Avoiding coronation

[Pickman's model]

So, he's got sausage fingers and outsized lugs. Suppose it gives credence to the old adage that walls have ears.

Sorry.

Strangely you've got the opening line to ruddy yurts' great anti-royal anthem fuck off Charlie, which borrowed the tune of baggy trousers

 

[_Russ_]

Hopefully a UFO will sweep down, and bring him back to Lizard World.

You live in lizard world, or just visiting?

 

[Chilli.s]

Iv already refused a hog roast event, and now refused a garden party too. Just gotta keep me head down and avoid offending anyone

 

[krtek a houby]

You live in lizard world, or just visiting?

Am sure there's worse conspiracy theories out there

 

[Tanya1982]

I had my first encounter today. In the queue at the chemist, a little girl wearing a Union Jack cape and a plastic crown, hitting the displays with her plastic sceptre. Obviously tourists - her and the mother seemed to have Midlandish accents.

 

[Wilf]

Strangely you've got the opening line to ruddy yurts' great anti-royal anthem fuck off Charlie, which borrowed the tune of baggy trousers

I thought it was actually by Puffydactyl and the Dinosaur.

 

[MickiQ]

Iv already refused a hog roast event, and now refused a garden party too. Just gotta keep me head down and avoid offending anyone

I'd be tempted to swear the oath (fingers crossed behind my back admittedly) for a hog roast

 

[Chilli.s]

I'd be tempted to swear the oath (fingers crossed behind my back admittedly) for a hog roast

Its the idea that Id have to mime like a goldfish whilst they sing god save the king that puts me off

 

[MickiQ]

Its the idea that Id have to mime like a goldfish whilst they sing god save the king that puts me off

Mouth your own words

 

[Chilli.s]

Mouth your own words

Theres beer involved... itud be too much of a challenge for me

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[flypanam]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[ddraig]

From Carlo's investiture
"Never Prince for Wales" on a documentary on S4C about objectors and protesters

S4C - Dafydd Iwan: Y Prins a Fi, Dafydd Iwan: Y Prins a Fi

Dafydd Iwan sy'n mynd ar daith bersonol wrth nodi hanner canrif ers arwisgo Tywysog Cha...

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[WouldBe]

From Carlo's investiture
"Never Prince for Wales" on a documentary on S4C about objectors and protesters
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S4C - Dafydd Iwan: Y Prins a Fi, Dafydd Iwan: Y Prins a Fi

Dafydd Iwan sy'n mynd ar daith bersonol wrth nodi hanner canrif ers arwisgo Tywysog Cha...

www.bbc.co.uk

On ceefax tonight apparently the gov have asked the Welsh to "curse god" on Saturday.

 

[shambler]

This seems like a neutral or even dissenting position, but it isn't. The subtext is "very boring and uneventful thing happens which nobody needs to be bothered about." Typical of the Eye, it presents as radical whilst sitting comfortably within the Overton window.

"Man inherits unimaginable wealth, considerable influence, founded on centuries of war and exploitation and is formally celebrated for doing so. In 2023."

 

[Fozzie Bear]

What are your plans? Wondering whether to just barricade myself in the house with some cider and peanuts and watch anime all day.

Going to play all my Prince/King Jammy and King Tubby records.

Then may swing by the Hackney Anarchists pub crawl because why not.

 

[equationgirl]

This seems like a neutral or even dissenting position, but it isn't. The subtext is "very boring and uneventful thing happens which nobody needs to be bothered about." Typical of the Eye, it presents as radical whilst sitting comfortably within the Overton window.

"Man inherits unimaginable wealth, considerable influence, founded on centuries of war and exploitation and is formally celebrated for doing so. In 2023."

I would say 'barely celebrated' to be honest, compared to 1953's version for his mum.. Although my dad is musing recreating the cardboard box suit of armour he wore at the village's party for tomorrow.

I've seen the photos, the literal entire village had a massive knees up.

Incidentally my plans have changed again- have had a migraine since last night (it's the overexcitement, clearly...) so won't be going anywhere tomorrow.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I'm not done boozing so I imagine when I wake up, it'll all be over.

No doubt when I'm making dinner I'll hear the rightwing radio shows that my dad loves claiming that Megan Markle tried to ruin the ceremony by giving the Archbishop of Canterbury scabies that she caught from Antifa or that Sir Softie sent the boat people to steal the Stone of Scone to spread gender dysphoria in public schools.

 

[newme]

Or the scone of stone. Tastes as good now as the day it was forged.

 

[brogdale]

I'm trying to pay little attention to today's shitshow in London, but this caught my eye on twitter; the filth are arresting republic protestors before they could finish unloading their placards from their lorry.


...and his fascist regime...

 

[High Voltage]

Imagine my surprise, after asking Mrs Voltz when the coronation was and being told "Today!" I was convinced that it was this coming Monday and that was the reason for the extra bank holiday

'Twould seem I've avoided much of the brouhaha of today's event quite easily

Still, lovely weather for it

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Swimming lessons with the kids this morning, first stage of the Giro d’Italia to watch this afternoon.

Won’t see a single second of it, which suits me just fine.

 

[johnwesley]

UTTER FUCKING CUNTS.

 

[tommers]

Fuck this bullshit. I've been up 10 minutes and I'm already annoyed.

 

[iona]

Need to get the tube to Camden Town early afternoon today and back in the evening. Do any Londoners and/or travel geeks know if it's likely to make much difference whether I come from Victoria or London Bridge?

 

[tommers]

 

[ruffneck23]

I wanted to go to the pub to avoid it but all the pubs in my area are showing it, so I'l probably just stay at home and play puta games.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Pig scum

 

[brogdale]

Need to get the tube to Camden Town early afternoon today and back in the evening. Do any Londoners and/or travel geeks know if it's likely to make much difference whether I come from Victoria or London Bridge?

If the Thameslinks are running OK, I'd get up to St Pancras, then walk or hop on the bus up to CT.