact.
boat happy
a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.
angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.
Response from James Watt to the documentary:
www.morningadvertiser.co.uk
Note he's now putting in a complaint, not taking legal action.
BrewDog’s Watt lodging official complaint about BBC documentary
Scottish brewer and operator BrewDog co-founder James Watt is set to launch an official complaint with the BBC and regulator Ofcom for “dozens of inaccuracies and false claims” aired in a documentary about the business.
Note he's now putting in a complaint, not taking legal action.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Pretty sure it comes under the purview of marine law
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
1) Odd move by BD. Isn't there even more competition in the soft drinks market? I wonder what they're really up to...
2) Daphne is a shit troll. This kind of thing should be expected, given their previous "contributions" to the thread.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Maybe it's a cunning move to distract the Urban heat off their plucky little upstart corporate shitheadery onto some real Premier League corporate shitheads.
google it if you want to
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Why would anyone want to Google what you submitted to Urban Dictionary, especially since you've already dumped that shit in this thread for all to see?
I’m guessing they’re saying they didn’t make it up.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
You don't need to google it, just click on the 'private eye' link in the shit post, and see it was added to the UD 'by mafiaMike July 01, 2018'.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I think I wrote that!Not everything is made up on the urban dictionary, and that's a TobyJug fact.
boat happy
a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.
angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.
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