Bastardbury - the Tory Festival

[Fingers]

Was not sure whether to post this in the festival thread or in politics. Who is up for Bastardbury?

This plan for a 'Tory Glastonbury' is pretty much exactly what you'd expect

 

[A380]

Urban meet up there. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Morrissey?

 

[Ptolemy]

Invite-only, so I've heard. Even when trying to "get down with the kids", their elitist views shine through.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Surely it should be called Cuntfest?

 

[eatmorecheese]

Security too tight to do an en masse break in?

 

[Casually Red]

Is Kate bush a Tory ?

Awww shit . Fuck morrissey but not Kate Bush ?

Dammit

 

[Casually Red]

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[Pickman's model]

Security too tight to do an en masse break in?

Blockade

 

[Casually Red]

Blockade

An intervention with Kate bush might be more use . Get her out of the clutches of this cult she seems to have fallen in with .

" we love you Kate..but.."

 

[fishfinger]

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Kate said:

We have a female prime minister here in the UK. I actually really like her and think she’s wonderful. I think it’s the best thing that’s happened to us in a long time. She’s a very intelligent woman but I don’t see much to fear. I will say it is great to have a woman in charge of the country. She’s very sensible and I think that’s a good thing at this point in time.

In conversation with Kate Bush - Macleans.ca

 

[Casually Red]

Kate said:


In conversation with Kate Bush - Macleans.ca

I know . I whooshed off to google it and there it was ..it was true..gutted . just got over Errol Brown and now this .

 

[Cheesypoof]

*Pukes*

 

[Casually Red]

Was not sure whether to post this in the festival thread or in politics. Who is up for Bastardbury?

This plan for a 'Tory Glastonbury' is pretty much exactly what you'd expect

" how Theresa May might look if she were attending a psychedelic festival in a field "

Straight out of viz/ brass eye

 

[farmerbarleymow]

*Pukes*

Over that obnoxious fucker Jacob Rees Twat I hope.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Clarkson is in hospital with Pneumonia, so he may not be attending

 

[ferrelhadley]

No Alex James?
And you would have thought the Tory music festival is the Last Night at the Proms.

 

[JimW]

They're all pits of capitalist filth anyway since Stonehenge Free went, man.

 

[Fingers]

That total arse gremlin from Pimlico Plumbers could replace Clarkson if need be.

 

[Cheesypoof]

Wonder will Tracey Emin be there.

 

[Raheem]

Morrissey?

Don't worry. He'll cancel when they refuse to suspend the fox hunt during his set.

 

[Ptolemy]

I know . I whooshed off to google it and there it was ..it was true..gutted . just got over Errol Brown and now this .

It's sad, but not really surprising when you consider she was raised on 19th century literature, got rich young, and lives in a seaside mansion in Devon.

 

[A380]

Imagine, a festival with massively overpriced food, really expensive tickets and special reserved glamping areas . All populated by 40 something accounts from the Home Counties and rakes of middle class students.

Oh.

 

[mrs quoad]

Is Kate bush a Tory ?

Awww shit . Fuck morrissey but not Kate Bush ?

Dammit

Theresa May, it's me, Kate Bush – your biggest fan

Wow.

 

[Yossarian]

Was not sure whether to post this in the festival thread or in politics. Who is up for Bastardbury?

This plan for a 'Tory Glastonbury' is pretty much exactly what you'd expect


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That's a hell of a lot of fertilizer for just one field.

 

[rekil]

Phil Collins has denied ever being a tory. It's just something the Sun put out and people bought it because as the Viz headline put it "Phil Collins Has Half Money In World."

 

[butchersapron]

Really really secret ramones perf.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

There's a load of techs chatting on a private group I'm in about finding out who will be providing equipment for this and how much we'd love to crew this event due to the potential for epic level trolling.

 

[butchersapron]

Isn't that exactly what this is though?

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Isn't that exactly what this is though?

Quite possibly