Boy racer can’t drive home after speed bumps were put at every entrance to his village

[Boris Sprinkler]

Obviously you've never tried to get from Galbally to Limerick city * without a car.
There are no trains.
There is an infrequent bus ... once every 5 hours probably 4 days a week. You would not cycle that road.
Cars are actually very necessary if you live in the countryside in Ireland. We dont have trains running to rural spots. Not the way England has train systems and little countryside train stations.


*or anywhere within 20km.

You're right i dont. But if i did, i would probably avoid modifying a car in my possession rendering it useless for the task in hand. In this case getting from a to b. Via c.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

You're right i dont. But if i did, i would probably avoid modifying a car in my possession rendering it useless for the task in hand. In this case getting from a to b. Via c.

And we are back to page one .

 

[hash tag]

Sorry, all apologies. I just found this story online and posted elsewhere. Still bloody funny though.
"Christopher who is passionate about cars, drives.......a VW Passatt"

 

[Riklet]

Boris Sprinkler you are so full of shit on this one, you might as well just back down.

From what I recall, there were cars and fat people in Copenhagen too. And the rest of Denmark i'm sure. And cars in all of the world run on oil and we are all oil dependant, pretty much. So why are you singling out the UK again, on a thread about a boy racer in rural Ireland?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Because it upsets you

 

[likesfish]

He doesn't live in Great Britain, but don't let the facts get in the way of your casual xenophobia.

Actually he kind of does Great Britian is a geographical term covers all the islands inculding Ireland

 

[mauvais]

Actually he kind of does Great Britian is a geographical term covers all the islands inculding Ireland

What does your passport say on the front?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Actually he kind of does Great Britian is a geographical term covers all the islands inculding Ireland

British Isles is what you’re looking for...

 

[Saul Goodman]

Actually he kind of does Great Britian is a geographical term covers all the islands inculding Ireland

Actually, it kind of doesn't.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Actually, it kind of doesn't.

He was in the fucking army and yet doesn't know which country he was there to fight for. Legend

 

[Saul Goodman]

He was in the fucking army and yet doesn't know which country he was there to fight for. Legend

Voluntary cannon fodder in 'Not very bright' shocker!

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Actually he kind of does Great Britian is a geographical term covers all the islands inculding Ireland

Wut?

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Just to clarify. ..


An Euler diagram with an overview of the terminology
Geographical feature is green Legal distinction is blue

 

[likesfish]

yeah I got it wrong he lives on the British Isles rather than Part of Great Britain so still kind of british then

 

[Baronage-Phase]

yeah I got it wrong he lives on the British Isles rather than Part of Great Britain so still kind of british then

you may need to go back to school

 

[Saul Goodman]

so still kind of british then

Exactly like the people of British Columbia are British.

 

[likesfish]

live on the British Isles British simples resistance is futile

 

[Baronage-Phase]

resistance is futile

The recent history of Eire disproves this.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

resistance is fertile

 

[andysays]

I suppose it's better than all the shit limericks, for certain values of 'better' anyway...

 

[existentialist]

I suppose it's better than all the shit limericks, for certain values of 'better' anyway...

Pah, you're no fun.

 

[andysays]

Pah, you're no fun.

I was idly wondering earlier how this thread would have gone if the boy racer lived in a town called sonnet or haiku, as it happens

 

[A380]

Actually he kind of does Great Britian is a geographical term covers all the islands inculding Ireland

Nah, Great Britain has two meanings. Politically it’s England, Scotland and Wales. Geographically it’s the big Fuck Off Island that has most of England ( not the Scillies,Lundy, Isle of Wight, Sheppy and lindufarne*. Wales apart from Anglesey and Those funny ones off the SW and about 90% of Scotland.

* probably missed some...

 

[A380]

I was idly wondering earlier how this thread would have gone if the boy racer lived in a town called sonnet or haiku, as it happens

I have a shit car
But I think it’s cool
Scrape, bugger.

 

[existentialist]

I have a shit car
But I think it’s cool
Scrape, bugger.