Bastardbury - the Tory Festival

[Fingers]

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[butchersapron]

Think you've crossed your bastardy and hope streams there.

 

[cantsin]

It's sad, but not really surprising when you consider she was raised on 19th century literature, got rich young, and lives in a seaside mansion in Devon.

never did Billy Bragg any harm

 

[not-bono-ever]

Although the headlines belies the meat of the idea- its is just a publicised brainstorming session for tories- It is not a huge stretch of the imagination to suggest that there is mileage in a larger public festival for this section - bedgebury in kent has live gigs each summer that are attended by the prime audience for a toryfest.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Phil Collins has denied ever being a tory. It's just something the Sun put out and people bought it because as the Viz headline put it "Phil Collins Has Half Money In World."

I still choose to believe.

What a massive Tory wanker that Phil Collins is.

 

[Orang Utan]

I know . I whooshed off to google it and there it was ..it was true..gutted . just got over Errol Brown and now this .

errol the nonce?

 

[skyscraper101]

errol the nonce?

The Tory. He played one of their conferences too in the 80s.

 

[Orang Utan]

The Tory. He played one of their conferences too in the 80s.

I know who he is.

 

[Orang Utan]

David Cameron was at this at the weekend:
Wilderness Festival 2017 Programme Announced: Grace Jones, Bonobo, Two Door Cinema Club
Perhaps it was the inspiration for this spoof?

 

[butchersapron]

 

[gosub]

https://www.conservativehome.com/pa...onbury-style-conservative-ideas-festival.html

"will be invitation-only with between 150 and 200 attendees, some of whom will camp”.

 

[DotCommunist]

kid rock eh. I should have guessed when he did that shit song with the sweet home alabama chorus

 

[butchersapron]

kid rock eh. I should have guessed when he did that shit song with the sweet home alabama chorus

And that song is literally just werewolves of london with him waffling on top.

 

[killer b]

you lot laugh easily.

 

[Poi E]

An intervention with Kate bush might be more use . Get her out of the clutches of this cult she seems to have fallen in with .

" we love you Kate..but.."

Nationalism. "Oh England, my lionheart..."
Misogyny. "Heathcliffe...let me in your window."
Religion. "...make a deal with God, get him to swap places.."

All there, plain to see.

 

[butchersapron]

Lady pj Harvey leading the Fox murdering

 

[Sea Star]

Morrissey?

Never had Morrissey down as a Tory party supporter - he's always been really vocal against the tories hasn't he?

Gary Numan however.... he's a full on Tory cunt!!

 

[Sea Star]

Nationalism. "Oh England, my lionheart..."
Misogyny. "Heathcliffe...let me in your window."
Religion. "...make a deal with God, get him to swap places.."

All there, plain to see.

and she's from Eltham. Nuff said.

 

[existentialist]

I've seen it described as "Laughingstock", which I quite liked...

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Never had Morrissey down as a Tory party supporter - he's always been really vocal against the tories hasn't he?

Gary Numan however.... he's a full on Tory cunt!!

The lyrics to 'Margaret on the Guillotine' seems fairly clear to me.

Some on the left misunderstand his pro working class, anti elite, anti all institutions views as 'Tory'.

 

[NoXion]

Gary Numan a Tory? Certainly news to me, and not something I'd believe without evidence.

 

[butchersapron]

Gary Numan a Tory? Certainly news to me, and not something I'd believe without evidence.

10 years of openly supporting thatcher. Not something that easy to miss as it's brought up every time he's mentioned anywhere.

 

[NoXion]

10 years of openly supporting thatcher. Not something that easy to miss as it's brought up every time he's mentioned anywhere.

Really? Shit.

 

[butchersapron]

Really? Shit.

Then moved onto being hopeful for blair and specifically new labour as it supported small business people.

 

[Red Sky]

Fete worse than death.

 

[stavros]

Is Kuenssburg a Tory?

 

[Orang Utan]

Is Kuenssburg a Tory?

what a question.

 

[not-bono-ever]

10 years of openly supporting thatcher. Not something that easy to miss as it's brought up every time he's mentioned anywhere.

He does bleat that his support of Thatcher is something he regrets and had weighed him down ever since. Whether is is guilt because of his opinions at that time or because he gets shit for it still and made him come across as a plonker, it is not clear

 

[editor]

Gary Numan a Tory? Certainly news to me, and not something I'd believe without evidence.

Always been a total Tory boy.

 

[NoXion]

Yeah, I know that now. Just sucks a bit when a musician whose work you like turns out to be off. Like when I first listened to one of Fear Factory's then-new albums and one of the songs had lyrics about 9/11 Truther nonsense.